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Look at me, Lois. I'm Roo!

Look at me, Lois. I'm Roo!

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"Um, hi? Can I help you?" "Yeah, some company hired me to stand next to you all day, so you'd look better by comparison."

"Um, hi? Can I help you?" "Yeah, some company hired me to stand next to you all day, so you'd look better by comparison."

464,835 views

"Hey, You guys want tomorrow's Biology test?" "Whoa! How'd you get that?" "I spent the night with Mr. Burler."

"Hey, You guys want tomorrow's Biology test?" "Whoa! How'd you get that?" "I spent the night with Mr. Burler."

611,468 views

"Stewie, I guess I'm not gonna be here to see you become a man." "Yes. I think we all know what that's going to be like..."

"Stewie, I guess I'm not gonna be here to see you become a man." "Yes. I think we all know what that's going to be like..."

613,069 views

If I blow this, I'm gonna have to go back to my old job at the electric company...

If I blow this, I'm gonna have to go back to my old job at the electric company...

254,835 views

"How was your shower?" "I tell you, all of the rumours about dropping the soap are true..."

"How was your shower?" "I tell you, all of the rumours about dropping the soap are true..."

324,968 views

"You could get a part-time job." "Yeah, I had one when I was in high school!"

"You could get a part-time job." "Yeah, I had one when I was in high school!"

244,885 views

I rented those for Peter! He got banned from the video store for taping over their movies.

I rented those for Peter! He got banned from the video store for taping over their movies.

244,712 views

"Why are you acting like this? Nigel's charming. All British men are!" "Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli..."

"Why are you acting like this? Nigel's charming. All British men are!" "Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli..."

130,288 views

Believe me, Chris. You don't want to mess with drugs. I tried 'em once. Big mistake! Things got way too real...

Believe me, Chris. You don't want to mess with drugs. I tried 'em once. Big mistake! Things got way too real...

158,992 views

Boy, Stewie's more wound up than dad was that time he took steroids!

Boy, Stewie's more wound up than dad was that time he took steroids!

83,892 views

"They're messing with my shows!" "Come to think of it, there was something very different about that Honeymooners episode I watched today..."

"They're messing with my shows!" "Come to think of it, there was something very different about that Honeymooners episode I watched today..."

68,169 views

Trust me, Chris. Sometimes it's better not to fit in!

Trust me, Chris. Sometimes it's better not to fit in!

144,632 views

"Ah, Children love a good bedtime story from the Bible." "Yes, charming. Like when God told Abraham to kill Isaac."

"Ah, Children love a good bedtime story from the Bible." "Yes, charming. Like when God told Abraham to kill Isaac."

127,713 views

Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?

Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?

107,675 views

Oh, God, kill me now...

Oh, God, kill me now...

160,244 views

I wonder what Scooby and the gang are up to right now...

I wonder what Scooby and the gang are up to right now...

96,411 views

Some day...

Some day...

139,043 views

"Maybe it is time for me to get a job." "Yeah, too bad you always blow it in the interview..."

"Maybe it is time for me to get a job." "Yeah, too bad you always blow it in the interview..."

73,461 views

Oh, man! They got these little plastic disc guns! Aw, I haven't seen one of these since Cleveland's wedding.

Oh, man! They got these little plastic disc guns! Aw, I haven't seen one of these since Cleveland's wedding.

66,428 views

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"Are you sure he can't see me?" "Absolutely, Chris. You're 100 percent safe." "Okay, that's him. Number six..." "Hi. Uh, Excuse me, you guys. Yeah, I'm here to pick up my son, Chris Griffin. Uh, He's here to finger the guy who held up that convenience store."
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"Are you sure he can't see me?" "Absolutely, Chris. You're 100 percent safe." "Okay, that's him. Number six..." "Hi. Uh, Excuse me, you guys. Yeah, I'm here to pick up my son, Chris Griffin. Uh, He's here to finger the guy who held up that convenience store."

