Eric Abbenante
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Comedian Documentarian. Husband to @lovelilahart Producer Eric Abbenante vs the World Mondays 8-10pm The Cicada Fort Worth TX
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Neil Degrasse Tyson criticizes Elon's plan to go to Mars: Maher: "Can Elon Musk realistically send humans to Mars?" NDT: "I have strong views on that: For him just say 'Let's go to Mars because it's the next thing to do.' What does that venture capitalist meeting look like?: Elon what do you want to do? 'Go to Mars' How much will it cost? '1 trillion dollars' What's the return on investment? 'Nothing' That's a 5 minute meeting." Thank you guy who plays scientist on TV.
Eric Abbenante36,247,354 views • 1 year ago
Epic Adam Carolla rant from a hotel after the LA wildfires forced to evacuate from his home, where he predicts Hollywood leftists will be so frustrated by the rebuild effort that they will not vote Democrat: "You guys all voted for Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles. You all voted for Gavin Newsom, and now you fucking get what you get. now that your house is on fire. So here's what's going to happen. All these people who are deep blue Democrats are now going to have to pull a permit to rebuild, and they're going to get the 28 year old bitch from the Coastal Commission telling them to go fuck off and then they're going to vote for Trump or whoever's Trumpian next. When they start getting the regulation, they're going to go nuts. And when they start running into the bureaucracy and the red tape, they're going to start going nuts and they're going to vote for Rick Caruso next time. They're going to find out they're going to get bit by their own snake. They're going to convert. I am telling you, these are the bluest people on the planet and they're going to be fucking rip shit pissed when the City and the Coastal Commission tell them to fuck off. We're going to have to restructure the whole thing because we can't have nine angry lesbians controlling everything that goes on in Malibu, the Palisades and Santa monica." This is why Californians pay the highest taxes: So that their government can completely fail them in their time of need.
Eric Abbenante20,675,482 views • 1 year ago
![John Fetterman eventually admits to Joe Rogan that Democrats' 'Border Bill' merely converted illegal immigrants into legal immigrants, rather than preventing illegal immigration: John Fetterman: "I've never witnessed those kinds of a thing." [Illegals voting] I don't think there's that level kinds of organization." Joe Rogan: "But there is an organization that's moving these people [illegals] to swing states. There's a significant number of these people that are illegal immigrants that have made their way to swing states. And then there's been calls for amnesty. There's been calls for allowing these people to have a pathway to citizenship and allow them to vote. The fear that a lot of people have is that this is a coordinated effort to take these people that you're allowing to come into the country, then you're providing them with all sorts of services like food stamps and housing and setting them up and then providing a pathway to amnesty. And then you would have voters that would be significantly voting towards the Democrats because they're the people that enabled them to come into the country in the first place, first place and provided them with those services. This is a big fear that people have and that you're rigging this system and that this will turn all these states into essentially locked blue like California is." John Fetterman: "Well, you know, it's what immigration's always going to be a tough issue in our nation. I voted for for the border deal and that and that went down. They had an opportunity to do a comprehensive border bipartisan and that went down because Trump he declared that that that's that's a bad deal after it was negotiated with with the other side." Joe Rogan: "But was didn't that deal also involved amnesty and didn't that deal also involve a significant number of illegal aliens being allowed into the country every year? I think it was 2 million people. So still the same sort of situation. And their fear is exactly what I talked about, that these people will be moved to swing states and that that will be used to essentially rig those states and turn them blue forever." John Fetterman: "Undeniably, immigration is changing our nation. And I think it's generally for a good." Joe Rogan: 'Democrats are importing illegals into swing states to rig elections' John Fetterman: 'Immigration is changing our nation, and I think it's generally for a good' Look at Fetterman and Rogan agreeing](https://image.24vids.com/tw-1852792215464198487/ext_tw_video_thumb/1852789679613190144/pu/img/7pfZdWpH148w0F3G.jpg)
