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Hey Safaricom Care why is my mpesa acting like this? Naoshwa ama? Safaricom PLC

Hey Safaricom Care why is my mpesa acting like this? Naoshwa ama? Safaricom PLC

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Wilson Airport?

Wilson Airport?

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People play too much. How are they gonna stop him now?

People play too much. How are they gonna stop him now?

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16 floor building under construction in South C area of Nairobi collapses. Casualties unknown at the moment.

16 floor building under construction in South C area of Nairobi collapses. Casualties unknown at the moment.

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There’s a burglar roaming estates in South C. He has stolen electronic gadgets, phones and many other items. He is of Asian or Arab descent. Let’s find him. DCI KENYA National Police Service-Kenya

There’s a burglar roaming estates in South C. He has stolen electronic gadgets, phones and many other items. He is of Asian or Arab descent. Let’s find him. DCI KENYA National Police Service-Kenya

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This video plays in my head rent free 😂😂

This video plays in my head rent free 😂😂

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Who is the camera man? Sports Kenya we have a talent here.

Who is the camera man? Sports Kenya we have a talent here.

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I just captured a Matatu tout doing press ups in the middle of Uhuru Highway. Matatu madness. But I love it. This is what makes Nairobi what it is. This is the soul of Kanairo. Ujana ni moshi. I remember ‘dandiarin’ on number 9 manyangas back in the day.

I just captured a Matatu tout doing press ups in the middle of Uhuru Highway. Matatu madness. But I love it. This is what makes Nairobi what it is. This is the soul of Kanairo. Ujana ni moshi. I remember ‘dandiarin’ on number 9 manyangas back in the day.

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Why though? Yes it’s funny. But what’s the actual point behind this phenomena?

Why though? Yes it’s funny. But what’s the actual point behind this phenomena?

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What should one do in such a situation?

What should one do in such a situation?

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Somalis speaking the Luo language not only fluently but also very eloquently. They will not believe.

Somalis speaking the Luo language not only fluently but also very eloquently. They will not believe.

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Joining our brother NIS DG Noordin Haji in Masalani, Garissa County as we celebrate the grand wedding of his son Mohamed Noordin Haji. This is gonna be a huge day.

Joining our brother NIS DG Noordin Haji in Masalani, Garissa County as we celebrate the grand wedding of his son Mohamed Noordin Haji. This is gonna be a huge day.

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Stay safe folks. The rains currently in Nairobi are causing havoc and flooding. This is South C, Nairobi.

Stay safe folks. The rains currently in Nairobi are causing havoc and flooding. This is South C, Nairobi.

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Kenyans are tired of the cost of living and you want to prank them? Kumbaffff!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Kenyans are tired of the cost of living and you want to prank them? Kumbaffff!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

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Shop owners salvaging their goods after fire broke out at Yare Plaza, Eastleigh.

Shop owners salvaging their goods after fire broke out at Yare Plaza, Eastleigh.

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There was a time in the 80s and 90s when the sound of fighter jet over North Eastern Kenya made folks over there jittery. Now thanks to President William Samoei Ruto, PhD, there’s cause for celebrations as the ‘migs’ arrived to mark Madaraka Day in Wajir. First ever since Kenya was born.

There was a time in the 80s and 90s when the sound of fighter jet over North Eastern Kenya made folks over there jittery. Now thanks to President William Samoei Ruto, PhD, there’s cause for celebrations as the ‘migs’ arrived to mark Madaraka Day in Wajir. First ever since Kenya was born.

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Murima people. You’re blessed. On a chopper rode above central Kenya.

Murima people. You’re blessed. On a chopper rode above central Kenya.

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Ati ukipata sponsor mpya usitukane Yule amekutoa kwa bedsitter 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Sifuna bana

Ati ukipata sponsor mpya usitukane Yule amekutoa kwa bedsitter 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Sifuna bana

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Hey Carrefour Kenya, this is not it! This is not acceptable. Whoever gave you the halal certification should be ashamed of themselves. You either do halal products or you don’t. There’s no way you can have a a flimsy board separate halal & non halal food especially meat! Sheikh Jamaludin Osman

Hey Carrefour Kenya, this is not it! This is not acceptable. Whoever gave you the halal certification should be ashamed of themselves. You either do halal products or you don’t. There’s no way you can have a a flimsy board separate halal & non halal food especially meat! Sheikh Jamaludin Osman

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I can’t laugh alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Walahi Kenya si Hami. Watu normal ni kumi na 49 others 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t laugh alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Walahi Kenya si Hami. Watu normal ni kumi na 49 others 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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Some people are either stupid, reckless or just daring. How can you drive on WRONG way on Mbagathi way. How?

Some people are either stupid, reckless or just daring. How can you drive on WRONG way on Mbagathi way. How?

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UK ambassador to Saudi Arabia speaking impeccable Arabic. Very impressive. Now I challenge my good friend Balozi Ed Barnett to do a video of him speaking in Swahili.

UK ambassador to Saudi Arabia speaking impeccable Arabic. Very impressive. Now I challenge my good friend Balozi Ed Barnett to do a video of him speaking in Swahili.

