
BowTiedBroke
@BowTiedBroke • 108,933 subscribers
Went to UF🐊for Entomology🪰🕷️🦂Now I build houses in TN. Former bug executive @ $ROL. RE since ‘00, Boom to Bust to Boom again, Smoky Mtn Aficionado
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Another happy family visiting Smoky Mtns, another 300 mile miserable ride home smelling bear sh*t/pee, sitting in 4 ripped up seats overlooking destroyed dash & half a steering wheel. Momma found food, but cubs shut door, trapping her inside. Couldn’t get out, went wild.
BowTiedBroke343,155 views • 10 days ago
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Sold two of my new build pool cabins in the last two weeks. Same neighborhood, same floor plan. One sold for $1,125,000. The one in this video sold for $1,350,000. Nearly a $250K difference. What made the difference? Your input from a post I made in late 2024.
BowTiedBroke622,457 views • 2 months ago

You know it’s time to overhaul the TSA when someone like Terry Bradshaw gets patted down twice, has entire luggage searched item by item and then gets hauled off to the back “private room” for another pat down. Sometimes with these TSA folks, it’s just a complete power trip.
BowTiedBroke2,598,404 views • 10 months ago

🚨Update. Kinda winging this as I go. Decided to add a MASSIVE deck/pavilion by the cabins so if people have entire families up here, they can all gather on the pavilion for lunch, dinner, a wedding, morning sunrise yoga 🤷♂️. Half will be open air, half covered for when it rains.
BowTiedBroke150,669 views • 1 month ago

Cannot WAIT to try out my new Christmas present at the lake this summer!
BowTiedBroke722,870 views • 5 months ago

I love these guys, but there comes a point in life where it’s just time to retire.
BowTiedBroke662,289 views • 5 months ago

Wait…what? Gatlinburg made it to the finalist group for the The Boring Company’s free tunnel?!? Dear Mr Elon Musk, if Gatlinburg is picked, you can crash at one of my extremely remote cabins with the best views of the Smoky Mountains and I’ll even let you drive my side by side.
BowTiedBroke360,431 views • 3 months ago

This place I bought in ‘20 was some NYC doctor’s Y2K compound. He built in ‘98 in case the world blew up. Secluded land serves two purposes: It’s the best for having fun & the best if the world goes to sh!t. Also, if high up, you can see people coming 30 min before they arrive.
BowTiedBroke1,261,390 views • 1 year ago

I’d like to present to you the sad reality of Testosterone Decline in young men over the last 30 years.
BowTiedBroke972,075 views • 11 months ago

The deals for renting a cabin in the Smoky Mtns are some of the best I’ve seen. This is off season & slow, but in the past many owners wouldn’t adjust their prices down. Now you have lots of people who bought at peak, desperate for revenue taking $150/nt for a 6 bedroom, sleeps 20 cabin. If you’ve ever wanted to visit and you’re on a budget, now through April are going to have some of the best deals you’ll ever see. In May the prices will shoot back up with tourist demand for the summer months and fall colors and then holidays, but currently, you could stay an entire week in the Smokies for less than $1,000. And it’s one of the best time for hiking, mountain biking, horseback riding, ATV’ing and sightseeing since no leaves on the trees encumbering any views of the mountains from practically anywhere.
BowTiedBroke240,562 views • 3 months ago

The amount of moonshine that came off of my land back in the day was probably a sight to see. We have found hundreds and hundreds of barrels. A full large scale illegal production factory was moving thousands of gallons per week. Just one little set up he took me to.
BowTiedBroke398,358 views • 6 months ago

Big announcement coming today for those paying attention to the posts about the bear stealing my chainsaw. Giving away some brand HusqvarnaUSA saws in Nov & Dec to some totally random followers. (Oh yeah & a free vacation to my cabin). Opening up views. Listen to that creak.
BowTiedBroke378,281 views • 6 months ago

There are ENDLESS things to do with land. Nature is beautiful but nature also has a way of hiding even more beautiful things (via overgrowth). Once you own land, the work never stops. Here are the top 5 things I do: 1) Explore it - even small pieces (5-50 acres) can take months of walking it to find all the cool things it has to offer. 2) Maintain it - sure, you could pay someone to clear brush, grade a washed out dirt road, haul gravel (and I’ve surely done that some), but you won’t get a better sense of fulfillment than by doing a lot of the work yourself. There is something about a good day of hard manual labor that gives you a sense of accomplishment. It’s almost like you’re tapping into what your ancestors did in order to just survive. 3) Hike it - Especially true on hilly or mountainous land, I’ll get up each morning and walk DOWN the mountain and then back up. That gives the most hardcore gym in the world a run for its money. 4) Clean it - As I mentioned at the start, beautiful things that naturally occur can hide even more beautiful things via overgrowth. In the Smoky Mtns, large formations of grandiose slate rock get hidden by various trees/brush over the years. Cleaning all that 15-20 yr small overgrowth of pine or oak to reveal the really cool blueish slate rock formations that have been there for millions of years is extremely fulfilling. It’s like you discover a Van Gogh painting in an old attic. The dust, dirt that collected on it “naturally occurred” from it just sitting there, but wiping it off reveals something extremely majestic. 5) Meditate - when you explore your land, you’ll naturally just find your favorite spots to sit and pray/ponder/meditate. I’ve found a few spots on my acreage overlooking some insane views of the mountain range and I’ll just sit on a rock for hours watching red tail hawks screech as they fly by, watching eagles fly over my head and just think “Man, this is what life is all about, how could have have been so foolish chasing so many other unfulfilling things for so many decades”. (Video is from yesterday of my buddy Jimmy and me clearing out some small pines that were hiding some amazing rock formations)
BowTiedBroke224,442 views • 3 months ago

Since you asked, you buy a remote cabin and some land in the middle of nowhere with no one around. Because even if it crashes too, you still wake up every morning with more PEACE than you could imagine. That doesn’t come with any other crash that I’ve ever been a part of.
BowTiedBroke234,074 views • 4 months ago