John Fetterman eventually admits to Joe Rogan that Democrats' 'Border Bill' merely converted illegal immigrants into legal immigrants, rather than preventing illegal immigration: John Fetterman: "I've never witnessed those kinds of a thing." [Illegals voting] I don't think there's that level kinds of organization." Joe Rogan: "But there is an organization that's moving these people [illegals] to swing states. There's a significant number of these people that are illegal immigrants that have made their way to swing states. And then there's been calls for amnesty. There's been calls for allowing these people to have a pathway to citizenship and allow them to vote. The fear that a lot of people have is that this is a coordinated effort to take these people that you're allowing to come into the country, then you're providing them with all sorts of services like food stamps and housing and setting them up and then providing a pathway to amnesty. And then you would have voters that would be significantly voting towards the Democrats because they're the people that enabled them to come into the country in the first place, first place and provided them with those services. This is a big fear that people have and that you're rigging this system and that this will turn all these states into essentially locked blue like California is." John Fetterman: "Well, you know, it's what immigration's always going to be a tough issue in our nation. I voted for for the border deal and that and that went down. They had an opportunity to do a comprehensive border bipartisan and that went down because Trump he declared that that that's that's a bad deal after it was negotiated with with the other side." Joe Rogan: "But was didn't that deal also involved amnesty and didn't that deal also involve a significant number of illegal aliens being allowed into the country every year? I think it was 2 million people. So still the same sort of situation. And their fear is exactly what I talked about, that these people will be moved to swing states and that that will be used to essentially rig those states and turn them blue forever." John Fetterman: "Undeniably, immigration is changing our nation. And I think it's generally for a good." Joe Rogan: 'Democrats are importing illegals into swing states to rig elections' John Fetterman: 'Immigration is changing our nation, and I think it's generally for a good' Look at Fetterman and Rogan agreeing
Eric Abbenante17,615,996 views • 1 year ago
Bill Maher waits until after the show (Overtime) to admit that the Liz Cheney scandal was a bogus lie orchestrated by the liberal media: Bill Maher: "I woke up to the headline 'Donald Trump had called for a firing squad for Liz Cheney' This is what I really don't like about the media: No he didn't. Just don't lie to me." 'Don't lie to me' That's what the mainstream media is for, Bill.
Eric Abbenante14,430,442 views • 1 year ago
In a baffling admission, CNN admits that removing noncitizens from the voter rolls in Virginia is a 'win for the Republicans': "A court divided across partisan lines, siding with Republicans." CNN admitting what we already knew: Democrats benefit, if not rely, upon fraudulent votes from noncitizens. CNN tomorrow: 'Did you know the strippers actually don't like you, they just want your money?'
Eric Abbenante14,227,829 views • 1 year ago
Stephen A Smith stuns the Bill Maher crowd into silence as he articulates how Democrats have no one left fighting for the American people: SAS: "The man was impeached twice, he was convicted on 34 felony counts. The American people still said 'He's closer to normal than what we're seeing on the left.' He's saying 'I kept my promise' Then you turn around and look at the left and you say 'What promises did you keep?' What voter can look at the Democrat party and say 'There's a voice for us, somebody who speaks for us, that goes up on Capitol Hill and fights the fights that we want them fighting on our behalf. They didn't do that. That's why their behinds are home, and that man is back in the White House. He's doing what he said he was going to do." The American people said 'We'll take the supposed 'felon' over the woman who is telling us men can get pregnant'
Eric Abbenante10,570,201 views • 1 year ago
John Fetterman with a simple heuristic: 'You're losing politically if you're telling people to not believe what their eyes are seeing': Joe Rogan: "It's this kind of bullshit way of communicating, that's not authentic. Trump is not polished, but you get a sense of who he is as a human being. There doesn't seem to be a veil. At least you know that he's the guy that is talking. People trust that, way more than they trust someone who is polished but full of shit." John Fetterman: "You're losing politically if you're telling people to not believe what their eyes are seeing" Newsflash: John Fetterman claims Democrats have been losing politically for the last 4 years.
Eric Abbenante12,077,545 views • 1 year ago
Kamala Harris thinks 'the cloud' literally 'exists above us': "No longer are you keeping those private files in some file cabinet. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore up here in this cloud, that exists above us. It's no longer in a physical place." There are physical servers across the world that contribute to the 'cloud' you dolt. Do you want a president who has a Zoolander level of comprehension of technology?
