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Trump's "Board of Peace": Belarus, Morocco, Vietnam, Kazakhstan, Hungary, Armenia, Egypt, Kosovo, Pakistan, Paraguay, Albania, Uzbekistan, Bahrain, Qatar, Indonesia. This is what's left of America’s global standing after one year of Trump.

Trump's "Board of Peace": Belarus, Morocco, Vietnam, Kazakhstan, Hungary, Armenia, Egypt, Kosovo, Pakistan, Paraguay, Albania, Uzbekistan, Bahrain, Qatar, Indonesia. This is what's left of America’s global standing after one year of Trump.

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Trump: "It is hard to believe he is alive, but is now recovering in a hospital"

Trump: "It is hard to believe he is alive, but is now recovering in a hospital"

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In an attempt to possibly explain why 77 million Americans voted for this man, while simultaneously explaining just why it is that Europeans live substantially longer, I’m absolutely delighted to introduce the revised list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵

In an attempt to possibly explain why 77 million Americans voted for this man, while simultaneously explaining just why it is that Europeans live substantially longer, I’m absolutely delighted to introduce the revised list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵

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Donald Trump, in what appears to be a stunning moment of honesty and self-reflection: "I went over to Davos. They invited me. And when I left, they said: that may have been the stupidest invitation we ever gave to somebody.”

Donald Trump, in what appears to be a stunning moment of honesty and self-reflection: "I went over to Davos. They invited me. And when I left, they said: that may have been the stupidest invitation we ever gave to somebody.”

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This man was among the attendees at Trump's "Board of Peace" inauguration. The very fabric of reality is starting to unravel.

This man was among the attendees at Trump's "Board of Peace" inauguration. The very fabric of reality is starting to unravel.

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Since this US administration’s agenda of insulting Europe has now reached the topic of food, with the US Secretary of the Treasury claiming he would “rather eat bugs” than Swiss food, I decided to revisit and expand my list of US food so unsafe most of Europe had to ban it.🧵

Since this US administration’s agenda of insulting Europe has now reached the topic of food, with the US Secretary of the Treasury claiming he would “rather eat bugs” than Swiss food, I decided to revisit and expand my list of US food so unsafe most of Europe had to ban it.🧵

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The protests in Iran have now spread past the point where this regime has any chance of survival. Only a matter of time now, and probably not much of it.

The protests in Iran have now spread past the point where this regime has any chance of survival. Only a matter of time now, and probably not much of it.

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Trying to make the point that life in Russia may be short, but at least it's bad, the 800k residents of Tyumen are now receiving sewage mixed in with their tap water, all the fish in the local river have died, 150 homes got flooded and there's a rotavirus epidemic going round.

Trying to make the point that life in Russia may be short, but at least it's bad, the 800k residents of Tyumen are now receiving sewage mixed in with their tap water, all the fish in the local river have died, 150 homes got flooded and there's a rotavirus epidemic going round.

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Having done more than his fair bit to convince America to vote for a corrupt imbecile who would very predictably blow up the world, Joe Rogan is now amazed at how "unstable and fucked" the world has become thanks to said corrupt imbecile he helped elect.

Having done more than his fair bit to convince America to vote for a corrupt imbecile who would very predictably blow up the world, Joe Rogan is now amazed at how "unstable and fucked" the world has become thanks to said corrupt imbecile he helped elect.

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Thousands of people are flooding Bucharest tonight with Romanian and EU flags, with the crowd surging in size every few minutes, to chant and tell the world that Russian attempts be damned, Romania is Europe, now & always!

Thousands of people are flooding Bucharest tonight with Romanian and EU flags, with the crowd surging in size every few minutes, to chant and tell the world that Russian attempts be damned, Romania is Europe, now & always!

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The Russian ambassador to Moldova has been summoned by the Moldovan MFA to be presented with the actual drone that fell on a Moldovan house yesterday.

The Russian ambassador to Moldova has been summoned by the Moldovan MFA to be presented with the actual drone that fell on a Moldovan house yesterday.

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Kyiv endured 10h of this today, over 40 missiles and 500 drones. Nearly a third of the city without power and heating. All because tens of millions of Russians have nothing else to live for, nothing to aspire to, no plans or dreams but to kill and die for their fucking tsar.

Kyiv endured 10h of this today, over 40 missiles and 500 drones. Nearly a third of the city without power and heating. All because tens of millions of Russians have nothing else to live for, nothing to aspire to, no plans or dreams but to kill and die for their fucking tsar.

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Unable to join the apocalypse with the rest of Russia on grounds of having no Wildberries or oil refineries to burn, Kalmykia appears to have gone ahead and organized one of the Seven Plagues instead.

Unable to join the apocalypse with the rest of Russia on grounds of having no Wildberries or oil refineries to burn, Kalmykia appears to have gone ahead and organized one of the Seven Plagues instead.

