
Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante • 134,991 subscribers
Comedian Producer Documentarian. Husband to @lovelilahart Host of God Bless America Weekdays 8pm CST (Link below)
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Neil Degrasse Tyson criticizes Elon's plan to go to Mars: Maher: "Can Elon Musk realistically send humans to Mars?" NDT: "I have strong views on that: For him just say 'Let's go to Mars because it's the next thing to do.' What does that venture capitalist meeting look like?: Elon what do you want to do? 'Go to Mars' How much will it cost? '1 trillion dollars' What's the return on investment? 'Nothing' That's a 5 minute meeting." Thank you guy who plays scientist on TV.
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Pod Save America says if the stakes are high enough, you can use the word 'F*ggot' "Do I think it's great if a boss calls an employee a 'f*ggot? The stakes are too high. There's not a gay guy from Austin to underneath the docks in Provincetown who wouldn't be happily called a c*m guzzling f*g to have a Democratic Senate. Just a mincing butt munching pirate. You may call us whatever the f*ck you want if you win this seat" The stakes are high: Upholding the 1st amendment
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EVERY CNN panelist agreed that the Cenk Uygur produced Abdul El Sayed ad is harming Abdual citizen's chances: Michael Smerconish: "This must be a mike Rogers commercial. Did anybody else have that reaction?" Van Jones: "This is a very dangerous ad, because what it does is it suggests that the reason that people can't pay for things in the grocery store bananas. But bananas is because of, you know, the United States is giving all this money to Israel. We give a very small amount of money to Israel compared to all the other foreign assistance that we do. But you're picking out the Jewish state, and you're pointing to the Jewish state. And of all of the we spend money in Qatar, we spend money all around the world. But you're going to say, because of the Jewish state, that's why you're suffering. Listen, when that happens, when you start getting people riled up and you've seen this all through the last century against Jews and blaming Jews for all your problems, you're headed down a dark pathway." Smerconish: "Surely it's intended to help Mike Rogers because others will also be repulsed by it." Scott Jennings: "It's economic incoherence wrapped up in anti-Semitism, so it's sort of par for the course." Joanna Coles: "I find myself in agreement with Scott Jennings. This is not a great ad, and it's almost as bad as Vivek Ramaswami ad using Amy Acton's estranged mother." Thank you Cenk Uygur for your contribution to the Mike Rogers campaign. The Turkish Ralph Wiggum 'I'm helping'
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Epic Adam Carolla rant from a hotel after the LA wildfires forced to evacuate from his home, where he predicts Hollywood leftists will be so frustrated by the rebuild effort that they will not vote Democrat: "You guys all voted for Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles. You all voted for Gavin Newsom, and now you fucking get what you get. now that your house is on fire. So here's what's going to happen. All these people who are deep blue Democrats are now going to have to pull a permit to rebuild, and they're going to get the 28 year old bitch from the Coastal Commission telling them to go fuck off and then they're going to vote for Trump or whoever's Trumpian next. When they start getting the regulation, they're going to go nuts. And when they start running into the bureaucracy and the red tape, they're going to start going nuts and they're going to vote for Rick Caruso next time. They're going to find out they're going to get bit by their own snake. They're going to convert. I am telling you, these are the bluest people on the planet and they're going to be fucking rip shit pissed when the City and the Coastal Commission tell them to fuck off. We're going to have to restructure the whole thing because we can't have nine angry lesbians controlling everything that goes on in Malibu, the Palisades and Santa monica." This is why Californians pay the highest taxes: So that their government can completely fail them in their time of need.