Eric Abbenante12,540,257 views • 1 year ago
![Jon Stewart screams 'OMFG' and is rendered speechless after hearing all 14 steps to apply for 'Build Back Better' funding: Ezra Klein: "We have to issue the notice funding opportunity within 180 days that's step one. Step Two: States who want to participate must submit a letter of intent. After they do that, they can submit a request for up to $5 million in planning grants. Then the NTIA Step Four has to review and approve an award again. States who want to participate must submit that letter of intent. Step three: "They can request up to $5 million in planning grants. Just planning, just planning. Step four : "The requests are reviewed, approved and awarded by the NTIA." States must submit a five year action plan. All 56 had passed through at least step 5, it took more than 3 years. [Step 6] Then the FCC, must publish the broadband data maps before NTIA allocates funds. So having done the no vote. So the letters of intent, the the the request for planning grants, then the review approval and awarding of the planning grants, then the five year action plans in between that the federal government has to put forward a map saying where it thinks we need rural broadband subsidies. And then, of course, the states need an opportunity to challenge the map for accuracy. step seven So then the NTIAhas to use the FCC maps to make allocation decisions. It's hard even to talk about this, man. Step eight is states must submit an initial proposal to the NTIA." Jon Stewart: "But then what was the five year plan and what the fuck did they apply for?" Ezra Klein: "Step nine NTIA must review and approve each state's again initial proposal. By my read, we have had at least two initial proposals here, but that's a different issue. Step ten. States must publish their own map and allow internal challenges to their own map. Step 11 the NTIA must review and improve the challenge results and the final map. So the NCAA has put forward a map. Step 12 states must run a competitive sub granting process." Jon Stewart: "Oh, my fucking God. At step 12. After all this has been done!?" Ezra Klein: "Step 13 States must submit a final proposal. This all all the proposals weren't enough to NTIA. Now that goes to three of 56. Step 14 the NTIA must review and approve the state's final proposal. And that is three of the 56 jurisdictions. And states are there." Jon Stewart: "I'm speechless." Jon just learned why "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help'"](https://image.24vids.com/tw-1905422938352091313/ext_tw_video_thumb/1905422352097140736/pu/img/Geux9C1YL_GG1h3d.jpg)
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Jon Stewart screams 'OMFG' and is rendered speechless after hearing all 14 steps to apply for 'Build Back Better' funding: Ezra Klein: "We have to issue the notice funding opportunity within 180 days that's step one. Step Two: States who want to participate must submit a letter of intent. After they do that, they can submit a request for up to $5 million in planning grants. Then the NTIA Step Four has to review and approve an award again. States who want to participate must submit that letter of intent. Step three: "They can request up to $5 million in planning grants. Just planning, just planning. Step four : "The requests are reviewed, approved and awarded by the NTIA." States must submit a five year action plan. All 56 had passed through at least step 5, it took more than 3 years. [Step 6] Then the FCC, must publish the broadband data maps before NTIA allocates funds. So having done the no vote. So the letters of intent, the the the request for planning grants, then the review approval and awarding of the planning grants, then the five year action plans in between that the federal government has to put forward a map saying where it thinks we need rural broadband subsidies. And then, of course, the states need an opportunity to challenge the map for accuracy. step seven So then the NTIAhas to use the FCC maps to make allocation decisions. It's hard even to talk about this, man. Step eight is states must submit an initial proposal to the NTIA." Jon Stewart: "But then what was the five year plan and what the fuck did they apply for?" Ezra Klein: "Step nine NTIA must review and approve each state's again initial proposal. By my read, we have had at least two initial proposals here, but that's a different issue. Step ten. States must publish their own map and allow internal challenges to their own map. Step 11 the NTIA must review and improve the challenge results and the final map. So the NCAA has put forward a map. Step 12 states must run a competitive sub granting process." Jon Stewart: "Oh, my fucking God. At step 12. After all this has been done!?" Ezra Klein: "Step 13 States must submit a final proposal. This all all the proposals weren't enough to NTIA. Now that goes to three of 56. Step 14 the NTIA must review and approve the state's final proposal. And that is three of the 56 jurisdictions. And states are there." Jon Stewart: "I'm speechless." Jon just learned why "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help'"
Eric Abbenante5,385,666 views • 1 year ago
Megyn Kelly stuns the Bill Maher audience by laying out the facts about transitioning. After they recoil in disgust, Bill Maher corroborates Megyn Kelly 'We are definitely doing that': Megyn Kelly: "What we're doing to our children with this trans insanity. We are chopping off the healthy body parts of young children." Audience: *Recoils in disgust* "Oh god." Megyn Kelly: "100% we are doing that." Bill Maher: "We are definitely doing that. That's what it is. I don't know what the ooing is about." Liberals are more disgusted at hearing the truth, than they are at adults chopping off body parts of children.
Eric Abbenante7,247,318 views • 1 year ago
Bill Maher admits Trump was right about forest management and prevention of fires: Bill Maher: "Remember when we had a fire when Trump was president and he came and he said, you don't rake! We all did jokes about it. We got to get over this thing. I remember when he took ivermectin or something and then ivermectin, which won the Nobel Prize. Just because Trump says it doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. Did he have a point about that? Rick Caruso: "Of Course he did." Did Liberals let the city burn to the ground because they were contrarian to Trump? Of course they did.
