Never forget to elevate everything 🤣

What the actual is that woman talking about. If there was a word salad race in the Olympics, she'd win the gold medal.

Meg would not get a gold medal. She would get platinum one.

you never heard this before

She’s just so relatable to the other 99% of the population.

Who could listen to more than a minute of this rubbish

Sussex squad:

She should elevate her alarmingly bolding drug faced husband as he's looking worse every day

Meghan would like to elevate his credit card first

"Doesn't have time to cook". She actually thinks we believe this crap. It's pretty funny. Watching her in the kitchen it's pretty clear she has absolutely no idea how to cook. Pretty sure the army of hot and cold running staff know how to order takeout for her though...

“You’re able to have some functionality with it.” We’re still talking about elevating take out, yes? The word salad itself is also an attempt at elevating her speech but it becomes nonsense. Everything is so deeply profoundly powerful. Each moment, in the present now. Yuck.