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God fucking damn it.

God fucking damn it.

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Some kids connected their phone to the bluetooth speaker in church and played a big fart.

Some kids connected their phone to the bluetooth speaker in church and played a big fart.

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DING DONG THE RETARDS GONE

DING DONG THE RETARDS GONE

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Failed at my side gig of being a hermit crab real estate agent.

Failed at my side gig of being a hermit crab real estate agent.

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Found an absolutely prime new fishing spot today. No I'm not telling you where.

Found an absolutely prime new fishing spot today. No I'm not telling you where.

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Why yes I am in fact an arsehole.

Why yes I am in fact an arsehole.

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Went back to the Horus Heresy to read Praetorian Of Dorn because it's the book Alpharius dies in and Alpha Legion are my favourite "traitor" legion and I expected shenanigans. I was not disappointed as at the start of the book sleeper agents on Terra dug up secret underground storage tanks that contained hibernating Alpha Legion space marines that the legion had buried there literally years ago before the heresy even started and they all have different conflicting missions. I fucking love Alpha Legion.

Went back to the Horus Heresy to read Praetorian Of Dorn because it's the book Alpharius dies in and Alpha Legion are my favourite "traitor" legion and I expected shenanigans. I was not disappointed as at the start of the book sleeper agents on Terra dug up secret underground storage tanks that contained hibernating Alpha Legion space marines that the legion had buried there literally years ago before the heresy even started and they all have different conflicting missions. I fucking love Alpha Legion.

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Remember in my second channel video where I told you all about the hedgehog that hangs out in my garden who keeps bumping into me because he isn't paying attention, so I yelled at him to pay attention because I could have been a fox or something? He's just done it again.

Remember in my second channel video where I told you all about the hedgehog that hangs out in my garden who keeps bumping into me because he isn't paying attention, so I yelled at him to pay attention because I could have been a fox or something? He's just done it again.

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When you pick the wrong fucking house. "You're getting it, I'm getting closer" fucking killed me.

When you pick the wrong fucking house. "You're getting it, I'm getting closer" fucking killed me.

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At first I did genuinely think that Kotoeiho's shoulder touched the ground first even if the ref gave him the win. But after seeing the replay a rematch was the right call. Atamifuji took the win.

At first I did genuinely think that Kotoeiho's shoulder touched the ground first even if the ref gave him the win. But after seeing the replay a rematch was the right call. Atamifuji took the win.

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I thought I was safe from Voice AI because none of them could manage Scottish accents but it turns out my discord has been training the fucking thing.

I thought I was safe from Voice AI because none of them could manage Scottish accents but it turns out my discord has been training the fucking thing.

277,376 次观看 • 3 年前

Good morning.

Good morning.

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