Eric Abbenante4,902,291 views • 1 year ago
Ann Coulter stuns the Bill Maher crowd with a simple heuristic: "If it were a white male shooting, we'd know." Maher: "We don't know who did this shooting. The Superbowl shooting" Coulter: "If it were a white man shooting, we'd know." Maher: "You think they're repressing that reporting?" Coulter: "They wouldn't tell us about the transgender woman who shot up the Christian school for what like a year. San Bernadino out here remember the crazy terrorist Muslims? That's when I noticed: They're not telling us who it is. It's not a white male. The longer they go without telling you, it's not a white male" Maher: "We don't officially know. You know, you have super powers" When common sense becomes "super powers" in liberal world 🤣
Eric Abbenante8,480,453 views • 2 years ago
Joe Rogan gives a more damning review of Tony Hinchcliffe's MSG performance than I could possibly imagine: -Joe says Tony is not a celebrity. -Joe would have advised Tony to not do the Puerto Rico joke. -Joe agrees Tony was the wrong comedian for Trump's MSG rally. -Rogan offers comedians up who could have succeeded at MSG like Jimmy Dore, because he is knowledgeable about politics, unlike Tony. -Joe categorizes Tony's comedy as shallow, superficial, and solely appropriate for roasting. "His comedy is all just 'You're a loser'" Joe Biden: 'Don't worry Tony, I'm about to throw Kamala's campaign in the trash' Luckily for Republicans, Joe Biden hates Kamala Harris more than he loves his own party.
Eric Abbenante5,540,466 views • 1 year ago
Kamala Harris and the moderators attempted to gotcha Trump by mentioning his negotiations with the Taliban. Trump's response was an epic moment: "The Taliban was killing our soldiers, with snipers. Abdul, the head of the Taliban, and I told Abdul 'Don't do it anymore, if you do it anymore you're going to have problems.' He said 'Why do you send me a picture of my house?' I said 'You're going to have to figure that out Abdul' For 18 months, we didn't have anyone killed. We wouldn't have lost the soldiers, we wouldn't have left many Americans behind, and we wouldn't have left 85 billion dollars of brand new beautiful military equipment behind." Kamala Harris has been coached to act like she is amused at Donald Trump's answers to 'seem strong'. She was so upset by his powerful answer that her smug look was wiped right off of her face.
Eric Abbenante5,885,339 views • 1 year ago
Clay Travis gets audible gasps from University of Chicago audience after he declares that men view Democrats as 'pussies': Daniel Cox: "Young men have not become much more conservative, at least according to Gallup, but they have become more Republican. They're still well, to the left of their, dads and grandfathers when it comes to that stuff. There's something about Trump that was attractive and then there's something about the Democratic Party, at least in its current manifestation, that was repellent." Magdalene Taylor: "I was really struck by you saying especially that, you know, even even if they are more likely to identify as Republicans, they're still far more liberal than, the men of generations before them." Hannah Rosin: "What is it that we're missing?" Clay Travis: Who is the most masculine Democrat right now in America? Mayor, Pete." Rosin: "But Trump's like a grandpa." Travis: "Trump took a bullet in his ear and immediately stood up and said, fight, fight, fight. Every man in America and most of the women out here were impressed by that. Even if the women won't admit it. Democrats for men are pussies. There are no masculine men in the Democrat Party right now." A shocking result after the Democrat party incentivized castration of males.
Eric Abbenante4,164,441 views • 1 year ago
![Megyn Kelly exhibits how to debate mainstream media talking points regarding Trump's verdict: Dan Abrams: "There's wrongdoing here." MK: "What was it?" DA: "Paying 130k to a porn star to keep her quiet." MK: "That's not illegal." DA: "When you're doing it to protect the campaign, and you are spending money on it, you are now crossing the line into legal problems." MK: "Absolutely not correct on every level." DA: "When you're doing it to protect your campaign, it is [illegal]. MK: "What law are you citing?" DA: "Campaign finance laws." MK: "Wrong, you don't know what you're talking about. It does not amount to a campaign contribution if it is the kind of payment that could ever be made outside of the campaign context. There's been Supreme Court precedent on this." The 'crime' was that Trump beat Hillary and interrupted the 'peaceful transfer of power' between Obama and Hillary.](https://image.24vids.com/tw-1797303674290487788/ext_tw_video_thumb/1797302131852005376/pu/img/E_S6rXWeIeEnt3ey.jpg)
Megyn Kelly exhibits how to debate mainstream media talking points regarding Trump's verdict: Dan Abrams: "There's wrongdoing here." MK: "What was it?" DA: "Paying 130k to a porn star to keep her quiet." MK: "That's not illegal." DA: "When you're doing it to protect the campaign, and you are spending money on it, you are now crossing the line into legal problems." MK: "Absolutely not correct on every level." DA: "When you're doing it to protect your campaign, it is [illegal]. MK: "What law are you citing?" DA: "Campaign finance laws." MK: "Wrong, you don't know what you're talking about. It does not amount to a campaign contribution if it is the kind of payment that could ever be made outside of the campaign context. There's been Supreme Court precedent on this." The 'crime' was that Trump beat Hillary and interrupted the 'peaceful transfer of power' between Obama and Hillary.
