Bill S. Esquire

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We’ve totally been lied to in a most heinous way. But fret not, people of this vast, motionless plane of divine creation. We will be most excellent again.

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Bill S. Esquire

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From Helene to Milton in Central Florida.

Two dead guys walk out of a plane

No words spoken will ever do this masterpiece justice.

Nothing and no one has ever landed on this. Just LOOK at it. Never happened.

I can’t with you people anymore 🤣 It looks like stop motion animation. Sick motorcycle helmet though.

A rover on Mars would be pretty 👉 fly.👈 Too bad it’s not on Mars.

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I don’t think we’ll ever fully recover from “the pandemic”. 🤦‍♂️

That necklace is wild.

✋😂 Hold up. No for real. What is it? Seriously… Let me know.

This is just awesome.

We’re toast.

Everything about this neighborhood is completely normal. You’re a stupid conspiracy theorist for thinking it’s anything but.

Reptilians. Reptilians, everywhere. 👀

How is the earth in front of him AND above him? Because this is fake AF. That’s why. Look at the mirror on his wrist.

I still can’t decide on what’s more entertaining. The footage itself, or watching people defend it.

🚨New footage of the portal inside the mall just leaked. 🚨 What y’all think? 👀‼️

Um… 👀 😫 👀 Wait, what? 😳 😨

CERN has apparently opened up a portal to the crustaceous period.

Elon Mask. I mean Musk. Silly me.

Your entire life can change, or end all together in less than a minute. Stop focusing on the material and cherish every God-given moment with the ones you love on this precious plane of existence.

This one cut deep.

Still gives me the chills every time. These are NOT coincidences.

What’s going on here? Anyone have any insight?

I have a question. If google earth is a satellite in space, How come when you zoom out it’s just a cartoon? 🤔