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"Ow! My sperm." "Wow, neat." "Mind if I try that again?" "Huh! Didn't hurt that time."

Keep your palms flat!

Amy Wong Naked "Hey, that's me!" "No, it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body."

I'll always remember you, Fry... Memory deleted!

0 days since last accident...

No cheap crack houses for me no more!

You've all been very naughty, very naughty, indeed! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg. This is for you!

Hail, hail, Robonia, A land I didn't make up!

"Wow, I love you guys. Back in the 20th century I had all five of your albums." "That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven."

"Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th-century TV." "What's wrong with it?" "Well, aside from causing eye cancer these things had a lousy, low-definition picture."

"Ooh, those are great shoes!" "Oh, thank you!" "Do they come in women's sizes?"

Him do good Snu-snu!

"My home! It burned down! How did this happen!?" "That's a very good question." "So, that's where I left my cigar." "That just raises further questions!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive!

"Geez, Hermes, you seem awfully calm about this" "Don't worry. I have a plan... I'm going to jump!"

There, old friend. Good as new!

After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death... by snu-snu!

"Grunka lunka dunkity darmed-guards..." "Shut the hell up!"

"Admit it! You all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier." "Well, aren't they?" "I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!"

"So this is Little Neptune." "Yep. Every chef knows this is the place to get exotic gourmet ingredients." "Among other things..."

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"And the winner is... number three in a quantum finish!" "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

"I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees and there's very little oxygen." "Shut up and hoot!"

Sir, you don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl. You punch me, I go down she swoons... you slip me 50 bucks.

"Nah, it's not working anymore." "Speak for yourself..."

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Damn, chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle!

Why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say... Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...

"You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music." "I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo!"

"Why is there yogurt in this cap!?" "I can explain that! See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"We can definitely escape, Bender! All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe." "Hey, yeah." "No good. It's full of steam!"

"So the eggs in that egg salad sandwich were-" "Correct! Worm eggs. And the mayonnaise was probably none too fresh either." "It's nauseatin', mon!" *Munches on popcorn*

"We'll meet your roommate next, shall we? His name is Malfunctioning Eddie." "The car dealer? Wow. I guess his prices really were insane."

The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

"Care to say a few words, Bender?" "He's dead..."

"Once my species passes on its genes, it dies." "You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death?" "Yes." "Tough call..."

"Who wants dolphin?" "Dolphin!? But dolphins are intelligent." "Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets."

"By the way, your pal Fry fell into the dungeon. Take him a taco so he doesn't die and stink up the place." "Come on, Al. Can't you let the little guy out?" "Geez, Leela, twice in one day? I'm not Superman!"

That's not an astronaut. It's a TV comedian! He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife...

My Manwich!

"The ruffians smoked one of your cigars!" "That's not a cigar! And, er, it's not mine..."

"So the eggs in that egg salad sandwich were-" "Correct! Worm eggs. And the mayonnaise was probably none too fresh either." "It's nauseatin', mon!" Munches on popcorn