Eric Abbenante6,071,784 views • 2 years ago
Bill Maher genuinely does not know how to react to Kid Rock praising Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl Halftime performance for 'excluding' all races but black people: Kid Rock: "This was the epitome of DEI, epitome of DEI blowing up. Kendrick Lamar goes out there, and turns DEI into an IED. All Black people, the most exclusive thing ever. I'm like fuck yeah, that's awesome. I'm laughing my ass off." The 'reverse racism' joke went over Bill's head.
Eric Abbenante3,830,354 views • 1 year ago
Bret Stephens asks Stephanie Ruhle why Kamala Harris has not done interviews and stated clearly what her policy positions are. Ruhle responds that 'We don't live in Nirvana': Bret Stephens: "I'm an undecided voter. I'm not sure I want to vote for Kamala. My fear is that she doesn't really have a very good command of what she wants to do as president. It would be great for her to sit down with you, or George Stephanopoulos, or you Stephanie. It's not too much to ask Kamala 'Are you for a Palestinian state, if Hamas is going to run that state?'" Stephanie Ruhle: "If you don't like her answer, are you going to vote for Trump? Kamala Harris is not running for perfect, she is running against Trump. We have two choices. There are some things that you might not know her answer too. In 2024, we know exactly what Trump will do, who he is, and the kind of threat he is to democracy." Bret Stephens: "The problem that a lot of people have with Kamala is that we don't know her answer to anything." Ruhle: "But you know his answer to everything." Stephens: "People also are expected to have some idea of what the program that you're supposed to vote for. I don't think it's a lot to ask for her to sit down for a real interview." Ruhle: "When you move to Nirvana, I'll be your next door neighbor. We don't live there." Stephanie Ruhle thinks it's 'utopian' to demand Kamala Harris go through the process that every other candidate for president has gone through, a public vetting process. Turns out, Stephanie Ruhle and her ilk are the true 'threats to democracy'.
Eric Abbenante4,848,201 views • 1 year ago
Blistering ending monologue from Bill Maher as he torches LA Mayor Karen Bass 'Nero who fiddled in Ghana as LA burns': "Axios ran a story on how getting the water out of the hydrants in Pacific Palisades was more complicated than it seems. I'm sure it's very complicated. That's why I pay 13% of my income in the state every year to people who I assume were working on things like this. LA's mayor, Karen Bass, the Nero of American politics, was fiddling in Ghana while the city burned. and later . I've heard people say, do you want to pay more taxes to fund this? No, I want you to use the exorbitant taxes you already collect to prioritize it." Any Democrat who thinks they need to raise taxes in response to the LA fires truly has Stockholm Syndrome.
Eric Abbenante3,840,646 views • 1 year ago
This focus group of Wisconsin women was just brutal for Kamala Harris. Elise Jordan asks when there will be a woman president 'When there is a competent one': Elise Jordan: "How do you perceive VP Harris compared to President Biden in terms of competency and experience?" Focus Group: "I think she's worse." "She doesn't even know what's going on at the border. That's what she was supposed to be doing." Elise Jordan: "Is there anyone that Kamala Harris could appoint as her VP that you would find reassuring?" Focus Group: "I would never consider voting for her. I would consider RFK Jr way before voting for her." Elise Jordan: "When do you think America will have a female president?" Focus Group: "When there is a competent one." "I don't get a good feel for her." "I think she's an idiot." Elise Jordan: "Why do you think she's not that bright?" Focus Group: "Because she hasn't done anything in the time that she's had. She's not real smart." When average women in Wisconsin look at Kamala Harris they don't think 'Future 1st Female President of the United States' they think 'Idiot'.
Eric Abbenante5,191,209 views • 1 year ago