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Decided to be a responsible adult and brave the Arizona surface of the sun heat to wash my car… pull up to a red light and realize the entire city has collectively lost its damn mind. Windows down, AC blasting, and every single driver is mid-solo, full-body dancing like the “heatstroke” just hit and the only cure is poorly timed car choreography. We made eye contact. We synchronized. Then we all noticed the corner. For one glorious, sweaty, slightly concerning red light, Tucson became a mobile dance party of people who have clearly given up on dignity and chosen good vibes instead. I ended up washing the car. The car did not wash the trauma away of watching a dude in shorts hit the “grapevine” at roughly 108 degrees, creating a TikTok dancing video, flashing thighs on the corner at flame o’clock in the morning. 😂

Decided to be a responsible adult and brave the Arizona surface of the sun heat to wash my car… pull up to a red light and realize the entire city has collectively lost its damn mind. Windows down, AC blasting, and every single driver is mid-solo, full-body dancing like the “heatstroke” just hit and the only cure is poorly timed car choreography. We made eye contact. We synchronized. Then we all noticed the corner. For one glorious, sweaty, slightly concerning red light, Tucson became a mobile dance party of people who have clearly given up on dignity and chosen good vibes instead. I ended up washing the car. The car did not wash the trauma away of watching a dude in shorts hit the “grapevine” at roughly 108 degrees, creating a TikTok dancing video, flashing thighs on the corner at flame o’clock in the morning. 😂

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One year ago, I set a goal for myself. Today, I didn't just reach it, I blew past it! All that time under the radar was me putting in work to finish 3 weeks early, and I’m the happiest & healthiest I’ve ever been. THIS is what going into 55 looks like for me. 😁💪🏼

One year ago, I set a goal for myself. Today, I didn't just reach it, I blew past it! All that time under the radar was me putting in work to finish 3 weeks early, and I’m the happiest & healthiest I’ve ever been. THIS is what going into 55 looks like for me. 😁💪🏼

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Just your normal daily visit from Arizona wildlife. 😂

Just your normal daily visit from Arizona wildlife. 😂

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Just no words… Phoenix hailstorm…

Just no words… Phoenix hailstorm…

81,705 просмотров • 2 дней назад

My apologies in advance. The further it goes, the funnier it gets. I was gagging at first, then crying and abs hurting by the end from laughter. 🤢🤣

My apologies in advance. The further it goes, the funnier it gets. I was gagging at first, then crying and abs hurting by the end from laughter. 🤢🤣

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How to make someone stop drinking… I laughed until I hurt! 🤣🤣💀

How to make someone stop drinking… I laughed until I hurt! 🤣🤣💀

227,277 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Just found my new family Christmas game! I would be the one on the floor, trying to crawl into them. 🤭😂 #NurseHumor

Just found my new family Christmas game! I would be the one on the floor, trying to crawl into them. 🤭😂 #NurseHumor

2,422,549 просмотров • 1 год назад

I’m sorry in advance… no I’m not… 😂🤣

I’m sorry in advance… no I’m not… 😂🤣

2,127,114 просмотров • 2 лет назад

Another night with shootings and noise that should NOT be where I am. Had it not been for someone staying on the phone with me, as I hid in my walk in closet with my dog and a gun, I would have flipped out. Literal shotgun shots outside of my home, sirens everywhere. It is time for me to leave this city. No one should have to live like this, no one. Thank you for keeping me calm and staying with me, you know who you are. Just to put things into perspective, this is now almost a daily thing. I’m sharing a video of just ONE instance. I can’t hide this any longer, and I can only hide behind laughter for so long. Everyone needs to know what we are living with. When this nightmare hits your area, you will understand what we are going through down here at our Arizona border city. It’s too late to close the border, they’re already here.

Another night with shootings and noise that should NOT be where I am. Had it not been for someone staying on the phone with me, as I hid in my walk in closet with my dog and a gun, I would have flipped out. Literal shotgun shots outside of my home, sirens everywhere. It is time for me to leave this city. No one should have to live like this, no one. Thank you for keeping me calm and staying with me, you know who you are. Just to put things into perspective, this is now almost a daily thing. I’m sharing a video of just ONE instance. I can’t hide this any longer, and I can only hide behind laughter for so long. Everyone needs to know what we are living with. When this nightmare hits your area, you will understand what we are going through down here at our Arizona border city. It’s too late to close the border, they’re already here.

2,268,230 просмотров • 2 лет назад

Brilliant response!! 😂😂

Brilliant response!! 😂😂

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I didn’t think it was possible for a country boy from Texas to come back to Arizona in the summer and one-up everyone on the river, but Bubba did it. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

I didn’t think it was possible for a country boy from Texas to come back to Arizona in the summer and one-up everyone on the river, but Bubba did it. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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Hey, Tucson, anyone else see this running down Pantano today? 🤣💀

Hey, Tucson, anyone else see this running down Pantano today? 🤣💀

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I can’t stop laughing! 😂

I can’t stop laughing! 😂

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Rolling home half asleep this morning when something moves on the side of the road. I hit the brakes and there’s this gorgeous bobcat just staring me down like she owns the whole area…

Rolling home half asleep this morning when something moves on the side of the road. I hit the brakes and there’s this gorgeous bobcat just staring me down like she owns the whole area…

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I need to know if anyone has “fried flour” and made chicken wings this way. I’m old school Texas southern and coat it like a normal person. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I need to know if anyone has “fried flour” and made chicken wings this way. I’m old school Texas southern and coat it like a normal person. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Fun fact: Arizona does indeed have a mountain called “A Mountain,” it is real, and it is in Tucson. Sometimes the simplest names really do stick. This is hilarious. IYKYK… 😂

