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He doesn't have morality, but he may earn a battery charge.

He doesn't have morality, but he may earn a battery charge.

43,945 просмотров • 2 дней назад

Impersonating a police officer is not a cart-related offense, only a class 1 felony.

Impersonating a police officer is not a cart-related offense, only a class 1 felony.

67,922 просмотров • 15 дней назад

Shooters gonna shoot, just like lazybones gonna lazy.

Shooters gonna shoot, just like lazybones gonna lazy.

334,813 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

There was only one rational individual among the four of them. Hopefully her influence wears off.

There was only one rational individual among the four of them. Hopefully her influence wears off.

129,746 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Some say he was cut for leaving his pads and helmet in teammates' lockers.

Some say he was cut for leaving his pads and helmet in teammates' lockers.

159,861 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

This man may not be a good puncher, but he has a great dramatic range.

This man may not be a good puncher, but he has a great dramatic range.

109,057 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

We're not sure if this woman has ever finished one her movies, or she just tosses it aside halfway through.

We're not sure if this woman has ever finished one her movies, or she just tosses it aside halfway through.

10,958 просмотров • 6 дней назад

Agent Cordell says that if you are willing to use deadly force over a magnet, you don't deserve a firearm, (and are not much of a man).

Agent Cordell says that if you are willing to use deadly force over a magnet, you don't deserve a firearm, (and are not much of a man).

66,781 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

Agent Cordell says some people give themselves a bad name.

Agent Cordell says some people give themselves a bad name.

91,714 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

Classic lazybrains move: take out your phone like you're getting one over on us, only to realize you still are the fool.

Classic lazybrains move: take out your phone like you're getting one over on us, only to realize you still are the fool.

21,470 просмотров • 24 дней назад

Agent Cameron is trying to have a calm conversation with a lady who refuses to be.

Agent Cameron is trying to have a calm conversation with a lady who refuses to be.

18,215 просмотров • 20 дней назад

Sadly, lazybones will seize on any side issue to deflect from their inner loserness. Magnets:

Sadly, lazybones will seize on any side issue to deflect from their inner loserness. Magnets:

70,134 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

You can wait for a parking spot, but please don't block both lanes of traffic while doing so.

You can wait for a parking spot, but please don't block both lanes of traffic while doing so.

79,117 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

We reject this gentleman's claim of "culture".

We reject this gentleman's claim of "culture".

31,281 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Agent Cameron doesn't understand some lazybone's obsession with making illegal threats.

Agent Cameron doesn't understand some lazybone's obsession with making illegal threats.

43,475 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

If he was empty, why not return the cart after?

If he was empty, why not return the cart after?

25,945 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

The Sharks and the Jets better watch out for his group.

The Sharks and the Jets better watch out for his group.

33,174 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

This very dumb "lawyer", (and her doofus of a sidekick), do not know or care that assault requires the credible threat of imminent harm, which the Cart Narcs clearly do not pose, ever.

This very dumb "lawyer", (and her doofus of a sidekick), do not know or care that assault requires the credible threat of imminent harm, which the Cart Narcs clearly do not pose, ever.

18,410 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

We trust that Patrick Mahomes would never behave in such a way.

We trust that Patrick Mahomes would never behave in such a way.

53,626 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

Maybe it will sink in by the time he gets home.

Maybe it will sink in by the time he gets home.

20,508 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад