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I have returned bearing gifts.

I have returned bearing gifts.

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BREAKING: Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 politely requests that Lauren Boebert abandon her principles and vote for McCarthy as speaker of the house.

BREAKING: Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 politely requests that Lauren Boebert abandon her principles and vote for McCarthy as speaker of the house.

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Ok, that is enough internet for today.

Ok, that is enough internet for today.

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Oh look, Hillary is back

Oh look, Hillary is back

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This is my favorite moment from the debate.
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This is my favorite moment from the debate.

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Some have been asking me to repost the video that got me banned and sued. Okie Doke. *Heads up Twitter, I WON the case, you can't ban me again for reposting.
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Some have been asking me to repost the video that got me banned and sued. Okie Doke. *Heads up Twitter, I WON the case, you can't ban me again for reposting.

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1,560,365 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

I want to thank you Rep. Eric Swalwell Eric Swalwell for standing up and saying the truth! The person who tweeted that SHOULD BE PROSECUTED!!
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I want to thank you Rep. Eric Swalwell Eric Swalwell for standing up and saying the truth! The person who tweeted that SHOULD BE PROSECUTED!!

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I really don't think the libs are gonna like this one. Please don't share it to them or tag them in the comments.
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I really don't think the libs are gonna like this one. Please don't share it to them or tag them in the comments.

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237,011 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

That time Scott Adams laughed so hard he cried. This is just one of the reasons we love him.
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That time Scott Adams laughed so hard he cried. This is just one of the reasons we love him.

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135,053 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

🚨NEW🚨 The State of the 2025 Democrat Party: Still Still Still Hurting.
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🚨NEW🚨 The State of the 2025 Democrat Party: Still Still Still Hurting.

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248,953 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I stand with James O'Keefe, watch Project Veritas lose 2k followers in 5 minutes... they are now down more than 20k since I made this.
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I stand with James O'Keefe, watch Project Veritas lose 2k followers in 5 minutes... they are now down more than 20k since I made this.

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407,284 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Can we show some love for the memers who have entertained us for so many years? Featuring Mad Liberals NautPoso 🇮🇪☘️ Sol🎬 PolitiZoid drefanzor memes Power Tie and many others!
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Can we show some love for the memers who have entertained us for so many years? Featuring Mad Liberals NautPoso 🇮🇪☘️ Sol🎬 PolitiZoid drefanzor memes Power Tie and many others!

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75,046 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

A big thank you to Whoopi Goldberg and The View for sharing my meme to a brand new audience. Its just a shame that they are all retarded.
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A big thank you to Whoopi Goldberg and The View for sharing my meme to a brand new audience. Its just a shame that they are all retarded.

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51,255 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

Are you awake yet? The game plan has been available since 1964 via Paul Harvey.
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Are you awake yet? The game plan has been available since 1964 via Paul Harvey.

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87,771 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

We kept in contact and saw each other at events quite often. In 2020 they approached me again with an idea for a campaign related video. For a month or so, we worked out the details and got the video just how they wanted it.
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We kept in contact and saw each other at events quite often. In 2020 they approached me again with an idea for a campaign related video. For a month or so, we worked out the details and got the video just how they wanted it.

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66,453 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

May he reign 4EVA #NoKings
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May he reign 4EVA #NoKings

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