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got hiss ass slapped by noni btw skskskskskskskskskaksksks

OMDSSSSSSS XARBIIIII GONNAAAAAA CHANGGGGGGEEEEE MY BITCHASSSSSSSS LIFE

I was the leader of maresca fc only to know he cucked us back in fucking NOVEMBER

in what world this isn't a foul 🤣🤣🤣?

We're gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, please, please, it's too much winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. Arteta, it's too much, and I will say no it isn't, we have to keep winning, we have to win more, we're gonna win more.

I shed real tears bruv😭💙😭💙😭💙😭💙😭💙😭💙

Neto, 90+3'.

Phase 2 maresca made us the best attack itl without palmer

look at everyone watching Gittens dance around 3 defenders and no one makes a near post run? Our positioning in attacking areas is so far away from a top tier club 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The only manager out there who can bring my Chels back 🙏

Mfs still want a Mourinho regen in 2026 when we play this football every week fucking hell

Maresca... don’t come and introduce me to a vibe that you can’t maintain pls.

havertz misses that. tell me i’m wrong

We was kings 💔

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This is far better than gusto’s 2 seasons + versatile for our depth and if Xabi wants him you buy him

we sold a sacked manager for more than the price Arsenal sold ESR or chamberlain

50m great British pounds for a midfielder who’s the slowest player in the squad, can’t dribble or pass

Xabi Alonso trying to teach Chalobass and Gusto how to play out from the back.

This Joao Pedro debut btw

The only manager out there who can bring my Chels back 🙏

Imagine he plays these passes to garnacho in training I'll bet my house he won't control any of them

My only hopium for him is that our last £60m signing from Brighton that everyone said was too expensive is now the best lb in the world + he owned man utd and assna before

This isn’t even me trying to troll or anything but we need to test the waters enzo will convince him ngl

Alonso's school of pressing, overloading one side of the pitch to get the 1 vs 1 then smart passes in the opposition's half to have a better chance to gegenpress, a true modernization of the game.

someone asks about "Lavia" in big 2026

we don't want THIS because he's 29 in fcking may sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksks

After witnessing neto and sancho we all owe him an apology ngl…

Tearssssssss in my eyes bro we copped baby isak 😭💙😭💙😭💙😭💙😭💙

Colwill's passing abilities

tears look how we were playing first half of the season 💔💔💔

This is our doue-esque signing. We need to pull it off this time and dont lose the chance.

This rosenior press conference he dropped today btw

End of Roadrunners and PR era...... Now its time for elite talents and serious coaching