Fun fact: Arizona does indeed have a mountain called “A Mountain,” it is real, and it is in Tucson. Sometimes the simplest names really do stick. This is hilarious. IYKYK… 😂

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With Arizona’s Monsoon season in full swing, the beauty Tucson receives never ceases to amaze. View from Oro Valley into Tucson

With Arizona’s Monsoon season in full swing, the beauty Tucson receives never ceases to amaze. View from Oro Valley into Tucson

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Trust me, if you can read and understand this, you will laugh as hard as I did!! New grad calls me at 22:48 voice already cracking: “Wendy… Wendy I need you. I have a 36 year old who just coded. Or is coding. Or is about to code. His blood pressure is 338 over 143.” I said, “THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHT?! His mean is 207. That’s not even a number that exists.” I know, that’s why I already pulled the crash cart, I’m about to call the rapid, the resident, the attending, and the house supervisor. His SpO₂ is 100% and his heart rate is 84, but that arterial wave line is just SCREAMING at me and the waveform looks like it’s having a seizure and I think his aorta is about to explode out of his chest and land on the floor and I don’t know if I should start pushing levo or nipride or both at the same time or just start chest compressions preemptively. I cut her off. “First off all, calm down and chill out. Second, unplug the machine and try it again while I’m on the phone with you.” … … … Seventeen full seconds of pure radio silence. Then, very quietly: “…It was 118/76. Thank you.” Click. I haven’t laughed that hard in forever! Poor girl. 😂🤣

Trust me, if you can read and understand this, you will laugh as hard as I did!! New grad calls me at 22:48 voice already cracking: “Wendy… Wendy I need you. I have a 36 year old who just coded. Or is coding. Or is about to code. His blood pressure is 338 over 143.” I said, “THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHT?! His mean is 207. That’s not even a number that exists.” I know, that’s why I already pulled the crash cart, I’m about to call the rapid, the resident, the attending, and the house supervisor. His SpO₂ is 100% and his heart rate is 84, but that arterial wave line is just SCREAMING at me and the waveform looks like it’s having a seizure and I think his aorta is about to explode out of his chest and land on the floor and I don’t know if I should start pushing levo or nipride or both at the same time or just start chest compressions preemptively. I cut her off. “First off all, calm down and chill out. Second, unplug the machine and try it again while I’m on the phone with you.” … … … Seventeen full seconds of pure radio silence. Then, very quietly: “…It was 118/76. Thank you.” Click. I haven’t laughed that hard in forever! Poor girl. 😂🤣

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Watch and listen to the end. Still not a believer? 🥹😇

Watch and listen to the end. Still not a believer? 🥹😇

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Signs You’ll Only See In Arizona

Signs You’ll Only See In Arizona

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Heard a racket outside and found the Neighborhood Trash Demolition Team active across the street. RIP to my neighbor’s driveway; the front yard javelina rave is in full swing across the street, and my neighbor is about to have the worst morning ever. This is why you don’t leave trash bags out, people! Put them in the actual bin or get a motion light for the side of your house. Tucson javelinas, aka the mad munchers, do not play games, and they will absolutely tear you up and fight you for a half-eaten burrito.

Heard a racket outside and found the Neighborhood Trash Demolition Team active across the street. RIP to my neighbor’s driveway; the front yard javelina rave is in full swing across the street, and my neighbor is about to have the worst morning ever. This is why you don’t leave trash bags out, people! Put them in the actual bin or get a motion light for the side of your house. Tucson javelinas, aka the mad munchers, do not play games, and they will absolutely tear you up and fight you for a half-eaten burrito.

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I used to tell myself, “I’ll hike when I have more time.” Then life looked me dead in the eyes and said: nothing is promised. So now? I make the time. I hit the trails. I climb the mountains. I soak in every view and every breath. Because money? It always comes back. But time? Time never does. You’ll never get time back once it’s gone. Some days you’ll fall hard. You’ll feel bruised, tired, and ready to quit. But that’s exactly where your strength is built. Every stumble teaches you something new, every low moment shows you what you’re really made of. So dust yourself off, stand back up, and keep going. You’re not just surviving this, you’re rising through it, one brave step at a time. You’ve got this. The comeback is always sweeter than the setback. Good morning, have a great Friday! 😎🌵🇺🇸 Recent hike through Saguaro National Park, Tucson

I used to tell myself, “I’ll hike when I have more time.” Then life looked me dead in the eyes and said: nothing is promised. So now? I make the time. I hit the trails. I climb the mountains. I soak in every view and every breath. Because money? It always comes back. But time? Time never does. You’ll never get time back once it’s gone. Some days you’ll fall hard. You’ll feel bruised, tired, and ready to quit. But that’s exactly where your strength is built. Every stumble teaches you something new, every low moment shows you what you’re really made of. So dust yourself off, stand back up, and keep going. You’re not just surviving this, you’re rising through it, one brave step at a time. You’ve got this. The comeback is always sweeter than the setback. Good morning, have a great Friday! 😎🌵🇺🇸 Recent hike through Saguaro National Park, Tucson

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The Sonoran Desert around Tucson is alive with desert crawlers, wildflowers, and the cacti are in full bloom. Happy Sunday, y’all! 😎🌵🇺🇸

The Sonoran Desert around Tucson is alive with desert crawlers, wildflowers, and the cacti are in full bloom. Happy Sunday, y’all! 😎🌵🇺🇸

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