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>Bloodborne 2 exists >Switch 2 exclusive

>Bloodborne 2 exists >Switch 2 exclusive

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Superior Iron Man if his skin had unique dialogue:

Superior Iron Man if his skin had unique dialogue:

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Wait what do you mean Novik’s Atlan has a cape and extra horns, wtf id why are you letting us get mogged in our own game

Wait what do you mean Novik’s Atlan has a cape and extra horns, wtf id why are you letting us get mogged in our own game

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There’s always that one background NPC

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There’s always that one background NPC

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Friend is playing Halo CE for the first time They sent this in the gc

Friend is playing Halo CE for the first time They sent this in the gc

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Mfw I see the last Glup Shitto "In Loving Memory of-" credits gag (this will be the end to the entire show):

Mfw I see the last Glup Shitto "In Loving Memory of-" credits gag (this will be the end to the entire show):

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Oh my god it’s real

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Oh my god it’s real

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Gordon if he wasn’t fuckin around:

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Gordon if he wasn’t fuckin around:

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This boss fight they showed for the Dark Ages really caught me off guard

This boss fight they showed for the Dark Ages really caught me off guard

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Music goes hard at this segment

Music goes hard at this segment

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5 years of that game that got me a gf or whatever

5 years of that game that got me a gf or whatever

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Christmas is gonna be fun

Christmas is gonna be fun

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There’s a bunch of mods that exist purely to add Doomguy to random shit, and they actually don’t look that out of place

There’s a bunch of mods that exist purely to add Doomguy to random shit, and they actually don’t look that out of place

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I actually always liked Zathura better than Jumanji, and 90% of that is because of the Robot
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I actually always liked Zathura better than Jumanji, and 90% of that is because of the Robot

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Me looking at the IP roster for the eventual DC Rivals:
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Me looking at the IP roster for the eventual DC Rivals:

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1,051,264 views • 1 year ago

Every other game he’s doing some cool shit and taking control of the situation, meanwhile in CE he just does whatever anyone tells him to do and gets yelled at by Cortana like "huh?"
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Every other game he’s doing some cool shit and taking control of the situation, meanwhile in CE he just does whatever anyone tells him to do and gets yelled at by Cortana like "huh?"

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714,029 views • 1 year ago

Doom the Dark Ages actually displays Doomguy’s greatest feat yet Touching a woman, albeit at great cost
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Doom the Dark Ages actually displays Doomguy’s greatest feat yet Touching a woman, albeit at great cost

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119,780 views • 6 months ago

I actually thought this scene was pretty neat, but they lost all that aura after Chief and Locke had the most telegraphed ever
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I actually thought this scene was pretty neat, but they lost all that aura after Chief and Locke had the most telegraphed ever

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83,456 views • 7 months ago

It Doom's on me 'til I 64
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It Doom's on me 'til I 64

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14,452 views • 26 days ago

Doomguy but he works 9-10
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Doomguy but he works 9-10

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78,750 views • 1 year ago

Doomguy describing his timeline
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Doomguy describing his timeline

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11,166 views • 1 month ago

Essential Doom-core
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Essential Doom-core

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61,201 views • 1 year ago

Wait what the fuck do you mean Nvidia showed more of Doom The Dark Ages, and possibly some of the soundtrack?
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Wait what the fuck do you mean Nvidia showed more of Doom The Dark Ages, and possibly some of the soundtrack?

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68,544 views • 1 year ago

I wonder how many ppl noticed Urdak’s main theme is a remix of Residual from 2016
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I wonder how many ppl noticed Urdak’s main theme is a remix of Residual from 2016

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27,191 views • 1 year ago

There’s a bunch of mods that exist purely to add Doomguy to random shit, and they actually don’t look that out of place
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There’s a bunch of mods that exist purely to add Doomguy to random shit, and they actually don’t look that out of place

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21,523 views • 9 months ago

Psyched but if they can’t get Michael Wincott back as Death literally kms
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Psyched but if they can’t get Michael Wincott back as Death literally kms

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21,983 views • 10 months ago

KaseOh Maykr
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KaseOh Maykr

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Marvel Rivals if it was good
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Marvel Rivals if it was good

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20,390 views • 1 year ago

When the fuck are we gonna get another live action Doom trailer
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When the fuck are we gonna get another live action Doom trailer

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20,767 views • 1 year ago

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