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Expat. Skeptical observer. America deserves better than performative politics. Blocked by the loudest, followed by the sharpest. #Smokefleet #NAFO (Parody).

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BREAKING: New footage emerged of VANDALS driving their SUVs on the newly finished pond sealant, effectively ruining it!

BREAKING: New footage emerged of VANDALS driving their SUVs on the newly finished pond sealant, effectively ruining it!

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These people are gonna vote.

These people are gonna vote.

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Trump sent young girls from Mar A Lago to Epstein Island. Elon will try to make this disappear.

Trump sent young girls from Mar A Lago to Epstein Island. Elon will try to make this disappear.

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I hear MAGA shitmuppets love AI videos about Donald Trump:

I hear MAGA shitmuppets love AI videos about Donald Trump:

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This is beyond pathetic. And what's worse is he's going to find a way to blame the Dems... And his brain-dead MAGAsturbators will believe him. 🤪🤪🤪

This is beyond pathetic. And what's worse is he's going to find a way to blame the Dems... And his brain-dead MAGAsturbators will believe him. 🤪🤪🤪

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BREAKING I have obtained exclusive access to 24/7 LIVE video feed from Donald Trump's new TRUMP TV channel. Never miss a second again!

BREAKING I have obtained exclusive access to 24/7 LIVE video feed from Donald Trump's new TRUMP TV channel. Never miss a second again!

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"...and now our cameras go to Trump's Great American State Fair for a live look at ... dafuqizzat!?"

"...and now our cameras go to Trump's Great American State Fair for a live look at ... dafuqizzat!?"

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Timeline cleanse that nobody will see because I am deboosted.

Timeline cleanse that nobody will see because I am deboosted.

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Today's timeline cleanse: Mick Jagger in Sicily, getting out of his Piaggio three-wheeler.

Today's timeline cleanse: Mick Jagger in Sicily, getting out of his Piaggio three-wheeler.

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Yes, it's THAT bad.

Yes, it's THAT bad.

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BREAKING Trump's star on the Hollywood walk of fame just got an upgrade:
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BREAKING Trump's star on the Hollywood walk of fame just got an upgrade:

Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary)

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Who is this HERO? I wanna follow him.
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Who is this HERO? I wanna follow him.

Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary)

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I see Jake Lang's Racist Asshole March went well.
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I see Jake Lang's Racist Asshole March went well.

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Abusers and Enablers As we compile our list, we share our sources.
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Abusers and Enablers As we compile our list, we share our sources.

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Charlie Kirk assassination: new video angle. Did anyone else notice the "strings" behind him?
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Charlie Kirk assassination: new video angle. Did anyone else notice the "strings" behind him?

Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary)

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The more I learn about retired U.S. Army Master Sergeant Rig Madden, who served for over 22 years, the more I think he's a LEGEND.
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The more I learn about retired U.S. Army Master Sergeant Rig Madden, who served for over 22 years, the more I think he's a LEGEND.

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Everybody stop and watch MAGA Jesus.
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Everybody stop and watch MAGA Jesus.

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Why is this not in the million view range yet?
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Why is this not in the million view range yet?

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What do you notice?
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What do you notice?

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What a piece of modern engineering. Still one piece, not a dent. Absolutely indestructible. The light pole, I mean.
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What a piece of modern engineering. Still one piece, not a dent. Absolutely indestructible. The light pole, I mean.

Vandammit

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Anthony Fauci is not a fool. He's a hero. Unless you think pleading the fifth is automatically an admission of guilt, in which case, let me refresh your memory:
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Anthony Fauci is not a fool. He's a hero. Unless you think pleading the fifth is automatically an admission of guilt, in which case, let me refresh your memory:

Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary)

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I use Australian spider videos to scare my sleep paralysis demon away. Warning: elevated levels of arachnophobia.
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I use Australian spider videos to scare my sleep paralysis demon away. Warning: elevated levels of arachnophobia.

Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary)

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Jack Smith is NOT afraid of Donald Trump.
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Jack Smith is NOT afraid of Donald Trump.

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