Never in my 20 years of teaching has a substitute left me a note this bad.
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Last night I got so stoned I ate an entire box of Double Stuf Golden Oreos (with whole milk) and now I’m the Mayor of Stomachache City. I’m sitting on a Zoom call like this trying not to die
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Flight got delayed 22 hours but I was already tipsy from the Delta Lounge so here’s me doing the Apple dance in a JFK restroom at 3am. I am shirtless in a raincoat because drunk me thought I looked hefty in my travel shirt. My AirPod fell in the trash and I had to dig it out
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His unfettered joy … may we all know such happiness
