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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Window installer. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Duma elections start today. It is not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.

Duma elections start today. It is not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.

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The Russian economy is rapidly transitioning to the cloud.

The Russian economy is rapidly transitioning to the cloud.

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A day ago we killed around 30 civilians in Kiev. Apparently this isn't worth a mention on Amnesty International's main account. Wonder why.

A day ago we killed around 30 civilians in Kiev. Apparently this isn't worth a mention on Amnesty International's main account. Wonder why.

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The only tank in today's victory parade was a T-34. When it heard it was to be sent to Ukraine it tried to play dead.

The only tank in today's victory parade was a T-34. When it heard it was to be sent to Ukraine it tried to play dead.

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Ukraine is developing Russia into a cloud based economy.

Ukraine is developing Russia into a cloud based economy.

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Peskov: "Russia has never started a world war" The history of Russia:

Peskov: "Russia has never started a world war" The history of Russia:

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Duma Elections.

Duma Elections.

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In response to Leopards & Abrams, Russia will deploy our Amrata tank which will prevent any retreat as it can't move.

In response to Leopards & Abrams, Russia will deploy our Amrata tank which will prevent any retreat as it can't move.

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OTD in 1939 the German–Soviet victory parade took place in Polish town of Brest-Litovsk. As allies, we celebrated liberating Poland from the Poles

OTD in 1939 the German–Soviet victory parade took place in Polish town of Brest-Litovsk. As allies, we celebrated liberating Poland from the Poles

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"You can literally see other state's intentions in real time". Like when they park nearly 200,000 soldiers on a country's border after saying said country shouldn't exist. Which causes us to say stuff like this....

"You can literally see other state's intentions in real time". Like when they park nearly 200,000 soldiers on a country's border after saying said country shouldn't exist. Which causes us to say stuff like this....

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For some reason Agnes Callamard hasn't mentioned our deliberate killing of civilians with ballistic missiles over the past few days. Wonder why. Other crimes against humanity seem to get their due attention...

For some reason Agnes Callamard hasn't mentioned our deliberate killing of civilians with ballistic missiles over the past few days. Wonder why. Other crimes against humanity seem to get their due attention...

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Ever noticed that your dog is so happy when you put a collar on it?

Ever noticed that your dog is so happy when you put a collar on it?

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Have to admire Amnesty International for consistency. Its becoming normal that they won't mention our endless attacks on civilians. They probably wonder how things like this get normalized.

Have to admire Amnesty International for consistency. Its becoming normal that they won't mention our endless attacks on civilians. They probably wonder how things like this get normalized.

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Our response to Ukraine's strike program in one video. He might as well piss on it.

Our response to Ukraine's strike program in one video. He might as well piss on it.

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Day 1546 of my 3 day war. Russia never loses wars*. Ukraine is Russia and Ukrainians are Russians. Therefore, Russia is winning this war whilst losing it. I remain a master strategist.

Day 1546 of my 3 day war. Russia never loses wars*. Ukraine is Russia and Ukrainians are Russians. Therefore, Russia is winning this war whilst losing it. I remain a master strategist.

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Here's one donkey that's going to the front line. The one that made an analogy for Russia by going back instead of forward with me in charge of it.

Here's one donkey that's going to the front line. The one that made an analogy for Russia by going back instead of forward with me in charge of it.

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When you vote for the wrong candidate.

When you vote for the wrong candidate.

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I hate it when my trolls claim those innocent guys who totally weren't GRU were deliberately burned alive. It means I have to post the video of them throwing the petrol bombs that they later killed themselves with. All my trolls are morons.

I hate it when my trolls claim those innocent guys who totally weren't GRU were deliberately burned alive. It means I have to post the video of them throwing the petrol bombs that they later killed themselves with. All my trolls are morons.

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We continue to defend Christian values from the amoral West. By bombing churches. This time in Kramatorsk, 2 days ago.

We continue to defend Christian values from the amoral West. By bombing churches. This time in Kramatorsk, 2 days ago.

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There are not petrol shortages on the Moscow - Saint Petersburg highway. It is a Special Queuing Operation.

There are not petrol shortages on the Moscow - Saint Petersburg highway. It is a Special Queuing Operation.

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Fuel crisis in Moscow isn't all bad. It'll be easy to find everyone for the mobilisation. I remain a master strategist.

Fuel crisis in Moscow isn't all bad. It'll be easy to find everyone for the mobilisation. I remain a master strategist.

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North Koreans troll me with mass group of sunflowers.

North Koreans troll me with mass group of sunflowers.

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Everything is going to plan. Please ignore the very loud distractions distractions. There are no petrol shortages, they are "special queuing operations". Everything is going to plan.

Everything is going to plan. Please ignore the very loud distractions distractions. There are no petrol shortages, they are "special queuing operations". Everything is going to plan.

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Meanwhile, Russians are reporting how cheap gas is here. Winning (again)

Meanwhile, Russians are reporting how cheap gas is here. Winning (again)

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I hate it when my trolls claim we got a promise from NATO. It means I have to post this video of Gorby saying we didn't.

I hate it when my trolls claim we got a promise from NATO. It means I have to post this video of Gorby saying we didn't.

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OTD in 1941 the Soviets had a military parade in Moscow. So they invited their Nazis allies cos it would be rude not to.

OTD in 1941 the Soviets had a military parade in Moscow. So they invited their Nazis allies cos it would be rude not to.

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Ukraine will keep hitting Russian oil refineries. Russia is unable to stop this. For the sake of peace Russia should cede territory, commit to de-armament & be neutral. Noam Chomsky

Ukraine will keep hitting Russian oil refineries. Russia is unable to stop this. For the sake of peace Russia should cede territory, commit to de-armament & be neutral. Noam Chomsky

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Western sanctions flop as Russian residents enjoy strong, pungent odour of fountain of free coffee….

Western sanctions flop as Russian residents enjoy strong, pungent odour of fountain of free coffee….

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Citizens in newly liberated parts of Donetsk express delight that Kremlin has replaced drinking water with coffee on tap for every resident.

Citizens in newly liberated parts of Donetsk express delight that Kremlin has replaced drinking water with coffee on tap for every resident.

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This crying woman telling what Ukrainian drone strikes were like in Novorossiysk show how Russians have a very high tolerance for pain. Other people's. Not our own.

This crying woman telling what Ukrainian drone strikes were like in Novorossiysk show how Russians have a very high tolerance for pain. Other people's. Not our own.

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There is one universal rule. Whenever Moscow is thrown out of a country, mass celebrations happen

There is one universal rule. Whenever Moscow is thrown out of a country, mass celebrations happen

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The Russian military sitzkrieg is spreading to society.

The Russian military sitzkrieg is spreading to society.

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Crimean tourism advert: "You come to Crimea for the beaches. You stay cos Ukrainians are destroying our logistics system and there's no fuel to drive home afterwards"

Crimean tourism advert: "You come to Crimea for the beaches. You stay cos Ukrainians are destroying our logistics system and there's no fuel to drive home afterwards"

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Day 1274 of my 3 day war. It's going so well that a country with massive reserves of oil is running out of fuel. I remain a master strategist.

Day 1274 of my 3 day war. It's going so well that a country with massive reserves of oil is running out of fuel. I remain a master strategist.

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