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Shops along Kabiti road South B, is on fire spreading to adjacent Golden gate estates. No fire fighters have arrived as of now.

Shops along Kabiti road South B, is on fire spreading to adjacent Golden gate estates. No fire fighters have arrived as of now.

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This man is a sensation in Garissa. Speaking Jamaican patois more than even the Jamaicans.

This man is a sensation in Garissa. Speaking Jamaican patois more than even the Jamaicans.

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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I have been eating fish the wrong way all this time and my Luo brothers didn’t even bother teaching us

I have been eating fish the wrong way all this time and my Luo brothers didn’t even bother teaching us

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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Wakenya wametuchomea huko Yues bana. A Kenyan-born nurse based in the U.S has pleaded guilty in connection with a 12 Billion shillings home health care fraud scheme. Winnie Waruru was charged alongside her co-accused Faith Newton of swindling Massachusetts State of 100 million USD through making false claims and billings to a programme that provides health coverage for low income earners. According to details of the case, the two allegedly billed MassHealth and Medicare, for fraudulent home health services and paid kickbacks to induce patient referrals some of which were unnecessary. And as Serfine Achieng reports, the US government has also filed a civil action seeking forfeiture of five properties and 40 financial accounts and investments funded by proceeds of the multi-billion shillings fraud scheme

Wakenya wametuchomea huko Yues bana. A Kenyan-born nurse based in the U.S has pleaded guilty in connection with a 12 Billion shillings home health care fraud scheme. Winnie Waruru was charged alongside her co-accused Faith Newton of swindling Massachusetts State of 100 million USD through making false claims and billings to a programme that provides health coverage for low income earners. According to details of the case, the two allegedly billed MassHealth and Medicare, for fraudulent home health services and paid kickbacks to induce patient referrals some of which were unnecessary. And as Serfine Achieng reports, the US government has also filed a civil action seeking forfeiture of five properties and 40 financial accounts and investments funded by proceeds of the multi-billion shillings fraud scheme

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

273,520 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

A driver has been arrested over a road rage incident near Nyayo Stadium, Nairobi, that left another driver, Kennedy Ngeno, dead. Ngeno was allegedly attacked and killed by the online taxi driver following a minor accident on July 31, 2026.

A driver has been arrested over a road rage incident near Nyayo Stadium, Nairobi, that left another driver, Kennedy Ngeno, dead. Ngeno was allegedly attacked and killed by the online taxi driver following a minor accident on July 31, 2026.

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Here is the video. I think the pilot did a fantastic job. Looks like the gear failed to lock.

Here is the video. I think the pilot did a fantastic job. Looks like the gear failed to lock.

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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Some of Mzee Atwoli’s videos just makes my day. A legend.

Some of Mzee Atwoli’s videos just makes my day. A legend.

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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There’s a burglar roaming estates in South C. He has stolen electronic gadgets, phones and many other items. He is of Asian or Arab descent. Let’s find him. DCI KENYA National Police Service-Kenya

There’s a burglar roaming estates in South C. He has stolen electronic gadgets, phones and many other items. He is of Asian or Arab descent. Let’s find him. DCI KENYA National Police Service-Kenya

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

79,141 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

This is brilliant. This is huge for infrastructural development in Northern Kenya. It will be transformational. President William Samoei Ruto, PhD has announced that the government will commence the construction of a 750-kilometer road from Isiolo to Mandera.

This is brilliant. This is huge for infrastructural development in Northern Kenya. It will be transformational. President William Samoei Ruto, PhD has announced that the government will commence the construction of a 750-kilometer road from Isiolo to Mandera.

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330,648 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Not hitting that cone at that speed is some insane move 🔥🔥👌🏾

Not hitting that cone at that speed is some insane move 🔥🔥👌🏾

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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Ile upuzi iko hii Kenya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ile upuzi iko hii Kenya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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‘How is Mogadishu’? President William Samoei Ruto, PhD asks Somalia President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud as he hosts the Somali leader in Narok, Kenya, this evening. The two leaders had a closed door meeting. Somalia ambassador to Kenya Jabril Ibrahim Abdulle and Kenya Mining CS Hassan Ali Joho, EGH. were also present.

‘How is Mogadishu’? President William Samoei Ruto, PhD asks Somalia President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud as he hosts the Somali leader in Narok, Kenya, this evening. The two leaders had a closed door meeting. Somalia ambassador to Kenya Jabril Ibrahim Abdulle and Kenya Mining CS Hassan Ali Joho, EGH. were also present.

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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Sifuna can be brutal bana. That was a two foot lunge

Sifuna can be brutal bana. That was a two foot lunge

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Not everyone has situational awareness skills. This Eldoret taxi diver has plenty of it. Good job.

Not everyone has situational awareness skills. This Eldoret taxi diver has plenty of it. Good job.

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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Dramatic video captures people being rescued from a fire at Yare Plaza, Eastleigh, Nairobi.

Dramatic video captures people being rescued from a fire at Yare Plaza, Eastleigh, Nairobi.

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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Daresalam, Tanzania is calm. This is a clip from a friend there.

Daresalam, Tanzania is calm. This is a clip from a friend there.

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