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Pedro Neto thought he could beat any defender in a race, until the day he met Maxence Lacroix. This isn't your normal Centre Back, look at the way Neto looked at him after, he was shocked. Chelsea are signing a demon.

Jamie Gittens saw Xabi Alonso may use a back 5 with wing backs at Chelsea, no wingers. So he decided to become a boxer instead, seriously though, what we gonna do with him?

Inter Milan fans crying seeing Marco Palestra turn them down to go sign for Chelsea.

Chelsea had a plan for Arsenal on corners, rest of the Premier League need to take note. Set Piece FC must be stopped.

Lacroix will meet Haaland tonight once again for France vs Norway in the World Cup. We won that duel last time, let's go do it again, shine brother, Chelsea fans will be there.

Malo Gusto was asked about the hardest players to face in training at Chelsea. He said Gittens and Estevao, then got asked what about Garnacho, he said "nah". Even his teammates ain't trying to get caught lying and gasing him, it is sad to see.

Watch Mainoo here, and this is why Enzo and Cole cannot play together in midfield. Chelsea will never progress that way.

Ibrahim Rabbaj looking swoll, Mudryk must have gave him some good advice. Morocco next big talent, don't know if he makes it at Chelsea, we'll sign some random kid.

Leeds physio thought he could try it with Willie Isa, who just moved him out of the way. You don't want to be messing with the Chelsea mentality monster, a former rugby beast.

Rosenior saw the cameras were on him, thought about what he should do, got up, sat back down. He hasn't got a clue, feel a bit sorry for him now, Chelsea made him a meme, not his fault though. The club should be laughed at.

Wesley Fofana sprinted over and said I'm dealing with Adama Traore now.

This was the first time I've seen Reece James get mad, doesn't even look right. Seriously though, it wouldn't be much of a problem if Chelsea had other leaders. But when you have 1 or 2, the Captain needs to be more vocal and commanding.

Why the fuck is De Zerbi in the Chelsea box with our director Sam Jewell when he's the manager of Tottenham? Our club has been destroyed.

Enzo Fernandez, Cucurella and Joao Pedro all waving Chelsea supporters goodbye. It's the same three that went to Spain, all linked to La Liga clubs, isn't a coincidence.

Maxence Lacroix is the winner and leader with the right mentality we briefed we would sign. Been one of the best Centre Backs in the Premier League since joining Crystal Palace. Chelsea defence gets a real defender.

Gary O'Neil from Strasbourg to replace Liam Rosenior, has Premier League experience too. I'm so ready, let's make movies together at Chelsea, battered us 4-2 at Stamford Bridge.

Geovany Quenda gets a farewell at Sporting after his last game before he joins Chelsea. Xabi Alonso is going to love this player.

Cole Palmer came to hear Liam Rosenior speak on him during his post match interview. The players look so much happier and free at Chelsea now, they like their new Manager.

Joao Pedro saw how useless Chalobah was so decided to go and defend the box himself. Chelsea need to terminate his contract.

Axel Disasi allowed to train with the first team today, fully grown his hair out, was going through it. Nice touch by Rosenior, don't treat players like they ain't human beings, someone tell Maresca. Raheem Sterling probably refused.

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Joao Pedro is getting ready to prove Maresca wrong again, "he's not a 20 goal striker". Really started scoring soon as baldie left too, imagine a whole season as Striker. Time to show that under Alonso at Chelsea.

Pep Chavarria strikes the ball very well, good shooting and crossing, has a nice pass on him. Very aggressive, makes lot of runs, you can see why Alonso likes him, quite similar to Grimaldo. Chelsea should listen to Xabi.

Here's an example of Granit Xhaka literally coaching the same tactics of Xabi Alonso. You can tell why he wants him as a leader in his team, Chelsea will get better lot quicker. The Managers Reference.

Estevao is serious when he says he isn't getting surgery, can we take this clip that he's alright? I'm just happy it seems we're going to see him in pre-season with Chelsea under Alonso.

Just seen this clip of Tuchel with England, he might just win the 2026 World Cup. Knockout football tournament is his thing, you can see how he is motivating them. It's why he won trophies at Chelsea.

Just saw this clip of Eden Hazard this season at Stamford Bridge playing a legends game. He would still be the best player at Chelsea, and Belgium too, football is too easy for him.

Don't think Joao Pedro gets into the Brazil World Cup squad with a late call up now. Igor Thiago cooked again last night off the bench, Ancelotti loves him, different 9. Would you take him at Chelsea.

Cole Palmer not with England at the World Cup, but preparing for pre-season with Chelsea. He really needed this break, and under Xabi Alonso, he needs to remind the world who he is.

Simon Jordan on Talksport told us before Maresca was lacking any bit of integrity at Chelsea. And he's doubled down on it now saying he knew behind scenes more than he can even say.

Joao Pedro locked in, 20 goals now is the target in the Premier League, let him take penalties. Chelsea better tell Barcelona don't come close because Atletico won't let Julian Alvarez go. Left Isak and Gyokeres in the dirt, time to go compete for the Golden Boot with Haaland.

Granit Xhaka links to Chelsea, still producing in the Premier League at his age, top midfielder. Would offer so many things on and off the pitch that this team needs, and Alonso loves him. But turning 34, find someone similar instead.

John Obi Mikel was cooking on his podcast last month, saying Alonso was going to bring experience guys like Xhaka to Chelsea.

Enzo Fernandez, Marc Cucurella and Joao Pedro were clearly in Spain for a reason. All are looking for moves to Real Madrid, Atletico and Barcelona, they want to leave. You can't blame them, Chelsea aren't acting like a big club, just another Brighton.

Valentin Barco impressive last night for Argentina, got a goal, created, won ball back. Was in the left wing back area and midfield, like Grimaldo under Alonso, can see it at Chelsea. He outclassed Enzo Fernandez too.

Jacobo Ramon is honestly a better signing at Centre Back for Chelsea than Lacroix. One of the main reasons is that he doesn't block Acheampong, he's a natural CCB. So very comfortable playing LCB, and Xabi Alonso knows that very well about him.

Enzo Fernandez now says he likes playing deeper in midfield, getting lot of touches. Different to what he's been saying at Chelsea, that he wants to play more advanced. Preparing for that Real Madrid move, or maybe had conversations with Xabi Alonso?

Joao Pedro preparing for pre-season which starts in a few weeks with Xabi Alonso. Only Chelsea player who really performed last campaign, need him to back it up again.

What are we saying Chelsea fans, Felix Nmecha is available at around £65m from Dortmund. Complete midfielder you can ask him to play any role, Joe Shields connections we can use.

Just realised Grimaldo is pushing to leave Leverkusen, has just one year left on contract. Xabi Alonso probably would like wing backs, would you take him here at Chelsea now?

Now go get me a Left Back who is able not only just to defend, but offer something more. Lewis Hall is there, bring him home and don't let him go to Man Utd, huge Cucurella upgrade. Cobham can lock Yamal, and ball too.