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John Fetterman eventually admits to Joe Rogan that Democrats' 'Border Bill' merely converted illegal immigrants into legal immigrants, rather than preventing illegal immigration: John Fetterman: "I've never witnessed those kinds of a thing." [Illegals voting] I don't think there's that level kinds of organization." Joe Rogan: "But there is an organization that's moving these people [illegals] to swing states. There's a significant number of these people that are illegal immigrants that have made their way to swing states. And then there's been calls for amnesty. There's been calls for allowing these people to have a pathway to citizenship and allow them to vote. The fear that a lot of people have is that this is a coordinated effort to take these people that you're allowing to come into the country, then you're providing them with all sorts of services like food stamps and housing and setting them up and then providing a pathway to amnesty. And then you would have voters that would be significantly voting towards the Democrats because they're the people that enabled them to come into the country in the first place, first place and provided them with those services. This is a big fear that people have and that you're rigging this system and that this will turn all these states into essentially locked blue like California is." John Fetterman: "Well, you know, it's what immigration's always going to be a tough issue in our nation. I voted for for the border deal and that and that went down. They had an opportunity to do a comprehensive border bipartisan and that went down because Trump he declared that that that's that's a bad deal after it was negotiated with with the other side." Joe Rogan: "But was didn't that deal also involved amnesty and didn't that deal also involve a significant number of illegal aliens being allowed into the country every year? I think it was 2 million people. So still the same sort of situation. And their fear is exactly what I talked about, that these people will be moved to swing states and that that will be used to essentially rig those states and turn them blue forever." John Fetterman: "Undeniably, immigration is changing our nation. And I think it's generally for a good." Joe Rogan: 'Democrats are importing illegals into swing states to rig elections' John Fetterman: 'Immigration is changing our nation, and I think it's generally for a good' Look at Fetterman and Rogan agreeing
Eric Abbenante17,617,810 просмотров • 2 лет назад

Megyn Kelly defends Shane Gillis' SNL monologue about 'women dressing like whores' at the gym: "So he went out there and he made a comment about women looking like prostitutes at the gym with their teeny weeny bikini outfits that try to pass for clothing. I have seen this. If you go to gyms, you have seen this and it is ridiculous. I do feel like I have a leg to stand on here. As a former actually quite serious aerobics instructor. This is not how people dressed. And it was, you know, late 80s into the 2000 when I was doing it. It's right in your face. Like cover up. If you want to be an OnlyFans model, go on OnlyFans and start charging for it. So he made a joke out of it. And you know what? He's lucky that it was a joke. I mean, as you can hear from my own commentary, I'm far less kind about it. They do look like prostitutes 100%. It's a no brainer. Why are these people pretending that they're so offended by what he said when it's true?" Women stating 'I'll show him!'. That's the point, you're showing too much
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Bill Maher waits until after the show (Overtime) to admit that the Liz Cheney scandal was a bogus lie orchestrated by the liberal media: Bill Maher: "I woke up to the headline 'Donald Trump had called for a firing squad for Liz Cheney' This is what I really don't like about the media: No he didn't. Just don't lie to me." 'Don't lie to me' That's what the mainstream media is for, Bill.
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In a baffling admission, CNN admits that removing noncitizens from the voter rolls in Virginia is a 'win for the Republicans': "A court divided across partisan lines, siding with Republicans." CNN admitting what we already knew: Democrats benefit, if not rely, upon fraudulent votes from noncitizens. CNN tomorrow: 'Did you know the strippers actually don't like you, they just want your money?'
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John Fetterman with a simple heuristic: 'You're losing politically if you're telling people to not believe what their eyes are seeing': Joe Rogan: "It's this kind of bullshit way of communicating, that's not authentic. Trump is not polished, but you get a sense of who he is as a human being. There doesn't seem to be a veil. At least you know that he's the guy that is talking. People trust that, way more than they trust someone who is polished but full of shit." John Fetterman: "You're losing politically if you're telling people to not believe what their eyes are seeing" Newsflash: John Fetterman claims Democrats have been losing politically for the last 4 years.
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Stephen A Smith stuns the Bill Maher crowd into silence as he articulates how Democrats have no one left fighting for the American people: SAS: "The man was impeached twice, he was convicted on 34 felony counts. The American people still said 'He's closer to normal than what we're seeing on the left.' He's saying 'I kept my promise' Then you turn around and look at the left and you say 'What promises did you keep?' What voter can look at the Democrat party and say 'There's a voice for us, somebody who speaks for us, that goes up on Capitol Hill and fights the fights that we want them fighting on our behalf. They didn't do that. That's why their behinds are home, and that man is back in the White House. He's doing what he said he was going to do." The American people said 'We'll take the supposed 'felon' over the woman who is telling us men can get pregnant'
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Kamala Harris thinks 'the cloud' literally 'exists above us': "No longer are you keeping those private files in some file cabinet. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore up here in this cloud, that exists above us. It's no longer in a physical place." There are physical servers across the world that contribute to the 'cloud' you dolt. Do you want a president who has a Zoolander level of comprehension of technology?
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Megyn Kelly gives Alex Cooper 'Call Her Daddy' host the moniker 'Jane Hoe' after performatively asking 'How did we get here' in reference to the Cornell 7 case: Alex Cooper: "More than 1 in 5 women have experienced rape, 1 in 5 women. So every single one of us knows a Jane Doe. Many of us are Jane Doe. " Megyn Kelly: "She's a Jane hoe. This is a performance that we're witnessing here. Alex Cooper on her show not so long ago. It was 2019. Had a little chat with her then co-host about a night of group sex that her friend engaged in. e got here thanks to you and your filthy pig mouth. That's how we got here. You became very influential and very rich off of that disgusting whore talk. That's what you are to me." Too many people in media when they hear 'Jane Doe', hear 'Cha-ching' and want to get that 'Jane Dough'
Eric Abbenante307,300 просмотров • 28 дней назад

Haley Stevens doubles down on her endorsement of Mike Rogers over Abdul El Sayed. She reveals her own mother voted for Mike Rogers: Haley Stevens: "My name is Haley Stevens. I'm a proud Democrat, and I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate. Even my own mother cast her vote for Mike Rogers. Abdul made very clear that I was not welcome in his campaign, that he didn't need me there, that he didn't want me there. And at some point, you got to look at who's standing for country." Thank you Cenk Uygur and Hasan Piker for your contribution to the Republican party.
