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The simpleton meltdown at this Shankland interview is like nothing I've ever seen. He owns these miscreants already. Kenny McLean imminent? 👀 Natural Order being restored. 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵

The simpleton meltdown at this Shankland interview is like nothing I've ever seen. He owns these miscreants already. Kenny McLean imminent? 👀 Natural Order being restored. 🇬🇧🔴⚪️🔵

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Nicola Sturgeon filmed getting a new tattoo in Ireland after Peter Murrell "ladies panties" bombshell breaks?

Nicola Sturgeon filmed getting a new tattoo in Ireland after Peter Murrell "ladies panties" bombshell breaks?

54,602 views

Scott McTominay this morning in Greggs

Scott McTominay this morning in Greggs

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Welcome home 💪🔴⚪️🔵

Welcome home 💪🔴⚪️🔵

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Russell Martin will never be anything. The guy was a loser as a player and an utter failure as a manger. "You can't just win" Full boycott required. Talking about Rangers as if we are some no mark club.

Russell Martin will never be anything. The guy was a loser as a player and an utter failure as a manger. "You can't just win" Full boycott required. Talking about Rangers as if we are some no mark club.

662,044 views

Steve Clarke's anti Argentinian rant 😂

Steve Clarke's anti Argentinian rant 😂

1,518,152 views

Celtic with the worst result in Scottish football European history? Probably

Celtic with the worst result in Scottish football European history? Probably

508,715 views

Wilfried Nancy entering Scottish Football

Wilfried Nancy entering Scottish Football

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Celtic fans attacking Police. Kick them out of Scottish football. Animals.

Celtic fans attacking Police. Kick them out of Scottish football. Animals.

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Starts by saying he started a B team against Falkirk then days he had to bring on all his 1st team players to beat them while saying they're the best team Celtic have played this season 😂 Even Brendan knows Slovan were a joke team. His dig at Rangers is empty bluster.

Starts by saying he started a B team against Falkirk then days he had to bring on all his 1st team players to beat them while saying they're the best team Celtic have played this season 😂 Even Brendan knows Slovan were a joke team. His dig at Rangers is empty bluster.

794,754 views

Dundee are already bringing the comedy to Scottish football for the 25/26 season 😂

Dundee are already bringing the comedy to Scottish football for the 25/26 season 😂

360,710 views

Brendan Rodgers when he finds out he has £1 left to spend of this seasons Celtic transfer budget

Brendan Rodgers when he finds out he has £1 left to spend of this seasons Celtic transfer budget

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Newcastle reserves looking the part. No doubt this meaningless pre season friendly result against a 3rd string will be lauded as some sort of achievement by the media propaganda wing of Celtic but real football afficionados know it means nothing.

Newcastle reserves looking the part. No doubt this meaningless pre season friendly result against a 3rd string will be lauded as some sort of achievement by the media propaganda wing of Celtic but real football afficionados know it means nothing.

289,186 views

Nicola Sturgeon taking the divorce well

Nicola Sturgeon taking the divorce well

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This is the poison in our game. It will be fobbed off as a joke but the sinister undertones are clear.

This is the poison in our game. It will be fobbed off as a joke but the sinister undertones are clear.

455,149 views

Bring him home

Bring him home

187,726 views

Russell Martin says he doesn't see what's on social media but also keeps saying this:

Russell Martin says he doesn't see what's on social media but also keeps saying this:

190,604 views

Absolute losers. Natural order about to be restored. McGregor & Rodgers knows its game over.

Absolute losers. Natural order about to be restored. McGregor & Rodgers knows its game over.

200,350 views

Russell Martin is NOT a serious manager

Russell Martin is NOT a serious manager

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The utter arrogance and contempt Russell Martin has for everyone is disgusting. He actually has to catch himself here so he doesn't properly reveal himself. The board need to act.

The utter arrogance and contempt Russell Martin has for everyone is disgusting. He actually has to catch himself here so he doesn't properly reveal himself. The board need to act.

130,913 views

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Shocking VAR audio of Don Robertson confirms the final whistle was NOT blown and the Hearts v Celtic game must be forfeited 3 nil or replayed behind closed doors. The Scottish FA and UEFA must act NOW! Corruption confirmed.

Shocking VAR audio of Don Robertson confirms the final whistle was NOT blown and the Hearts v Celtic game must be forfeited 3 nil or replayed behind closed doors. The Scottish FA and UEFA must act NOW! Corruption confirmed.

