Champions of the Ice
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Prepare to enter a world beyond your wildest dreams- and most terrible nightmares.
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Obvious vibe coding aside, I think it's critical to point out that that if you drop a human body into molten metal, you're going to get a steam explosion because we're 70% water and water doesn't play nice with things that have a temperature in the quadruple digits. For example, see what happens when you put slightly damp scrap metal in molten aluminum.
Champions of the Ice239,703 views • 24 days ago
They tried very hard to avoid the elephant in the room by having Napoleon drive the Minions into exile for about a century. What's funnier is when Wolfenstein: The New Order's writers created the Da'at Yichud, an ancient order of autistic Jewish engineers who had lasers before the rest of the world had gunpowder and invented anti-gravity engines before Europeans landed in America. Their knowledge of biology and medicine could easily be mistaken for magic. The writers thought this would be ironic that the Nazis used stolen Jewish science to subjugate the world. Fair enough, I suppose. So long as you don't dig any deeper into actual history. Adolf Hitler was the first child of his mother to survive past adolescence. His absentee father died when he was young, leaving her as the only source of love and affection in his life. She tragically became afflicted with breast cancer, and it was a Jewish doctor who altruistically tried to save her life. The doctor refused to charge their family a dime for the treatments, but she ultimately succumbed to the disease. It should be noted that this took place when Adolf was still a teenager, before he was rejected from art school or fought in the Great War. When he came to power decades later, he placed the doctor and his family under the personal protection of the Gestapo and saw to it that they were able to safely emigrate to America. The doctor would later describe him to our government's interviewers as the saddest man he'd ever known. So with that in mind, let's reassess The New Order's lore: Jews were canonically hording the kinds of technologies that let you put the head of a cat onto the body of a monkey (without biochemical or neurological rejection), lasers capable of performing microsurgery as easily as they can disintegrate steel, and optics that can peel back the unseen layers of reality. And then the Nazis discover one of these Da'at Yichud storehouses twenty years after Hitler's mom died horribly from *cancer.* Yeah, I think it's safe to say that any reasonable person would chimp out if they found out another tribe was withholding multiple cures for cancer, especially see as Set Roth's cat was literally dying of cancer prior to the body swap that was treated like a casual novelty. Oops.
Champions of the Ice663,916 views • 2 months ago
![Oh, we're playing the Slur Game? [Cracks knuckles] Okay. My turn:](https://image.24vids.com/tw-2077159082289487934/amplify_video_thumb/2077158508445728768/img/hVlhHgCtRbTgv1PR.jpg)
Oh, we're playing the Slur Game? [Cracks knuckles] Okay. My turn:
Champions of the Ice640,525 views • 3 months ago
Because Kat was like a younger sister who was protective of her family, and only resented the presence of Noble 6 because of the reason that spot needed to be filled: because she had failed. She wasn't a girlboss. She was family, united with her brothers in arms with shared pain and overwhelming loss. That she died in our arms from a cheap shot by a Sangheili sniper made her death all the more tragic, and made it feel all the more real. They don't make stories like this anymore. I hope they will again someday.
Champions of the Ice101,805 views • 2 months ago
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