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You can make fun of him, you can call him "White trash", but the reality is simple. Men like this cleaved heads off shoulders, crushed skulls with warhammers, and strung up bodies from bridges to build the societies we live in today. They deserve praise and a decent dental plan.

You can make fun of him, you can call him "White trash", but the reality is simple. Men like this cleaved heads off shoulders, crushed skulls with warhammers, and strung up bodies from bridges to build the societies we live in today. They deserve praise and a decent dental plan.

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Through the hate, he is still loom-maxing.

Through the hate, he is still loom-maxing.

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Ever squat so hard your skin just starts spontaneously bleeding? No? You gotta up your game.

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Ever squat so hard your skin just starts spontaneously bleeding? No? You gotta up your game.

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Medical advice. If you wake up with a blown pupil, get emergency medical care. Do not film a tiktok.

Medical advice. If you wake up with a blown pupil, get emergency medical care. Do not film a tiktok.

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I think I want to become a farmer just so no one ever touches my food.

I think I want to become a farmer just so no one ever touches my food.

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How dare someone go about their day and casually walk past you while you're taking a video?

How dare someone go about their day and casually walk past you while you're taking a video?

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I'm telling you, we're facing a lot of violence, and I feel like it's going to just continue to increase.

I'm telling you, we're facing a lot of violence, and I feel like it's going to just continue to increase.

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I think it'd be interesting to interview these women voting for Mamdani one or two years from now and see how they feel.

I think it'd be interesting to interview these women voting for Mamdani one or two years from now and see how they feel.

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When you're adding weight to your back to do push-ups, consider just bench pressing on the one behind you. You'll avoid stuff like this.

When you're adding weight to your back to do push-ups, consider just bench pressing on the one behind you. You'll avoid stuff like this.

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I don't understand it. This is what Carnival is known for. It's a meme at this point. Not seeing this behavior on a Carnival cruise would be more surprising.

I don't understand it. This is what Carnival is known for. It's a meme at this point. Not seeing this behavior on a Carnival cruise would be more surprising.

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Does your break start when you take your first bite of food? How do your bosses feel about that? Performance reviews must be fun.

Does your break start when you take your first bite of food? How do your bosses feel about that? Performance reviews must be fun.

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500, no lift off. Mogged, delete your account and leave the country. (This is the only relatively cool thing about me)

500, no lift off. Mogged, delete your account and leave the country. (This is the only relatively cool thing about me)

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TikTok is divided into two types of people, and both are represented here.

TikTok is divided into two types of people, and both are represented here.

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You may ask yourself, what wrong did this woman do? Well, she had the audacity to stand up.

You may ask yourself, what wrong did this woman do? Well, she had the audacity to stand up.

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Understandable, this was me trying to learn Russian.

Understandable, this was me trying to learn Russian.

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How well do you think this would work out for him vs ICE?

How well do you think this would work out for him vs ICE?

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Women will see this video, take notes, and then run out the door to vote for Mamdani.
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Women will see this video, take notes, and then run out the door to vote for Mamdani.

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3,592,875 views • 8 months ago

Memberships and high prices at places are our only oasis of civility. I will gladly pay more money to not deal with brawls at a grocery store. They're financial gates and we must protect them.
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Memberships and high prices at places are our only oasis of civility. I will gladly pay more money to not deal with brawls at a grocery store. They're financial gates and we must protect them.

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3,214,778 views • 2 years ago

Ladies, this works great on Tiktok, not often in real life when your attacker is motivated and much stronger than you. Carry a gun, that's the best female self defense tip.
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Ladies, this works great on Tiktok, not often in real life when your attacker is motivated and much stronger than you. Carry a gun, that's the best female self defense tip.

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1,584,667 views • 1 year ago

Some guys will do anything to look masculine but lift weights.
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Some guys will do anything to look masculine but lift weights.

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2,536,128 views • 1 year ago

This video always makes my blood boil.
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This video always makes my blood boil.

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903,714 views • 1 year ago

Female cops have two modes: Entirely ineffective Or Mag dumping into someone for blinking
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Female cops have two modes: Entirely ineffective Or Mag dumping into someone for blinking

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633,962 views • 1 year ago

There's a reason a lot of rental ranges require you to bring a gun of your own if you try and rent one or go with a friend. According to the Mrgunsngear both men survive. These things happen too frequently.
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There's a reason a lot of rental ranges require you to bring a gun of your own if you try and rent one or go with a friend. According to the Mrgunsngear both men survive. These things happen too frequently.

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816,516 views • 1 year ago

I have an idea for an airline that I think could work. Have a separate coach cabin that is identical to regular coach, but just charge 10% more. Not everyone needs the extra leg room or other amenities, they just fly business to avoid this. Advertise that you get nothing extra with the upgrade over regular coach. Just a little financial barrier for peace and quiet while still saving money over business class.
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I have an idea for an airline that I think could work. Have a separate coach cabin that is identical to regular coach, but just charge 10% more. Not everyone needs the extra leg room or other amenities, they just fly business to avoid this. Advertise that you get nothing extra with the upgrade over regular coach. Just a little financial barrier for peace and quiet while still saving money over business class.

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661,907 views • 1 year ago

This is actually the only time I've truly experienced the Mandela effect. I've been saying this for years.
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This is actually the only time I've truly experienced the Mandela effect. I've been saying this for years.

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583,248 views • 1 year ago

If you think racial tensions are high on X, you should see Tiktok.
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If you think racial tensions are high on X, you should see Tiktok.

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502,973 views • 1 year ago

I'm not over exaggerating.
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I'm not over exaggerating.

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441,872 views • 1 year ago

As much as I love poker, if this happened to me, I would never play again. Worst scenario ever, guy looks like Abraham from The Walking Dead, Ray Romano is there, you got quad aces at the World Series Of Poker, and you get coolered... by a Royal Flush. Absolute nightmare.
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As much as I love poker, if this happened to me, I would never play again. Worst scenario ever, guy looks like Abraham from The Walking Dead, Ray Romano is there, you got quad aces at the World Series Of Poker, and you get coolered... by a Royal Flush. Absolute nightmare.

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418,155 views • 1 year ago

Food stamp and EBT usage used to be something private. People were embarrassed and would go to the store during off hours. Today? They flaunt their huge grocery hauls online shamelessly. This is only PART of her order. How much do you spend a month feeding your family? Wouldn't it be nice if it were free?
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Food stamp and EBT usage used to be something private. People were embarrassed and would go to the store during off hours. Today? They flaunt their huge grocery hauls online shamelessly. This is only PART of her order. How much do you spend a month feeding your family? Wouldn't it be nice if it were free?

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389,575 views • 1 year ago