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Impersonating a police officer is not a cart-related offense, only a class 1 felony.

Impersonating a police officer is not a cart-related offense, only a class 1 felony.

67,794 views • 14 days ago

Shooters gonna shoot, just like lazybones gonna lazy.

Shooters gonna shoot, just like lazybones gonna lazy.

334,813 views • 3 months ago

There was only one rational individual among the four of them. Hopefully her influence wears off.

There was only one rational individual among the four of them. Hopefully her influence wears off.

129,654 views • 1 month ago

We're not sure if this woman has ever finished one her movies, or she just tosses it aside halfway through.

We're not sure if this woman has ever finished one her movies, or she just tosses it aside halfway through.

10,820 views • 5 days ago

Some say he was cut for leaving his pads and helmet in teammates' lockers.

Some say he was cut for leaving his pads and helmet in teammates' lockers.

159,837 views • 3 months ago

This man may not be a good puncher, but he has a great dramatic range.

This man may not be a good puncher, but he has a great dramatic range.

109,057 views • 2 months ago

Agent Cordell says that if you are willing to use deadly force over a magnet, you don't deserve a firearm, (and are not much of a man).

Agent Cordell says that if you are willing to use deadly force over a magnet, you don't deserve a firearm, (and are not much of a man).

66,781 views • 2 months ago

Agent Cordell says some people give themselves a bad name.

Agent Cordell says some people give themselves a bad name.

91,670 views • 3 months ago

Classic lazybrains move: take out your phone like you're getting one over on us, only to realize you still are the fool.

Classic lazybrains move: take out your phone like you're getting one over on us, only to realize you still are the fool.

21,470 views • 23 days ago

Agent Cameron is trying to have a calm conversation with a lady who refuses to be.

Agent Cameron is trying to have a calm conversation with a lady who refuses to be.

18,215 views • 19 days ago

Sadly, lazybones will seize on any side issue to deflect from their inner loserness. Magnets:

Sadly, lazybones will seize on any side issue to deflect from their inner loserness. Magnets:

70,134 views • 3 months ago

We reject this gentleman's claim of "culture".

We reject this gentleman's claim of "culture".

31,281 views • 1 month ago

You can wait for a parking spot, but please don't block both lanes of traffic while doing so.

You can wait for a parking spot, but please don't block both lanes of traffic while doing so.

79,117 views • 4 months ago

Agent Cameron doesn't understand some lazybone's obsession with making illegal threats.

Agent Cameron doesn't understand some lazybone's obsession with making illegal threats.

43,475 views • 2 months ago

If he was empty, why not return the cart after?

If he was empty, why not return the cart after?

25,945 views • 1 month ago

The Sharks and the Jets better watch out for his group.

The Sharks and the Jets better watch out for his group.

33,140 views • 2 months ago

This very dumb "lawyer", (and her doofus of a sidekick), do not know or care that assault requires the credible threat of imminent harm, which the Cart Narcs clearly do not pose, ever.

This very dumb "lawyer", (and her doofus of a sidekick), do not know or care that assault requires the credible threat of imminent harm, which the Cart Narcs clearly do not pose, ever.

18,410 views • 1 month ago

We trust that Patrick Mahomes would never behave in such a way.

We trust that Patrick Mahomes would never behave in such a way.

53,626 views • 6 months ago

Maybe it will sink in by the time he gets home.

Maybe it will sink in by the time he gets home.

20,508 views • 2 months ago

Agent Cameron doesn't trust this man's threats or his legal knowledge.

Agent Cameron doesn't trust this man's threats or his legal knowledge.

36,414 views • 4 months ago