"Ow! My sperm." "Wow, neat." "Mind if I try that again?" "Huh! Didn't hurt that time."
2,440,327 次观看
Keep your palms flat!
1,687,892 次观看
Amy Wong Naked "Hey, that's me!" "No, it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body."
2,298,407 次观看
I'll always remember you, Fry... Memory deleted!
1,991,526 次观看
0 days since last accident...
1,274,718 次观看
No cheap crack houses for me no more!
429,867 次观看
You've all been very naughty, very naughty, indeed! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg. This is for you!
149,811 次观看
Hail, hail, Robonia, A land I didn't make up!
191,026 次观看
"Wow, I love you guys. Back in the 20th century I had all five of your albums." "That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven."
267,481 次观看
"Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th-century TV." "What's wrong with it?" "Well, aside from causing eye cancer these things had a lousy, low-definition picture."
114,715 次观看
"Ooh, those are great shoes!" "Oh, thank you!" "Do they come in women's sizes?"
215,780 次观看
Him do good Snu-snu!
134,333 次观看
"My home! It burned down! How did this happen!?" "That's a very good question." "So, that's where I left my cigar." "That just raises further questions!"
76,148 次观看
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive!
182,482 次观看
"Geez, Hermes, you seem awfully calm about this" "Don't worry. I have a plan... I'm going to jump!"
175,134 次观看
There, old friend. Good as new!
90,599 次观看
After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death... by snu-snu!
77,724 次观看
"Grunka lunka dunkity darmed-guards..." "Shut the hell up!"
89,623 次观看
"Admit it! You all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier." "Well, aren't they?" "I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!"
47,578 次观看
"So this is Little Neptune." "Yep. Every chef knows this is the place to get exotic gourmet ingredients." "Among other things..."
