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He wasn’t lying because what the hell is this???

He wasn’t lying because what the hell is this???

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Can somebody please tell me how this is a foul

Can somebody please tell me how this is a foul

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Camavinga this isn’t even funny this is just sad

Camavinga this isn’t even funny this is just sad

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Pedri 😭😭😭 saddest player ever

Pedri 😭😭😭 saddest player ever

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EAFC 27 News Yeah I definitely preordered this dogshit!!

EAFC 27 News Yeah I definitely preordered this dogshit!!

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It’s matchday

It’s matchday

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Pedri lost the ball due to his careless spinning which led to Eric Garcia’s red and the tie being over. Will anybody talk about this tho? Probably not!

Pedri lost the ball due to his careless spinning which led to Eric Garcia’s red and the tie being over. Will anybody talk about this tho? Probably not!

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Mbappe hugging Brahim after his panenka 😭😭😭

Mbappe hugging Brahim after his panenka 😭😭😭

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Fabrizio Romano Florian Plettenberg “Plettigoal”

Fabrizio Romano Florian Plettenberg “Plettigoal”

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Watch as Valverde celebrates in a beautiful gesture towards Tchouameni 🥹👏 Family FC 🤍

Watch as Valverde celebrates in a beautiful gesture towards Tchouameni 🥹👏 Family FC 🤍

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I’m so sure this is an edit! Peep the “from your contacts”

I’m so sure this is an edit! Peep the “from your contacts”

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CAPE VERDE EGYPT SWITZERLAND PATH TO THE FINALS 😂😂😂😂😂

CAPE VERDE EGYPT SWITZERLAND PATH TO THE FINALS 😂😂😂😂😂

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1 knee post-ACL + back surgery Rodri with 50% hamstring capacity in Flick’s high line defending those transitions

1 knee post-ACL + back surgery Rodri with 50% hamstring capacity in Flick’s high line defending those transitions

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Meanwhile Xabi had this guy as our set piece coach

Meanwhile Xabi had this guy as our set piece coach

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We already bitched him on 4 different occasions in 2016 😂😂😂😂

We already bitched him on 4 different occasions in 2016 😂😂😂😂

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Life is good..

Life is good..

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This ill guy made a fail comp of every Argentina player 😭😭😭

This ill guy made a fail comp of every Argentina player 😭😭😭

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Vini in 2026

Vini in 2026

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Virginia was twerking for Neymar when she was still married to the father of her kids 😭😭🤮🤮 Vini needs to leave her
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2011/12 Ronaldo was INSANE

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Pedri - The worst footballer in history

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Gianluca Prestianni - Racist midget

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The story of Fabrizio Fauna

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This is still the best finish I’ve ever seen

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Anthony Gordon - Welcome to FC Barcelona

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Marcus Rashford - Welcome to FC Barcelona

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Rodri - 2023/24 The Ballon d’Or fraud

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Lamine Yamal - 2024/25 Ballon de Playa

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This was 12 years ago… i’m fucking done

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Gonzalo Garcia vs Real Betis Hattrick.

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Rodri vs Bodø/Glimt Worst Ballon d’Or winner ever

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