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"Ow! My sperm." "Wow, neat." "Mind if I try that again?" "Huh! Didn't hurt that time."

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"Ow! My sperm." "Wow, neat." "Mind if I try that again?" "Huh! Didn't hurt that time."

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Keep your palms flat!

Keep your palms flat!

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Amy Wong Naked "Hey, that's me!" "No, it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body."

Amy Wong Naked "Hey, that's me!" "No, it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body."

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I'll always remember you, Fry... Memory deleted!

I'll always remember you, Fry... Memory deleted!

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0 days since last accident...

0 days since last accident...

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No cheap crack houses for me no more!

No cheap crack houses for me no more!

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You've all been very naughty, very naughty, indeed! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg. This is for you!

You've all been very naughty, very naughty, indeed! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg. This is for you!

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Hail, hail, Robonia, A land I didn't make up!

Hail, hail, Robonia, A land I didn't make up!

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"Wow, I love you guys. Back in the 20th century I had all five of your albums." "That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven."

"Wow, I love you guys. Back in the 20th century I had all five of your albums." "That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven."

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"Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th-century TV." "What's wrong with it?" "Well, aside from causing eye cancer these things had a lousy, low-definition picture."

"Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th-century TV." "What's wrong with it?" "Well, aside from causing eye cancer these things had a lousy, low-definition picture."

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"Ooh, those are great shoes!" "Oh, thank you!" "Do they come in women's sizes?"

"Ooh, those are great shoes!" "Oh, thank you!" "Do they come in women's sizes?"

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Him do good Snu-snu!

Him do good Snu-snu!

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"My home! It burned down! How did this happen!?" "That's a very good question." "So, that's where I left my cigar." "That just raises further questions!"

"My home! It burned down! How did this happen!?" "That's a very good question." "So, that's where I left my cigar." "That just raises further questions!"

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive!

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"Geez, Hermes, you seem awfully calm about this" "Don't worry. I have a plan... I'm going to jump!"

"Geez, Hermes, you seem awfully calm about this" "Don't worry. I have a plan... I'm going to jump!"

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There, old friend. Good as new!

There, old friend. Good as new!

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After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death... by snu-snu!

After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death... by snu-snu!

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"Grunka lunka dunkity darmed-guards..." "Shut the hell up!"

"Grunka lunka dunkity darmed-guards..." "Shut the hell up!"

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"Admit it! You all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier." "Well, aren't they?" "I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!"

"Admit it! You all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier." "Well, aren't they?" "I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!"

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"So this is Little Neptune." "Yep. Every chef knows this is the place to get exotic gourmet ingredients." "Among other things..."

"So this is Little Neptune." "Yep. Every chef knows this is the place to get exotic gourmet ingredients." "Among other things..."

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"And the winner is... number three in a quantum finish!" "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

"And the winner is... number three in a quantum finish!" "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

990,252 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

"I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees and there's very little oxygen." "Shut up and hoot!"

"I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees and there's very little oxygen." "Shut up and hoot!"

460,378 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

Sir, you don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl. You punch me, I go down she swoons... you slip me 50 bucks.

Sir, you don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl. You punch me, I go down she swoons... you slip me 50 bucks.

293,704 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

"Nah, it's not working anymore." "Speak for yourself..."

"Nah, it's not working anymore." "Speak for yourself..."

306,219 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

Damn, chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle!

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Damn, chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle!

346,295 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?

Why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?

161,791 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say... Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say... Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...

139,517 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

"You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music." "I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo!"

"You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music." "I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo!"

182,134 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

"Why is there yogurt in this cap!?" "I can explain that! See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Why is there yogurt in this cap!?" "I can explain that! See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

97,214 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

"We can definitely escape, Bender! All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe." "Hey, yeah." "No good. It's full of steam!"

"We can definitely escape, Bender! All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe." "Hey, yeah." "No good. It's full of steam!"

120,224 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

"So the eggs in that egg salad sandwich were-" "Correct! Worm eggs. And the mayonnaise was probably none too fresh either." "It's nauseatin', mon!" *Munches on popcorn*

"So the eggs in that egg salad sandwich were-" "Correct! Worm eggs. And the mayonnaise was probably none too fresh either." "It's nauseatin', mon!" Munches on popcorn

207,460 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

"We'll meet your roommate next, shall we? His name is Malfunctioning Eddie." "The car dealer? Wow. I guess his prices really were insane."

"We'll meet your roommate next, shall we? His name is Malfunctioning Eddie." "The car dealer? Wow. I guess his prices really were insane."

103,108 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

184,630 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

"Care to say a few words, Bender?" "He's dead..."

"Care to say a few words, Bender?" "He's dead..."

120,597 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

"Once my species passes on its genes, it dies." "You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death?" "Yes." "Tough call..."

"Once my species passes on its genes, it dies." "You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death?" "Yes." "Tough call..."

122,302 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

"Who wants dolphin?" "Dolphin!? But dolphins are intelligent." "Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets."

"Who wants dolphin?" "Dolphin!? But dolphins are intelligent." "Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets."

99,632 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

"By the way, your pal Fry fell into the dungeon. Take him a taco so he doesn't die and stink up the place." "Come on, Al. Can't you let the little guy out?" "Geez, Leela, twice in one day? I'm not Superman!"

"By the way, your pal Fry fell into the dungeon. Take him a taco so he doesn't die and stink up the place." "Come on, Al. Can't you let the little guy out?" "Geez, Leela, twice in one day? I'm not Superman!"

144,826 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

That's not an astronaut. It's a TV comedian! He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife...

That's not an astronaut. It's a TV comedian! He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife...

51,102 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

My Manwich!

My Manwich!

59,061 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

"The ruffians smoked one of your cigars!" "That's not a cigar! And, er, it's not mine..."

"The ruffians smoked one of your cigars!" "That's not a cigar! And, er, it's not mine..."

48,667 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten