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The Grove, Ealing A SUV driver, experiences off road driving for the first time.

The Grove, Ealing A SUV driver, experiences off road driving for the first time.

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Richmond Bridge This Volvo driver, seemed to be unclear as to what is required at a roundabout. Mainly the fact that you are meant to circumnavigate it. Oh well. At least it wasn't a SUV driver which is something I suppose.

Richmond Bridge This Volvo driver, seemed to be unclear as to what is required at a roundabout. Mainly the fact that you are meant to circumnavigate it. Oh well. At least it wasn't a SUV driver which is something I suppose.

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Brownlow Road W13 I had just captured this SUV (displaying a BB for a 85yo Male) when the driver came out of the gym. I enquired as to why he was blocking the road. "I've got a BB, I can park where I want". But you're not 85? "I left him in the gym". 😆 Ealing Council issued BB

Brownlow Road W13 I had just captured this SUV (displaying a BB for a 85yo Male) when the driver came out of the gym. I enquired as to why he was blocking the road. "I've got a BB, I can park where I want". But you're not 85? "I left him in the gym". 😆 Ealing Council issued BB

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Oh dear. This driver, who drove 0.2 miles* to park on my road to save themselves a 7 minute walk, are in for a bit of a shock when they return to their car. They obviously must have been asleep when they parked, and forgot they don't drive an EV. 😂 😂 *Lives in the same CPZ.

Oh dear. This driver, who drove 0.2 miles* to park on my road to save themselves a 7 minute walk, are in for a bit of a shock when they return to their car. They obviously must have been asleep when they parked, and forgot they don't drive an EV. 😂 😂 *Lives in the same CPZ.

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The Mall, Ealing 18.15hrs. Why are these buses sitting in traffic and not using the bus lane? Because some selfish f**k, decided to park in it. Normally I couldn't report this. But the driver made a massive blunder which "is" reportable. But what is it?

The Mall, Ealing 18.15hrs. Why are these buses sitting in traffic and not using the bus lane? Because some selfish f**k, decided to park in it. Normally I couldn't report this. But the driver made a massive blunder which "is" reportable. But what is it?

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West Ealing Another cheeky mid morning catch. I'm quite proud of this one, as it was extremely difficult to film as I was on the pavement. Thankfully my Pixel zoom lens didn't let me down!

West Ealing Another cheeky mid morning catch. I'm quite proud of this one, as it was extremely difficult to film as I was on the pavement. Thankfully my Pixel zoom lens didn't let me down!

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The Grove, Ealing This Range Rover driver, obviously hasn't received the NIP from the police yet from last Friday. Because if they had, they wouldn't be stupid enough to commit the same offence at the exact same spot for a second time in less than a week.

The Grove, Ealing This Range Rover driver, obviously hasn't received the NIP from the police yet from last Friday. Because if they had, they wouldn't be stupid enough to commit the same offence at the exact same spot for a second time in less than a week.

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This is NOT a cyclist. Just in case anyone thought it was.

This is NOT a cyclist. Just in case anyone thought it was.

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A warning to drivers (Again). You may use your mobile phone whilst safely parked in your car by the side of the road. Now the important bit. If your engine is running, the law considers you "stopped" and not "parked". Plus like this twat, you are idling unnecessarily which is another offence.

A warning to drivers (Again). You may use your mobile phone whilst safely parked in your car by the side of the road. Now the important bit. If your engine is running, the law considers you "stopped" and not "parked". Plus like this twat, you are idling unnecessarily which is another offence.

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Windsor Road, Ealing £2,000,000 plus property. No driveway or drop kerb. But that doesn't seem to be a problem for the people that live there. What is the problem though, is Ealing Council tax payers, are going to have to fork out for the damage the owners or their tenants have caused to the pavement.

Windsor Road, Ealing £2,000,000 plus property. No driveway or drop kerb. But that doesn't seem to be a problem for the people that live there. What is the problem though, is Ealing Council tax payers, are going to have to fork out for the damage the owners or their tenants have caused to the pavement.

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This is one of the worst examples of dangerous driving I personally witnessed last year. The drivers impatience, nearly had serious consequences for the construction worker crossing the road and the cyclist riding in the opposite direction. Reported obviously. Police followed up.

This is one of the worst examples of dangerous driving I personally witnessed last year. The drivers impatience, nearly had serious consequences for the construction worker crossing the road and the cyclist riding in the opposite direction. Reported obviously. Police followed up.

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The Grove, Ealing I happened upon this HGV, with no driver* present and the engine running. By a stroke of luck, I noticed 2 police officers go into a cafe just beyond where the HGV was parked. So, I went in and got them out to do some "policing". *Hi-vis man is not the driver

The Grove, Ealing I happened upon this HGV, with no driver* present and the engine running. By a stroke of luck, I noticed 2 police officers go into a cafe just beyond where the HGV was parked. So, I went in and got them out to do some "policing". *Hi-vis man is not the driver

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Park Avenue, Southall This Wankpanzer Watch driver's impatience could have killed or seriously injured my wife this morning. Can this be reported?

Park Avenue, Southall This Wankpanzer Watch driver's impatience could have killed or seriously injured my wife this morning. Can this be reported?

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I wonder why this driver, upon getting his new SUV home and realising it didn't fit on the driveway, didn't take it back to the dealership and change it for a smaller car that actually fits?

I wonder why this driver, upon getting his new SUV home and realising it didn't fit on the driveway, didn't take it back to the dealership and change it for a smaller car that actually fits?

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A private hire driver, relies on his driving licence, to earn a living. So why would this one, do this? Actually, it's quite simple. They knew, they wouldn't get caught. And ordinarily, that would be true. However, he failed to factor in one important thing....... Reported.

A private hire driver, relies on his driving licence, to earn a living. So why would this one, do this? Actually, it's quite simple. They knew, they wouldn't get caught. And ordinarily, that would be true. However, he failed to factor in one important thing....... Reported.

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Good news for this driver. Plenty of space right outside their delivery address. Sadly though, that wasn't good enough. This driver wanted to be "right" outside the front door, even though it meant completely blocking the pavement and forcing pedestrians onto the road. Reported

Good news for this driver. Plenty of space right outside their delivery address. Sadly though, that wasn't good enough. This driver wanted to be "right" outside the front door, even though it meant completely blocking the pavement and forcing pedestrians onto the road. Reported

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Somewhere in West Ealing... "It is illegal to obstruct the public highway with traffic cones without proper permission from Ealing Council Highways". Which I would imagine covers putting traffic cones outside your property so nobody else takes your parking space...

Somewhere in West Ealing... "It is illegal to obstruct the public highway with traffic cones without proper permission from Ealing Council Highways". Which I would imagine covers putting traffic cones outside your property so nobody else takes your parking space...

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I hope we are all in agreement, drivers that idle outside schools are the scum of the earth? And especially BMW Wankpanzer Watch's.

I hope we are all in agreement, drivers that idle outside schools are the scum of the earth? And especially BMW Wankpanzer Watch's.

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Somewhere in deepest West Ealing... Oh dear, Mr. "I'm going to put traffic cones outside my property, to stop anyone else parking there" is going to be in for a bit of a shock when he returns. Someone has moved the cones and parked in "his" spot. Priceless.

Somewhere in deepest West Ealing... Oh dear, Mr. "I'm going to put traffic cones outside my property, to stop anyone else parking there" is going to be in for a bit of a shock when he returns. Someone has moved the cones and parked in "his" spot. Priceless.

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West Ealing There are actually 2 offences this driver could be reported for. Parking on white zig zag lines is obviously one, but does anyone know what the second one is?

West Ealing There are actually 2 offences this driver could be reported for. Parking on white zig zag lines is obviously one, but does anyone know what the second one is?

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West Ealing (Archive) Filmed by anon. If you are one of those misguided people, that think cyclists are the biggest menace on our roads (and pavements) I suggest you take a long hard look at this 👇

West Ealing (Archive) Filmed by anon. If you are one of those misguided people, that think cyclists are the biggest menace on our roads (and pavements) I suggest you take a long hard look at this 👇

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West Ealing Walking Marky Challenge. I don't feel confident in this challenge. I am more concerned I might hurt myself than damage the tin box. But, best foot forward. Will I make it? Let's see!

West Ealing Walking Marky Challenge. I don't feel confident in this challenge. I am more concerned I might hurt myself than damage the tin box. But, best foot forward. Will I make it? Let's see!

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The Grove, Ealing I happened upon this HGV, with no driver* present and the engine running. By a stroke of luck, I noticed 2 police officers go into a cafe just beyond where the HGV was parked. So, I went in and got them out to do some "policing". *Hi-vis man is not the driver

The Grove, Ealing I happened upon this HGV, with no driver* present and the engine running. By a stroke of luck, I noticed 2 police officers go into a cafe just beyond where the HGV was parked. So, I went in and got them out to do some "policing". *Hi-vis man is not the driver

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Ealing Broadway I would seriously question, if the female driver of the Audi, actually holds a driver's license. She didn't appear to have any control over the vehicle. Note the mother and child on the pavement. It was pure luck she didn't hit them Met Contact Centre can you assist?

Ealing Broadway I would seriously question, if the female driver of the Audi, actually holds a driver's license. She didn't appear to have any control over the vehicle. Note the mother and child on the pavement. It was pure luck she didn't hit them Met Contact Centre can you assist?

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30 years ago, I would have walked right over this tin box..........

30 years ago, I would have walked right over this tin box..........

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I would be interested to hear both Wankpanzer Watch and You Park Like a C*** views on this one. How on earth, would any normal person, think this is acceptable? Because they are not "normal" they are rich. So fuck everyone else. I am the only one that matters. Shame that "keying" a car isn't legal.

I would be interested to hear both Wankpanzer Watch and You Park Like a C*** views on this one. How on earth, would any normal person, think this is acceptable? Because they are not "normal" they are rich. So fuck everyone else. I am the only one that matters. Shame that "keying" a car isn't legal.

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An excellent example of how pedestrians normalise unsafe driving. Only one of the people crossing here, throws a backwards glance at the two drivers causing the danger. It's a shame more pedestrians don't report to the police. It's the only way we can make our communities safer

An excellent example of how pedestrians normalise unsafe driving. Only one of the people crossing here, throws a backwards glance at the two drivers causing the danger. It's a shame more pedestrians don't report to the police. It's the only way we can make our communities safer

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London Borough of Ealing. No official statistics exist on how many people hand over their Blue Badges to family for free parking, or how many pinch them behind their parents' backs. But one things for certain. We all pay for this misuse.

London Borough of Ealing. No official statistics exist on how many people hand over their Blue Badges to family for free parking, or how many pinch them behind their parents' backs. But one things for certain. We all pay for this misuse.

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Windsor Road, W5 This driver has been misusing a 72 year old females badge for months to park for free here. He parks all day disapproving he is picking up the genuine holder. So on behalf of genuine BBH's, I asked him why he was using someone else's badge Ealing Council Hertfordshire County Council

Windsor Road, W5 This driver has been misusing a 72 year old females badge for months to park for free here. He parks all day disapproving he is picking up the genuine holder. So on behalf of genuine BBH's, I asked him why he was using someone else's badge Ealing Council Hertfordshire County Council

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CTS Infant School, W5 The conversation with this driver, started with myself politely asking her to turn her engine off as she was "stopped" opposite a school. "In a minute" she replied. As she initially was using her phone when I first approached her. I reminded her of the law.

CTS Infant School, W5 The conversation with this driver, started with myself politely asking her to turn her engine off as she was "stopped" opposite a school. "In a minute" she replied. As she initially was using her phone when I first approached her. I reminded her of the law.

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West Ealing. Ealing Council are to scared* to send any of their parking enforcement officers to this wedding venue. So the cycle lanes either side of the road that are enforced by "no waiting" restrictions, serve as free parking for wedding guests. *Confirmed by various CEO's

West Ealing. Ealing Council are to scared* to send any of their parking enforcement officers to this wedding venue. So the cycle lanes either side of the road that are enforced by "no waiting" restrictions, serve as free parking for wedding guests. *Confirmed by various CEO's

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Ealing Broadway The @ealingmps officer driving this vehicle parked on the white zig zag lines, initially claimed he was on an "Operation". Then a member of the public told me an officer was in the coffee shop...... And just look at the empty space behind the van. Metropolitan Police

Ealing Broadway The @ealingmps officer driving this vehicle parked on the white zig zag lines, initially claimed he was on an "Operation". Then a member of the public told me an officer was in the coffee shop...... And just look at the empty space behind the van. Metropolitan Police

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Iron Bridge, Southall Was the SUV driver in the wrong here? Tbf, I’m not sure they were. So the cyclist must have been in the wrong then? No, I don’t believe she was. So who is to blame? Ealing Council. Why? The answer will be self evident to any cyclist.

Iron Bridge, Southall Was the SUV driver in the wrong here? Tbf, I’m not sure they were. So the cyclist must have been in the wrong then? No, I don’t believe she was. So who is to blame? Ealing Council. Why? The answer will be self evident to any cyclist.

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Broomfield Road W13 I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with "S".

Broomfield Road W13 I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with "S".

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West Ealing (April 25) I have literally reported hundreds of drivers for parking on the white zigzag lines here. So it doesn't help matters, when drivers see the police doing the exact same thing. Tbc. It wasn't a emergency call there were on. They were buying "lunch".

West Ealing (April 25) I have literally reported hundreds of drivers for parking on the white zigzag lines here. So it doesn't help matters, when drivers see the police doing the exact same thing. Tbc. It wasn't a emergency call there were on. They were buying "lunch".

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Pedestrians are expected to "walk around" when motor vehicles are blocking pavements and drop kerbs. But what drivers fail to grasp, is that not all people can do that. This vulnerable person, was unable to cross the road due to this selfish driver's actions. Expensive mistake.

Pedestrians are expected to "walk around" when motor vehicles are blocking pavements and drop kerbs. But what drivers fail to grasp, is that not all people can do that. This vulnerable person, was unable to cross the road due to this selfish driver's actions. Expensive mistake.

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I asked these Metropolitan Police officers a very reasonable question. Why couldn't you park safely literally less than 10 metres away. "It would take me an extra 30 seconds to reach the car" is a complete and utter load of bollocks.

I asked these Metropolitan Police officers a very reasonable question. Why couldn't you park safely literally less than 10 metres away. "It would take me an extra 30 seconds to reach the car" is a complete and utter load of bollocks.

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Thanks to Ealing Council's Dustcart blocking my road this morning. It led to an unexpected catch! Driver not only using his phone, but clearly driving with no hands on the steering wheel whilst still typing on his device. Luckily, I am a "scaffolder" so I can see from above 😉

Thanks to Ealing Council's Dustcart blocking my road this morning. It led to an unexpected catch! Driver not only using his phone, but clearly driving with no hands on the steering wheel whilst still typing on his device. Luckily, I am a "scaffolder" so I can see from above 😉

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Uxbridge Road, Southall Replace the cyclist with a car driver. The internet police almost certainly would be berating the driver that failed to stop at the give way. But as it was a cyclist and they weren’t knocked off, nothing happened in their eyes. Am I wrong?

Uxbridge Road, Southall Replace the cyclist with a car driver. The internet police almost certainly would be berating the driver that failed to stop at the give way. But as it was a cyclist and they weren’t knocked off, nothing happened in their eyes. Am I wrong?

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