
BowTiedBroke
@BowTiedBroke • 117,458 subscribers
AKA: Matt. Went to UF🐊for Entomology🪰🕷️🦂Now I build cabins in TN. Former bug executive @ $ROL. RE since ‘00,Boom to Bust to Boom again, Smoky Mtn Aficionado
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There’s a builder (Spencer Calvert) in Jacksonville, FL who was recently convicted of screwing people out of $15 million. The owners who he screwed over blew up his mug shot & planted them in front of all the unfinished homes in the development. Time to bring back public shaming.
BowTiedBroke2,869,681 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce

This is the most INSANE bear situation I’ve ever seen in TN. I’ve had a bear steal my chainsaw & make national news, I’ve seen bears get locked in cars, I’ve seen them rip off the jeep tops…but I’ve NEVER seen one actually break the glass to get in. This was sent to me by my property mgr from a cabin in Gatlinburg. Guest left their Burger King bag in the car. That bear wanted that burger some kinda bad. It got it…but the guest lost a window and door in the process! The funniest thing is he seems to be casing the place after he breaks it open, looking both ways to make sure no one is coming.
BowTiedBroke1,295,282 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

In today’s version of “Idiot Tourist”, here you have Elmer Fudd thinking he’s going to be a hero, save the day and everyone cheers. Only to about have his hand bitten off when he tries to pet the bear. That’s a 450lb bear you moron and it will 100% gut you with those claws before its teeth even touch you. Tourists can’t just watch from a distance. They want to pet them, get close for an Instagram pic, hand feed them. They’re bears! You may as well try to get in the lion exhibit at the zoo and pet one of those while you’re at it.
BowTiedBroke174,446 görüntüleme • 14 gün önce

Sitting here watching College Gameday & I must say…whatever producer thought it was a good idea to put Ted Cruz on to ramble about college football for what seems like an hour to constant chants of “Ted you suck, Ted you suck” had to be next level trolling to do this.
BowTiedBroke129,036 görüntüleme • 12 gün önce

A few months ago, 2 of my daughter’s teammates were killed in a crash in FL. They were driving down to FL to meet their parents for Spring Break. The driver (a senior and the brother of the girl in this updated video was also killed). Some of my followers from Atlanta have been following this story and asked me in private how the surviving teen was doing. I just wanted to provide a recent video from the Sheriff’s dept showing her progress. Please keep all the families in your thoughts and prayers. (Sound on)
BowTiedBroke658,133 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce

In certain markets, this is doable. I’m building these for $650K, they sell for $1.1mil - $1.5 mil. The one I built with kiddie pool did $27K in rent in July alone. Buyers are investors looking for cash flow. Address is 157 Smoky Mountain Way Sevierville TN if anyone wants to see internal pics. Have built 5 in this neighborhood.
BowTiedBroke186,986 görüntüleme • 24 gün önce

Well, the neighboring land owner had their “grand opening” sale. People flew in from New York, FL, CA. Drove over from NC, SC, VA. Phase 1 looks to be about 500 acres of their 1,100. Around 58 lots. Sold all but 3 pieces on the first day. $12K - $20K per acre. Good marketing video too.
BowTiedBroke197,681 görüntüleme • 28 gün önce
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You know it’s time to overhaul the TSA when someone like Terry Bradshaw gets patted down twice, has entire luggage searched item by item and then gets hauled off to the back “private room” for another pat down. Sometimes with these TSA folks, it’s just a complete power trip.
BowTiedBroke2,603,219 görüntüleme • 1 yıl önce

600 ft…no agua. To put it in perspective that’s “roughly” a 60 story building. Maybe it’s my turn for some pain. What are we betting on? 700ft, 800 ft, 900 ft, 1,000 feet deep? I’m going with 700. Building on the side of mountain is not for the faint of heart.
BowTiedBroke477,267 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce

Sold two of my new build pool cabins in the last two weeks. Same neighborhood, same floor plan. One sold for $1,125,000. The one in this video sold for $1,350,000. Nearly a $250K difference. What made the difference? Your input from a post I made in late 2024.
BowTiedBroke655,740 görüntüleme • 6 ay önce

If you want to see how the tour of my land would be for anyone who visits…here ya go. One of many “hands on” tours we will do. Hunting ginseng with @Jimmy's journey 1. You won’t get rich doing this, but I can’t lie…it’s freaking fun. It’s like looking for a needle in a stack of needles. Again, this is a LOT of work, to get any amount worthwhile, but it’s like being on a scavenger hunt in the woods. This will be part of the side by side tours during the “land buying 101” workshops.
BowTiedBroke52,532 görüntüleme • 14 gün önce

Another happy family visiting Smoky Mtns, another 300 mile miserable ride home smelling bear sh*t/pee, sitting in 4 ripped up seats overlooking destroyed dash & half a steering wheel. Momma found food, but cubs shut door, trapping her inside. Couldn’t get out, went wild.
BowTiedBroke344,447 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

This was my FIRST time on a mini ex. My good buddy flew into TN & laughed at me the whole time. Worth a watch with sound on. To answer the question: If I were getting into this “grading driveways” as a side hustle gig, I’d rent a mini ex from a local rental place first (they’re everywhere). Practice on your driveway or in your backyard first. One thing I learned with ZERO experience operating these 6 yrs ago: the best way to learn to use them is to just… “get in the seat and do it”. Practice until you’re comfortable, then throw some “I grade driveways and spread gravel. Free estimates” on FB Marketplace. Call the gravel/stone yard, ask how much to deliver per load, add a couple hundred bucks to that per load when you price a job. Go price a few jobs from leads. Rent the size mini ex you need. Probably will need a Cat 303 size for small jobs. And just do it. First few of them you may underprice, or it may take you twice as long as it normally would. But the fact is…practice makes perfect. With each new opportunity you’ll get better and better at it. I would not invest a ton in equipment right off the bat. I’d rent it until enough jobs come in that will fund the purchase of a small mini ex or skid steer.
BowTiedBroke206,415 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce