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Saber watching as the actual Marneus Calgar and 1st Company walk through the door:

Saber watching as the actual Marneus Calgar and 1st Company walk through the door:

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"Who invited blud?"

"Who invited blud?"

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>Bloodborne 2 exists >Switch 2 exclusive

>Bloodborne 2 exists >Switch 2 exclusive

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Superior Iron Man if his skin had unique dialogue:

Superior Iron Man if his skin had unique dialogue:

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Friend is playing Halo CE for the first time They sent this in the gc

Friend is playing Halo CE for the first time They sent this in the gc

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Gordon if he wasn’t fuckin around:

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Gordon if he wasn’t fuckin around:

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Mfw I see the last Glup Shitto "In Loving Memory of-" credits gag (this will be the end to the entire show):

Mfw I see the last Glup Shitto "In Loving Memory of-" credits gag (this will be the end to the entire show):

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How Doomguy’s moving in Revelations:

How Doomguy’s moving in Revelations:

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Music goes hard at this segment

Music goes hard at this segment

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Christmas is gonna be fun

Christmas is gonna be fun

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The temperature is dropping

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It’s funny cuz Jega’s boss cutscene is all about mocking Esparza’s grief with the recording, but he doesn’t know that’s not his actual family, then telling that to Chief who doubly has no connection 🥀

It’s funny cuz Jega’s boss cutscene is all about mocking Esparza’s grief with the recording, but he doesn’t know that’s not his actual family, then telling that to Chief who doubly has no connection 🥀

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I actually always liked Zathura better than Jumanji, and 90% of that is because of the Robot

I actually always liked Zathura better than Jumanji, and 90% of that is because of the Robot

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Me looking at the IP roster for the eventual DC Rivals:

Me looking at the IP roster for the eventual DC Rivals:

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Every other game he’s doing some cool shit and taking control of the situation, meanwhile in CE he just does whatever anyone tells him to do and gets yelled at by Cortana like "huh?"

Every other game he’s doing some cool shit and taking control of the situation, meanwhile in CE he just does whatever anyone tells him to do and gets yelled at by Cortana like "huh?"

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Doom the Dark Ages actually displays Doomguy’s greatest feat yet Touching a woman, albeit at great cost

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Doom the Dark Ages actually displays Doomguy’s greatest feat yet Touching a woman, albeit at great cost

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I actually thought this scene was pretty neat, but they lost all that aura after Chief and Locke had the most telegraphed ever

I actually thought this scene was pretty neat, but they lost all that aura after Chief and Locke had the most telegraphed ever

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How it feels finishing Revelations knowing this is probably the last time id Software can operate at this level

How it feels finishing Revelations knowing this is probably the last time id Software can operate at this level

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Doomguy but he works 9-10

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Doomguy but he works 9-10

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Redundant meme but someone had to do it

Redundant meme but someone had to do it

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Essential Doom-core

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Essential Doom-core

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Wait what the fuck do you mean Nvidia showed more of Doom The Dark Ages, and possibly some of the soundtrack?

Wait what the fuck do you mean Nvidia showed more of Doom The Dark Ages, and possibly some of the soundtrack?

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It Doom's on me 'til I 64

It Doom's on me 'til I 64

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Doomguy describing his timeline

Doomguy describing his timeline

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KaseOh Maykr

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Marvel Rivals if it was good

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Marvel Rivals if it was good

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