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Man United getting 7 points from our first 7 pl games to show support for Ronaldo’s Portugal exit

Man United getting 7 points from our first 7 pl games to show support for Ronaldo’s Portugal exit

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I’ll never get over this Paqueta free-kick incident, Prem refs have genuinely always been shit😭😭

I’ll never get over this Paqueta free-kick incident, Prem refs have genuinely always been shit😭😭

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I was crying laughing then he broke the fourth wall 😭😭😭

I was crying laughing then he broke the fourth wall 😭😭😭

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I’m actually jealous man, there’s no point hating anymore

I’m actually jealous man, there’s no point hating anymore

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Lmao…give this referee a pay-raise immediately😭😭

Lmao…give this referee a pay-raise immediately😭😭

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He literally pushed olmo right in front of the ref and he still didn’t give him a red

He literally pushed olmo right in front of the ref and he still didn’t give him a red

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Just look at what Eze did after England scored the winner, and they still wonder why everyone hates Arsenal

Just look at what Eze did after England scored the winner, and they still wonder why everyone hates Arsenal

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Lmao…that cameraman deserves a raise😂😂

Lmao…that cameraman deserves a raise😂😂

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Zidane has just blessed FT with the video of the year😭😭

Zidane has just blessed FT with the video of the year😭😭

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You won’t believe the player that had Van Dijk and Milner like this 😭

You won’t believe the player that had Van Dijk and Milner like this 😭

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Aston villa literally replaced Morgan Rogers with another Morgan Rogers😭😭😭

Aston villa literally replaced Morgan Rogers with another Morgan Rogers😭😭😭

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Gyokeres has an empty goal to aim at and still didn’t shoot😭😭

Gyokeres has an empty goal to aim at and still didn’t shoot😭😭

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Baleba wanted to join in on cunha and mbeumo dance celebration but he arrived a lil bit late😂😂❤️

Baleba wanted to join in on cunha and mbeumo dance celebration but he arrived a lil bit late😂😂❤️

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Dan burn is actually crazy man, no wonder Haaland went off early😭😭

Dan burn is actually crazy man, no wonder Haaland went off early😭😭

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Ngl, this is probably the most satisfying moment of the World Cup😭

Ngl, this is probably the most satisfying moment of the World Cup😭

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Mbappe trolling him with this celebration after he scored the penalty😭😭

Mbappe trolling him with this celebration after he scored the penalty😭😭

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“We don’t care about the World Cup, we’ve won it already” But your GOAT is crying after he lost the final😂😂😂

“We don’t care about the World Cup, we’ve won it already” But your GOAT is crying after he lost the final😂😂😂

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Haaland lowkey made odegaard look like he had aura😭

Haaland lowkey made odegaard look like he had aura😭

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The cameraman understood the assignment 😭😭

The cameraman understood the assignment 😭😭

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Paredes would’ve been dead by now if not for Bonucci😭😭

Paredes would’ve been dead by now if not for Bonucci😭😭

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Kompany’s reaction to Olise’s red card is sending me😭😭😭
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Kompany’s reaction to Olise’s red card is sending me😭😭😭

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3,248,100 views • 6 days ago

No wonder he’s jealous, imagine your manager being the best passer in the team😭
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No wonder he’s jealous, imagine your manager being the best passer in the team😭

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10,408,467 views • 2 months ago

Garnacho came on and did all of this within 5 minutes, y’all aren’t ready for him this season
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Garnacho came on and did all of this within 5 minutes, y’all aren’t ready for him this season

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5,132,855 views • 1 month ago

Haaland really went from owning Gabriel in the prem to dunking on him in front of the whole world😭
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Haaland really went from owning Gabriel in the prem to dunking on him in front of the whole world😭

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9,608,051 views • 3 months ago

How do you even remain nonchalant after a goal like that😭😭😭
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How do you even remain nonchalant after a goal like that😭😭😭

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2,440,165 views • 1 month ago

I’m starting to fw this new red card rule. The way he smiled after getting the red tells you he definitely said something bad
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I’m starting to fw this new red card rule. The way he smiled after getting the red tells you he definitely said something bad

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7,689,669 views • 3 months ago

That Bentancur tackle triggered Luke Shaw’s PTSD.
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That Bentancur tackle triggered Luke Shaw’s PTSD.

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351,844 views • 8 days ago

I was genuinely shocked by the way Antony was moving today
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I was genuinely shocked by the way Antony was moving today

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2,359,296 views • 1 month ago

Ngl, Zirkzee genuinely has the potential to be a top player
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Ngl, Zirkzee genuinely has the potential to be a top player

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347,774 views • 8 days ago

Aston villa have got a f*cking lukaku regen, who tf is this kid??
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Aston villa have got a f*cking lukaku regen, who tf is this kid??

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3,669,063 views • 2 months ago

The idea of letting Haaland lead the Viking Row wasn’t actually Odegaard’s, but props to him for listening and giving Haaland the chance to do it❤️
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The idea of letting Haaland lead the Viking Row wasn’t actually Odegaard’s, but props to him for listening and giving Haaland the chance to do it❤️

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6,025,039 views • 3 months ago

This angle of Sesko’s goal is nuts
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This angle of Sesko’s goal is nuts

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1,743,516 views • 1 month ago

Those 8 minutes after that Cape Verde second goal, was genuinely one of the best moments of this World Cup
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Those 8 minutes after that Cape Verde second goal, was genuinely one of the best moments of this World Cup

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5,340,434 views • 3 months ago

Genuinely the worst penalty I’ve seen at this world cup, how does a top player like Akanji play a penalty kick like that
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Genuinely the worst penalty I’ve seen at this world cup, how does a top player like Akanji play a penalty kick like that

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5,057,431 views • 3 months ago

Dawg no fucking way😭😭😭
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Dawg no fucking way😭😭😭

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6,209,423 views • 4 months ago

Messi: I wanted to but my legs just couldn’t give me more Meanwhile Ronaldo at Messi’s age:
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Messi: I wanted to but my legs just couldn’t give me more Meanwhile Ronaldo at Messi’s age:

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362,841 views • 11 days ago

That Enzo red card was probably the most satisfying way the match could’ve ended yesterday 😭
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That Enzo red card was probably the most satisfying way the match could’ve ended yesterday 😭

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4,011,832 views • 3 months ago

This is actually crazy tho, what’s actually the context behind this moment??
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This is actually crazy tho, what’s actually the context behind this moment??

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3,830,675 views • 3 months ago

This might genuinely be the craziest haram ball performance football has ever seen. Paraguay were shameless😭😭
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This might genuinely be the craziest haram ball performance football has ever seen. Paraguay were shameless😭😭

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4,042,432 views • 3 months ago

I know Argentina is ass but Spain tiki taka made them look like amateurs😭😭
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I know Argentina is ass but Spain tiki taka made them look like amateurs😭😭

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3,166,377 views • 3 months ago