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Can somebody please tell me how this is a foul

Can somebody please tell me how this is a foul

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Pedri 😭😭😭 saddest player ever

Pedri 😭😭😭 saddest player ever

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This ill guy made a fail comp of every Argentina player 😭😭😭

This ill guy made a fail comp of every Argentina player 😭😭😭

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Imagine if this Pedri guy started vs Argentina’s aggressive midfield 😭😭😭

Imagine if this Pedri guy started vs Argentina’s aggressive midfield 😭😭😭

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CAPE VERDE EGYPT SWITZERLAND PATH TO THE FINALS 😂😂😂😂😂

CAPE VERDE EGYPT SWITZERLAND PATH TO THE FINALS 😂😂😂😂😂

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Pedri lost the ball due to his careless spinning which led to Eric Garcia’s red and the tie being over. Will anybody talk about this tho? Probably not!

Pedri lost the ball due to his careless spinning which led to Eric Garcia’s red and the tie being over. Will anybody talk about this tho? Probably not!

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Mbappe hugging Brahim after his panenka 😭😭😭

Mbappe hugging Brahim after his panenka 😭😭😭

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I guess bro

I guess bro

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Am I the only person who gets angry seeing this beg?

Am I the only person who gets angry seeing this beg?

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We already bitched him on 4 different occasions in 2016 😂😂😂😂

We already bitched him on 4 different occasions in 2016 😂😂😂😂

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Watch as Valverde celebrates in a beautiful gesture towards Tchouameni 🥹👏 Family FC 🤍

Watch as Valverde celebrates in a beautiful gesture towards Tchouameni 🥹👏 Family FC 🤍

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I’m so sure this is an edit! Peep the “from your contacts”

I’m so sure this is an edit! Peep the “from your contacts”

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The debate is over

The debate is over

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Meanwhile Xabi had this guy as our set piece coach

Meanwhile Xabi had this guy as our set piece coach

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Life is good..

Life is good..

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Rodrygo when it’s time to play Man City

Rodrygo when it’s time to play Man City

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May the Epstein list be the downfall of all millionaires and politicians #EpsteinClientList

May the Epstein list be the downfall of all millionaires and politicians #EpsteinClientList

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Tomorrow is the beginning of the end.

Tomorrow is the beginning of the end.

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This is the worst midfielder of all time

This is the worst midfielder of all time

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I need Bruno, Leao, Cancelo, and Nuno Mendes to see this

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Pedri - The worst footballer in history

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Gianluca Prestianni - Racist midget

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Anthony Gordon - Welcome to FC Barcelona

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The story of Fabrizio Fauna

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Fuck you Otamendi you diving prick

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Marcus Rashford - Welcome to FC Barcelona

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Lamine Yamal - 2024/25 Ballon de Playa

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Rodri - 2023/24 The Ballon d’Or fraud

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Pedri vs Cape Verde They/Them

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This was 12 years ago… i’m fucking done

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