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In a very "the Anglo-Saxons send their regards" kind of moment, the Novoshakhtinsky refinery, one of the largest in southern Russia, has just been smashed to bits by British Storm Shadow cruise missiles.

In a very "the Anglo-Saxons send their regards" kind of moment, the Novoshakhtinsky refinery, one of the largest in southern Russia, has just been smashed to bits by British Storm Shadow cruise missiles.

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He's now posting random Bruce Lee videos, for whatever reason.

He's now posting random Bruce Lee videos, for whatever reason.

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Enough is enough, and maybe it’s about time for Viktor Orbán to finally face some consequences! The European Union cannot infinitely tolerate this.

Enough is enough, and maybe it’s about time for Viktor Orbán to finally face some consequences! The European Union cannot infinitely tolerate this.

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In 2016, Donald Trump bragged that he could just shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters. In 2026, he went ahead and proved it.

In 2016, Donald Trump bragged that he could just shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters. In 2026, he went ahead and proved it.

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Following Maia Sandu’s statement that she would vote "yes" for Moldova's reunification with Romania, the Moldovan prime minister and several cabinet ministers have now also publicly stated they'd be in favor of the reunification.

Following Maia Sandu’s statement that she would vote "yes" for Moldova's reunification with Romania, the Moldovan prime minister and several cabinet ministers have now also publicly stated they'd be in favor of the reunification.

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Romanians are taking to the streets in various cities across the country to send a clear message to the openly fascist pro-Russian candidate: "better dead than fascist". Expect these demonstrations to spread and grow exponentially every day until round 2 of the election.

Romanians are taking to the streets in various cities across the country to send a clear message to the openly fascist pro-Russian candidate: "better dead than fascist". Expect these demonstrations to spread and grow exponentially every day until round 2 of the election.

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Over 100k people are protesting right now in Belgrade, asking Kremlin puppet Aleksandar Vučić to step down.

Over 100k people are protesting right now in Belgrade, asking Kremlin puppet Aleksandar Vučić to step down.

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The pro-Russian Călin Georgescu, the Kremlin’s Manchurian candidate in Romania’s 2024 presidential election, was taken into custody this morning. He is accused of fraud and of forming an organized criminal group that received more than €1 million from various Russian citizens.

The pro-Russian Călin Georgescu, the Kremlin’s Manchurian candidate in Romania’s 2024 presidential election, was taken into custody this morning. He is accused of fraud and of forming an organized criminal group that received more than €1 million from various Russian citizens.

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Yesterday, a Romanian shepherd stumbled upon a Russian drone carrying an explosive payload that crashed into a field in Romania. This being the first drone he ever saw, the man did the sensible thing and started pulling random wires out of it until he defused it himself.

Yesterday, a Romanian shepherd stumbled upon a Russian drone carrying an explosive payload that crashed into a field in Romania. This being the first drone he ever saw, the man did the sensible thing and started pulling random wires out of it until he defused it himself.

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Doctor: "Can I go check her pulse?" ICE: "No! Back off! Now!" Doctor: "I'm a physician." ICE: "I don't care."

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Doctor: "Can I go check her pulse?" ICE: "No! Back off! Now!" Doctor: "I'm a physician." ICE: "I don't care."

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Less than an hour ago, Romanian F-16s destroyed an unidentified maritime drone less than 1 km from the Neptun Deep platform. This is Romania’s largest natural gas extraction project, expected to turn the country into EU's largest gas producer once production begins in 2027.

Less than an hour ago, Romanian F-16s destroyed an unidentified maritime drone less than 1 km from the Neptun Deep platform. This is Romania’s largest natural gas extraction project, expected to turn the country into EU's largest gas producer once production begins in 2027.

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They're now kicking even the candles lit in Renee Good's memory. "You know what that's for?" "I don't give a f*ck."

They're now kicking even the candles lit in Renee Good's memory. "You know what that's for?" "I don't give a f*ck."

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Friends: the Russian Edition

Friends: the Russian Edition

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This morning, a merchant vessel was hit and sank in Romania’s exclusive economic zone, roughly 15 nautical miles off the Romanian coast by what appears to be a new type of Russian drone. The crew members, eight Ukrainians and four Azerbaijanis, were rescued by the Romanian Navy.

This morning, a merchant vessel was hit and sank in Romania’s exclusive economic zone, roughly 15 nautical miles off the Romanian coast by what appears to be a new type of Russian drone. The crew members, eight Ukrainians and four Azerbaijanis, were rescued by the Romanian Navy.

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With the midterms approaching, I’ve decided to put together a sort of voting guide outling a few core principles, just to make sure America doesn’t miss this unique opportunity to become the first society in human history to achieve pure, and probably permanent, idiocracy.🧵

With the midterms approaching, I’ve decided to put together a sort of voting guide outling a few core principles, just to make sure America doesn’t miss this unique opportunity to become the first society in human history to achieve pure, and probably permanent, idiocracy.🧵

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"She did the movie and it has become the biggest selling documentary in 20 years, can you believe it? The theaters are all packed. Women especially they go back and they see it 2 or 3 times." For your reading pleasure, here’s the top reviews of documentary "Melania":🧵

"She did the movie and it has become the biggest selling documentary in 20 years, can you believe it? The theaters are all packed. Women especially they go back and they see it 2 or 3 times." For your reading pleasure, here’s the top reviews of documentary "Melania":🧵

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The utterly mad president of the US just shared a skit humiliating the British PM.

The utterly mad president of the US just shared a skit humiliating the British PM.

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OTD 35 years ago, Ceaușescu delivered what would become his final speech, addressing 100k people forcibly gathered there so he could stage a facade of popular support for his regime. In one of the most iconic moments of modern history, he will lose control of the crowd.🧵

OTD 35 years ago, Ceaușescu delivered what would become his final speech, addressing 100k people forcibly gathered there so he could stage a facade of popular support for his regime. In one of the most iconic moments of modern history, he will lose control of the crowd.🧵

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Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko has now signed the document on Belarus's accession to Trump's "Board of Peace." To my best knowledge, Trump's "Board of Peace" currently consists of United States, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Albania, and Uzbekistan.

Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko has now signed the document on Belarus's accession to Trump's "Board of Peace." To my best knowledge, Trump's "Board of Peace" currently consists of United States, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Albania, and Uzbekistan.

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Not even two months since he last wanted to annex Danish territory and claimed European soldiers “stayed a little back” while dying in America’s last two wars, Donald Trump now asks Europeans to come fight to reopen the strait his war, the one he claims he won, has closed.

Not even two months since he last wanted to annex Danish territory and claimed European soldiers “stayed a little back” while dying in America’s last two wars, Donald Trump now asks Europeans to come fight to reopen the strait his war, the one he claims he won, has closed.

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"I'm proudly telling you that we're going to try and have no windmills built in the United States. [...] They're unsightly. They make a lot of noise." We are watching live a nation of 350 million led by a visibly insane man commit collective suicide for no discernible reason.

"I'm proudly telling you that we're going to try and have no windmills built in the United States. [...] They're unsightly. They make a lot of noise." We are watching live a nation of 350 million led by a visibly insane man commit collective suicide for no discernible reason.

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Reporter: "As Trump's popularity rises around the world, especially in regions where he's invested so much effort in promoting peace and ending wars, you think we might be watching the emergence of a global MAGA movement?" This is all that's left of journalism in Trump's US.

Reporter: "As Trump's popularity rises around the world, especially in regions where he's invested so much effort in promoting peace and ending wars, you think we might be watching the emergence of a global MAGA movement?" This is all that's left of journalism in Trump's US.

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With less than 24 hours left until Hungarians head to the polls, I figured it is a good moment to take one final look at what Viktor Orbán has achieved in his 16 years of uninterrupted, near absolute reign in Hungary, by comparing Hungary’s performance with that of Romania.🧵

With less than 24 hours left until Hungarians head to the polls, I figured it is a good moment to take one final look at what Viktor Orbán has achieved in his 16 years of uninterrupted, near absolute reign in Hungary, by comparing Hungary’s performance with that of Romania.🧵

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Testament to how fast dictatorships can collapse, in 1989, Nicolae Ceaușescu delivered what would be his final speech, addressing 100k people he forcibly gathered there. In one of the most iconic moments of modern history, he will lose control of the crowd.🧵

Testament to how fast dictatorships can collapse, in 1989, Nicolae Ceaușescu delivered what would be his final speech, addressing 100k people he forcibly gathered there. In one of the most iconic moments of modern history, he will lose control of the crowd.🧵

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US Members of Congress and the leader of Romania's far-right pro-Russian AUR party, long known to be a Russian agent, cutting pieces off a Greenland cake. Reality has been warped to the point it no longer feels real.

US Members of Congress and the leader of Romania's far-right pro-Russian AUR party, long known to be a Russian agent, cutting pieces off a Greenland cake. Reality has been warped to the point it no longer feels real.

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Just as masses of pro-Russian lunatics gathered for a protest in Bucharest, a random Romanian hero calmly rode up on his bike and began projecting the "f*ck off to Moscow!" message on a nearby building, sending the pro-Russian mob into a frenzy.

Just as masses of pro-Russian lunatics gathered for a protest in Bucharest, a random Romanian hero calmly rode up on his bike and began projecting the "f*ck off to Moscow!" message on a nearby building, sending the pro-Russian mob into a frenzy.

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A very powerful explosion has just occurred at one of Bucharest's main thermal power plants. Over 30 tonnes of fuel at the site have ignited. No further details are available at the moment.

A very powerful explosion has just occurred at one of Bucharest's main thermal power plants. Over 30 tonnes of fuel at the site have ignited. No further details are available at the moment.

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