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2,735,782 views • 16 days ago

Johnny Davidson at the BAFTAS

Johnny Davidson at the BAFTAS

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1,415,162 views • 3 months ago

New season of the Walking Dead looks shit

New season of the Walking Dead looks shit

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101,752 views • 11 days ago

Hahaha Glastonbury fans were singing "Jimmy Saville, he's one of your own!" at Kneecap when they took the stage 😂😂😂 Tremendous. This is hilarious, glad I came down now to throw water balloons filled with pish at them. #Glastonbury2025 #Simpletons

Hahaha Glastonbury fans were singing "Jimmy Saville, he's one of your own!" at Kneecap when they took the stage 😂😂😂 Tremendous. This is hilarious, glad I came down now to throw water balloons filled with pish at them. #Glastonbury2025 #Simpletons

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1,838,026 views • 11 months ago

KD Lhang is attempting to say the 700 Hearts fams would've rioted at Celtic Park if they won the league. These simpleton specimens are utterly deranged

KD Lhang is attempting to say the 700 Hearts fams would've rioted at Celtic Park if they won the league. These simpleton specimens are utterly deranged

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47,666 views • 14 days ago

Flew up to Glasgow today to see my great gran in the Gorbals. Managed to catch them blowing up the shithole high flats they replaced the historic architecture of Glasgow with in the 1970s. Glasgow City Council destroying Glasgow for generations.

Flew up to Glasgow today to see my great gran in the Gorbals. Managed to catch them blowing up the shithole high flats they replaced the historic architecture of Glasgow with in the 1970s. Glasgow City Council destroying Glasgow for generations.

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1,027,790 views • 11 months ago

This makes Ollie Watkins scoring the winner for England tonight even better. He wanted John McGinn and Scotland to succeed, and the beady eyed jock laughed in his face wishing nothing but misery on England. McGinn was one of the worst players at the Euros

This makes Ollie Watkins scoring the winner for England tonight even better. He wanted John McGinn and Scotland to succeed, and the beady eyed jock laughed in his face wishing nothing but misery on England. McGinn was one of the worst players at the Euros

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2,071,393 views • 1 year ago

This clown Russell Martin just doesn't get it. He has a career 39% win rate so so he's taking absolute bullshit saying coaching Rangers is the same as anywhere else. No manger of Rangers or Celtic would ever say something so stupid and expect to succeed. Digs at the fans too 🤯

This clown Russell Martin just doesn't get it. He has a career 39% win rate so so he's taking absolute bullshit saying coaching Rangers is the same as anywhere else. No manger of Rangers or Celtic would ever say something so stupid and expect to succeed. Digs at the fans too 🤯

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548,379 views • 9 months ago

Bonnie Blue meets Ibiza Final Boss! Is this the most culturally important moment of the 21st Century?

Bonnie Blue meets Ibiza Final Boss! Is this the most culturally important moment of the 21st Century?

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456,840 views • 9 months ago

Jim White mocking fan media and claiming "real journalists" exist in Scottish football 😂

Jim White mocking fan media and claiming "real journalists" exist in Scottish football 😂

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402,430 views • 8 months ago

Would not recommend

Would not recommend

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763,725 views • 1 year ago

Don Robertson explains how dangerous the pitch was but it would have been nice if he'd actually called out Dundee for failing to uphold the standards of Scottish football

Don Robertson explains how dangerous the pitch was but it would have been nice if he'd actually called out Dundee for failing to uphold the standards of Scottish football

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936,874 views • 2 years ago

Boshfather with Johnny Davidson months ago showing more understanding and compassion about Tourette’s than all these race grifter losers in media and Hollyweird. BBC apologising has done more damage and shamed people suffering. If you don't speak up you are bullying sufferers

Boshfather with Johnny Davidson months ago showing more understanding and compassion about Tourette’s than all these race grifter losers in media and Hollyweird. BBC apologising has done more damage and shamed people suffering. If you don't speak up you are bullying sufferers

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128,155 views • 3 months ago

It's clear why many Celtic fans said Brendan Rodgers only signed £50,000 rated Adam Idah for the inflated price of £10 million because he wanted to squeeze his muscles rather than his ability. It's hard to defend Rodgers tbh

It's clear why many Celtic fans said Brendan Rodgers only signed £50,000 rated Adam Idah for the inflated price of £10 million because he wanted to squeeze his muscles rather than his ability. It's hard to defend Rodgers tbh

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312,178 views • 9 months ago

Russell Martin has lost the plot: "You only see the outcome..."

Russell Martin has lost the plot: "You only see the outcome..."

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255,227 views • 8 months ago

Russell Martin has absolute contempt for the Rangers fans. Bizarre attitude

Russell Martin has absolute contempt for the Rangers fans. Bizarre attitude

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230,273 views • 8 months ago

Discussions already underway to replace Brendan Rodgers?

Discussions already underway to replace Brendan Rodgers?

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187,222 views • 7 months ago

David Moyes taking no nonsense?

David Moyes taking no nonsense?

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228,952 views • 9 months ago

Tavernier basically saying it's the players v the management here?

Tavernier basically saying it's the players v the management here?

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218,135 views • 9 months ago

Russell Martin with a message for the fans?

Russell Martin with a message for the fans?

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214,268 views • 9 months ago