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France and England pointless third place match for no reason:

France and England pointless third place match for no reason:

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I was crying laughing then he broke the fourth wall 😭😭😭

I was crying laughing then he broke the fourth wall 😭😭😭

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Dan burn is actually crazy man, no wonder Haaland went off early😭😭

Dan burn is actually crazy man, no wonder Haaland went off early😭😭

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Ngl that saliba injury was the moment when France lost the game

Ngl that saliba injury was the moment when France lost the game

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Lmao…that cameraman deserves a raise😂😂

Lmao…that cameraman deserves a raise😂😂

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Just look at what Eze did after England scored the winner, and they still wonder why everyone hates Arsenal

Just look at what Eze did after England scored the winner, and they still wonder why everyone hates Arsenal

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Just look at Zakaria’s reaction after the ref gave Argentina a freekick because he won a header, bro knew what was happening😭😭

Just look at Zakaria’s reaction after the ref gave Argentina a freekick because he won a header, bro knew what was happening😭😭

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Smh….Just look at Doue, he didn’t even make any effort to track the run of porro

Smh….Just look at Doue, he didn’t even make any effort to track the run of porro

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LMAO…even the commentators were confused😭😭

LMAO…even the commentators were confused😭😭

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The Egypt coach made the anti-racism signal, but instead of pausing the game and suspending it for 15 minutes, the referee booked him and allowed the match to continue.

The Egypt coach made the anti-racism signal, but instead of pausing the game and suspending it for 15 minutes, the referee booked him and allowed the match to continue.

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Mbappe trolling him with this celebration after he scored the penalty😭😭

Mbappe trolling him with this celebration after he scored the penalty😭😭

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The cameraman understood the assignment 😭😭

The cameraman understood the assignment 😭😭

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Back to back penalty misses, is it that hard to score a penalty?

Back to back penalty misses, is it that hard to score a penalty?

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I’m still in awe

I’m still in awe

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Haaland lowkey made odegaard look like he had aura😭

Haaland lowkey made odegaard look like he had aura😭

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The keeper leaning left in anticipation of Ronaldo’s shot just shows how good the fake was😭

The keeper leaning left in anticipation of Ronaldo’s shot just shows how good the fake was😭

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The buildup to the goal was even better than the assist😭😭

The buildup to the goal was even better than the assist😭😭

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I’m crying man😭😭😭

I’m crying man😭😭😭

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This would’ve been an all-time clip if that Bruno shot had gone in😭😭

This would’ve been an all-time clip if that Bruno shot had gone in😭😭

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Diogo Costa when Ronaldo’s legacy is at stake

Diogo Costa when Ronaldo’s legacy is at stake

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This is actually crazy tho, what’s actually the context behind this moment??

This is actually crazy tho, what’s actually the context behind this moment??

3,830,675 Aufrufe • vor 3 Tagen

If only the puskas could be awarded for a goal scored in a friendly match

If only the puskas could be awarded for a goal scored in a friendly match

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Their chemistry is actually insane. Its like they can read each other’s minds😭😭

Their chemistry is actually insane. Its like they can read each other’s minds😭😭

297,160 Aufrufe • vor 13 Stunden

Haaland really went from owning Gabriel in the prem to dunking on him in front of the whole world😭

Haaland really went from owning Gabriel in the prem to dunking on him in front of the whole world😭

9,608,051 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

We need to keep Amass in the first team next season, what a performance today man

We need to keep Amass in the first team next season, what a performance today man

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Genuinely the worst penalty I’ve seen at this world cup, how does a top player like Akanji play a penalty kick like that

Genuinely the worst penalty I’ve seen at this world cup, how does a top player like Akanji play a penalty kick like that

5,057,431 Aufrufe • vor 11 Tagen

The idea of letting Haaland lead the Viking Row wasn’t actually Odegaard’s, but props to him for listening and giving Haaland the chance to do it❤️

The idea of letting Haaland lead the Viking Row wasn’t actually Odegaard’s, but props to him for listening and giving Haaland the chance to do it❤️

6,025,039 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

I’m starting to fw this new red card rule. The way he smiled after getting the red tells you he definitely said something bad

I’m starting to fw this new red card rule. The way he smiled after getting the red tells you he definitely said something bad

7,686,127 Aufrufe • vor 18 Tagen

Those 8 minutes after that Cape Verde second goal, was genuinely one of the best moments of this World Cup

Those 8 minutes after that Cape Verde second goal, was genuinely one of the best moments of this World Cup

5,340,434 Aufrufe • vor 15 Tagen

This might genuinely be the craziest haram ball performance football has ever seen. Paraguay were shameless😭😭

This might genuinely be the craziest haram ball performance football has ever seen. Paraguay were shameless😭😭

4,042,432 Aufrufe • vor 14 Tagen

Can’t believe they ruled out this beauty of a goal😭😭

Can’t believe they ruled out this beauty of a goal😭😭

2,840,973 Aufrufe • vor 11 Tagen

Haaland has just unlocked the full aura of the Viking row🥶😭😭

Haaland has just unlocked the full aura of the Viking row🥶😭😭

2,922,392 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

Ronaldo was literally on his own today, fighting for the team with absolutely no help from his teammates💔

Ronaldo was literally on his own today, fighting for the team with absolutely no help from his teammates💔

2,393,773 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen

They literally made France look like a Sunday league team😭

They literally made France look like a Sunday league team😭

530,518 Aufrufe • vor 4 Tagen

Bro literally recreated that Emi Martinez World Cup final save😭😭

Bro literally recreated that Emi Martinez World Cup final save😭😭

3,350,563 Aufrufe • vor 19 Tagen

Dawg no fucking way😭😭😭

Dawg no fucking way😭😭😭

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The way he sold it, and even got mad at the ref for delaying his run up like he was going to smash it, bro give him an Oscar🤣🤣

The way he sold it, and even got mad at the ref for delaying his run up like he was going to smash it, bro give him an Oscar🤣🤣

2,571,988 Aufrufe • vor 25 Tagen

Unfortunately, football didn’t win today💔

Unfortunately, football didn’t win today💔

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One of the most unique shooting techniques ever

One of the most unique shooting techniques ever

2,042,848 Aufrufe • vor 23 Tagen

That’s why players like Bellingham and Bruno will always be clear of pedri. Bro literally covered every blade of grass and still dropped a goal and an assist

That’s why players like Bellingham and Bruno will always be clear of pedri. Bro literally covered every blade of grass and still dropped a goal and an assist

1,433,573 Aufrufe • vor 21 Tagen