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The Bramley Moore Sewage Works Arena flooded today, after the rain The place is falling apart already and they haven't even moved in🤦‍♂️ The Blues will have to bring their own sand bag each next winter 😂 £19.95 in the club shop

The Bramley Moore Sewage Works Arena flooded today, after the rain The place is falling apart already and they haven't even moved in🤦‍♂️ The Blues will have to bring their own sand bag each next winter 😂 £19.95 in the club shop

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FT Everton 0-2 Bournemouth Everton drop out the FA Cup. They will now reach the '30 years without a trophy' milestone at the end of this season 🥳🥳🥳 In the same week Liverpool made it to another cup final ⚽️🏆

FT Everton 0-2 Bournemouth Everton drop out the FA Cup. They will now reach the '30 years without a trophy' milestone at the end of this season 🥳🥳🥳 In the same week Liverpool made it to another cup final ⚽️🏆

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Man City’s parade/celebration…What the fuck is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 tin pot club

Man City’s parade/celebration…What the fuck is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 tin pot club

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Their heads have finally gone. Suing the Premier league now for PTSD 👀👀👀😂😂😂😂😂

Their heads have finally gone. Suing the Premier league now for PTSD 👀👀👀😂😂😂😂😂

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Footage has emerged of Evertonians storming the new Sports Direct in Rhyl earlier today This morning was the release day for the limited edition 'Lonsdale shadow' which commemorates Evertons 1995 FA Cup final win. Supporters were clearly not happy to wait 🤷‍♂️

Footage has emerged of Evertonians storming the new Sports Direct in Rhyl earlier today This morning was the release day for the limited edition 'Lonsdale shadow' which commemorates Evertons 1995 FA Cup final win. Supporters were clearly not happy to wait 🤷‍♂️

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Why is a naked Everton daa dressed as a suitcase outside Bramley Moore? What’s up with them?

Why is a naked Everton daa dressed as a suitcase outside Bramley Moore? What’s up with them?

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“European nights” 😂😂😂😂😂

“European nights” 😂😂😂😂😂

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If ever a video summed up Everton…..

If ever a video summed up Everton…..

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Me listening to Everton spaces tonight

Me listening to Everton spaces tonight

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What’s he on about Everton should be winning stuff? One good season in the 80’s 🤣🤣🤣 His waist was 34 inches the last time they won anything

What’s he on about Everton should be winning stuff? One good season in the 80’s 🤣🤣🤣 His waist was 34 inches the last time they won anything

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Everton have been selling season tickets for seats that don't exist 😂🤦‍♂️ Cathy paid £3000 for tickets to be told the seat doesn't exist and had to sit on a concrete step The club have said they are looking into it and will let her know soon 🤦‍♂️
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Everton have been selling season tickets for seats that don't exist 😂🤦‍♂️ Cathy paid £3000 for tickets to be told the seat doesn't exist and had to sit on a concrete step The club have said they are looking into it and will let her know soon 🤦‍♂️

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That went well…..
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That went well…..

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839,339 views • 3 years ago

The people from the 'People's club' Lovely bunch aren't they 😂😂😂
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The people from the 'People's club' Lovely bunch aren't they 😂😂😂

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119,101 views • 6 months ago

“We’re coming for you Premier League, you picked on the wrong club…….” Everton daas…
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“We’re coming for you Premier League, you picked on the wrong club…….” Everton daas…

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451,548 views • 2 years ago

D-DAY BLUES #efc #everton #relegation #PremierLeague
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D-DAY BLUES #efc #everton #relegation #PremierLeague

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476,284 views • 3 years ago

EVERTON WARS
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EVERTON WARS

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414,781 views • 2 years ago

Night blues 👋🏻
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Night blues 👋🏻

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184,836 views • 1 year ago

Breaking news🚨 It’s official - after much deliberation after the test events, blue tomato sauce, bridges breaking, Sandhills fucked, Everton have decided on a name for Bramley Moore. “The Dick Stadium” opens this summer, season tickets only £19.95, Lonsdales optional 👍👍👍
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Breaking news🚨 It’s official - after much deliberation after the test events, blue tomato sauce, bridges breaking, Sandhills fucked, Everton have decided on a name for Bramley Moore. “The Dick Stadium” opens this summer, season tickets only £19.95, Lonsdales optional 👍👍👍

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214,421 views • 1 year ago

Thousands of empty seats, £19.95 hotdogs “build it and we will fill it” they said, booing mascots, public transport stoppage time, players with head injuries, corner flags, pigeons, another home defeat, Moyes ball. Happy Christmas Blues. Welcome to The Rhyl Dickinson Stadium 🥳
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Thousands of empty seats, £19.95 hotdogs “build it and we will fill it” they said, booing mascots, public transport stoppage time, players with head injuries, corner flags, pigeons, another home defeat, Moyes ball. Happy Christmas Blues. Welcome to The Rhyl Dickinson Stadium 🥳

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74,570 views • 10 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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136,926 views • 1 year ago

Suns out, Live DJ on now in The Brick
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Suns out, Live DJ on now in The Brick

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93,036 views • 1 year ago

Morning Boos. You have a day to learn the new David Moyes song. It may confuse you, as this 22 year old angry Rhyl Rocker mentions the champions league, and winning the league 🤣🤣🤣👀👀 Could be a Eurovision entry, but the blues don’t do Europe either ! Nil Win Nil Points
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Morning Boos. You have a day to learn the new David Moyes song. It may confuse you, as this 22 year old angry Rhyl Rocker mentions the champions league, and winning the league 🤣🤣🤣👀👀 Could be a Eurovision entry, but the blues don’t do Europe either ! Nil Win Nil Points

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81,299 views • 1 year ago

HMS Toffee just doing a pick up in Llandudno. Other stops at Colwyn Bay, Rhyl and Wallasey. £2 return. Upon entry, your bank card will be debited £19.95 and £17.95 refunded when Everton feel like.
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HMS Toffee just doing a pick up in Llandudno. Other stops at Colwyn Bay, Rhyl and Wallasey. £2 return. Upon entry, your bank card will be debited £19.95 and £17.95 refunded when Everton feel like.

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57,608 views • 1 year ago

“Lads, we’re getting another 10 point deduction tomorrow” “Fuck it, dance like it’s 1995” #everton #efc
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“Lads, we’re getting another 10 point deduction tomorrow” “Fuck it, dance like it’s 1995” #everton #efc

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79,644 views • 2 years ago

Derby weekend is almost here The blues seem confident 😂😂😂 Five and a half minutes of pure drivel, here’s the first minute. “I’m tellin you know”
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Derby weekend is almost here The blues seem confident 😂😂😂 Five and a half minutes of pure drivel, here’s the first minute. “I’m tellin you know”

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33,229 views • 1 year ago

Another trophy slips thru their fingers! There’s always next year 👍👀
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Another trophy slips thru their fingers! There’s always next year 👍👀

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31,148 views • 1 year ago

Afternoon Blues 👋🏻 👋🏻
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Afternoon Blues 👋🏻 👋🏻

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25,170 views • 1 year ago