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Megyn Kelly stuns the Bill Maher audience by laying out the facts about transitioning. After they recoil in disgust, Bill Maher corroborates Megyn Kelly 'We are definitely doing that': Megyn Kelly: "What we're doing to our children with this trans insanity. We are chopping off the healthy body parts of young children." Audience: *Recoils in disgust* "Oh god." Megyn Kelly: "100% we are doing that." Bill Maher: "We are definitely doing that. That's what it is. I don't know what the ooing is about." Liberals are more disgusted at hearing the truth, than they are at adults chopping off body parts of children.
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Ann Coulter stuns the Bill Maher crowd with a simple heuristic: "If it were a white male shooting, we'd know." Maher: "We don't know who did this shooting. The Superbowl shooting" Coulter: "If it were a white man shooting, we'd know." Maher: "You think they're repressing that reporting?" Coulter: "They wouldn't tell us about the transgender woman who shot up the Christian school for what like a year. San Bernadino out here remember the crazy terrorist Muslims? That's when I noticed: They're not telling us who it is. It's not a white male. The longer they go without telling you, it's not a white male" Maher: "We don't officially know. You know, you have super powers" When common sense becomes "super powers" in liberal world 🤣
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Joe Rogan gives a more damning review of Tony Hinchcliffe's MSG performance than I could possibly imagine: -Joe says Tony is not a celebrity. -Joe would have advised Tony to not do the Puerto Rico joke. -Joe agrees Tony was the wrong comedian for Trump's MSG rally. -Rogan offers comedians up who could have succeeded at MSG like Jimmy Dore, because he is knowledgeable about politics, unlike Tony. -Joe categorizes Tony's comedy as shallow, superficial, and solely appropriate for roasting. "His comedy is all just 'You're a loser'" Joe Biden: 'Don't worry Tony, I'm about to throw Kamala's campaign in the trash' Luckily for Republicans, Joe Biden hates Kamala Harris more than he loves his own party.
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Bill Maher admits Trump was right about forest management and prevention of fires: Bill Maher: "Remember when we had a fire when Trump was president and he came and he said, you don't rake! We all did jokes about it. We got to get over this thing. I remember when he took ivermectin or something and then ivermectin, which won the Nobel Prize. Just because Trump says it doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. Did he have a point about that? Rick Caruso: "Of Course he did." Did Liberals let the city burn to the ground because they were contrarian to Trump? Of course they did.
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Kamala Harris and the moderators attempted to gotcha Trump by mentioning his negotiations with the Taliban. Trump's response was an epic moment: "The Taliban was killing our soldiers, with snipers. Abdul, the head of the Taliban, and I told Abdul 'Don't do it anymore, if you do it anymore you're going to have problems.' He said 'Why do you send me a picture of my house?' I said 'You're going to have to figure that out Abdul' For 18 months, we didn't have anyone killed. We wouldn't have lost the soldiers, we wouldn't have left many Americans behind, and we wouldn't have left 85 billion dollars of brand new beautiful military equipment behind." Kamala Harris has been coached to act like she is amused at Donald Trump's answers to 'seem strong'. She was so upset by his powerful answer that her smug look was wiped right off of her face.
Eric Abbenante5,885,753 просмотров • 2 лет назад

Megyn Kelly exhibits how to debate mainstream media talking points regarding Trump's verdict: Dan Abrams: "There's wrongdoing here." MK: "What was it?" DA: "Paying 130k to a porn star to keep her quiet." MK: "That's not illegal." DA: "When you're doing it to protect the campaign, and you are spending money on it, you are now crossing the line into legal problems." MK: "Absolutely not correct on every level." DA: "When you're doing it to protect your campaign, it is [illegal]. MK: "What law are you citing?" DA: "Campaign finance laws." MK: "Wrong, you don't know what you're talking about. It does not amount to a campaign contribution if it is the kind of payment that could ever be made outside of the campaign context. There's been Supreme Court precedent on this." The 'crime' was that Trump beat Hillary and interrupted the 'peaceful transfer of power' between Obama and Hillary.
Eric Abbenante6,072,643 просмотров • 2 лет назад