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889,331 views • 6 months ago

"Where are we?" "This is Quahog, Brian! Same year, same time. But in this universe, Christianity never existed. Which means the Dark Ages of scientific repression never occurred and thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced."
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"Where are we?" "This is Quahog, Brian! Same year, same time. But in this universe, Christianity never existed. Which means the Dark Ages of scientific repression never occurred and thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced."

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528,822 views • 4 months ago

We now return to Breaking Bad...
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We now return to Breaking Bad...

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843,443 views • 6 months ago

"Hey, honk the horn." "Oh, hi, Peter." "Ram her..." "What!?" "I said ram her! Now shoot her tires out..."
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"Hey, honk the horn." "Oh, hi, Peter." "Ram her..." "What!?" "I said ram her! Now shoot her tires out..."

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354,474 views • 8 months ago

So, Lois is seeing old boyfriends, huh? Well, two can play at that game! I just gotta find my little black book...
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So, Lois is seeing old boyfriends, huh? Well, two can play at that game! I just gotta find my little black book...

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251,392 views • 7 months ago

Now the left TV is tuned to Frasier, the right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm giving you 10,000 volts.
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Now the left TV is tuned to Frasier, the right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm giving you 10,000 volts.

Family Guy Cuts

125,939 views • 4 months ago

Great news, everybody. Democracy just kicked in!
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Great news, everybody. Democracy just kicked in!

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145,724 views • 4 months ago

Peter, listen, without death, the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive!
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Peter, listen, without death, the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive!

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161,163 views • 6 months ago

Previously on Family Guy...
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Previously on Family Guy...

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170,074 views • 6 months ago

'I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic..."
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'I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic..."

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165,382 views • 6 months ago

"What the hell is her problem?" "Frosty, let it go!" "Just a second, just a second!"
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"What the hell is her problem?" "Frosty, let it go!" "Just a second, just a second!"

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208,036 views • 9 months ago

I'm Stewie Griffin! And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog!
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I'm Stewie Griffin! And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog!

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126,186 views • 5 months ago

Looks like he's going to have to repeat the Fourth Grade, Mrs Griffin...
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Looks like he's going to have to repeat the Fourth Grade, Mrs Griffin...

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111,855 views • 5 months ago

Hey! I guess there was some magic in that old silk hat! Merry Christmas! *SMACK* What the hell is her problem!?
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Hey! I guess there was some magic in that old silk hat! Merry Christmas! *SMACK* What the hell is her problem!?

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70,060 views • 3 months ago

"Holy crap! Do you see what I see?" "I'm afraid I do!" "We're being chased by ghosts!"
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"Holy crap! Do you see what I see?" "I'm afraid I do!" "We're being chased by ghosts!"

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87,595 views • 5 months ago

Yeah, the new owners gave everyone raises! Even Kenneth, the badass mail clerk with a heart of gold.
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Yeah, the new owners gave everyone raises! Even Kenneth, the badass mail clerk with a heart of gold.

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92,031 views • 6 months ago

"Oh, man! I've lost all faith in mankind..." "Music is dead to me now!"
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"Oh, man! I've lost all faith in mankind..." "Music is dead to me now!"

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51,116 views • 3 months ago

And here's where we produce our in-studio celebrity interviews. I just did one with Dustin Hoffman. He's almost impossible to book, but we got him!
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And here's where we produce our in-studio celebrity interviews. I just did one with Dustin Hoffman. He's almost impossible to book, but we got him!

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103,131 views • 7 months ago

We now return to Jack Black in The Unconventional Butler!
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We now return to Jack Black in The Unconventional Butler!

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72,555 views • 5 months ago

"This van has the latest in law-enforcement technology." "Hey, Let me try." 'Cleveland, don't!" "Minority suspect! Minority suspect!"
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"This van has the latest in law-enforcement technology." "Hey, Let me try." 'Cleveland, don't!" "Minority suspect! Minority suspect!"

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121,563 views • 11 months ago