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"Wow! Lois Griffin! I love your act. Nice melons..." "Listen, pal-" "Peter, I'm holding melons!"

"Wow! Lois Griffin! I love your act. Nice melons..." "Listen, pal-" "Peter, I'm holding melons!"

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Look at me, Lois. I'm Roo!

Look at me, Lois. I'm Roo!

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"Um, hi? Can I help you?" "Yeah, some company hired me to stand next to you all day, so you'd look better by comparison."

"Um, hi? Can I help you?" "Yeah, some company hired me to stand next to you all day, so you'd look better by comparison."

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"Hey, You guys want tomorrow's Biology test?" "Whoa! How'd you get that?" "I spent the night with Mr. Burler."

"Hey, You guys want tomorrow's Biology test?" "Whoa! How'd you get that?" "I spent the night with Mr. Burler."

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Mom, you can't get a job! The last time you left Dad home alone, he turned the house into a giant puppet.

Mom, you can't get a job! The last time you left Dad home alone, he turned the house into a giant puppet.

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"Stewie, I guess I'm not gonna be here to see you become a man." "Yes. I think we all know what that's going to be like..."

"Stewie, I guess I'm not gonna be here to see you become a man." "Yes. I think we all know what that's going to be like..."

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If I blow this, I'm gonna have to go back to my old job at the electric company...

If I blow this, I'm gonna have to go back to my old job at the electric company...

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"How was your shower?" "I tell you, all of the rumours about dropping the soap are true..."

"How was your shower?" "I tell you, all of the rumours about dropping the soap are true..."

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"There is no just cause for an invasion of Iraq!" "Well, that may be. But what we're all forgetting is... anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay!"

"There is no just cause for an invasion of Iraq!" "Well, that may be. But what we're all forgetting is... anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay!"

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"You could get a part-time job." "Yeah, I had one when I was in high school!"

"You could get a part-time job." "Yeah, I had one when I was in high school!"

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"They're messing with my shows!" "Come to think of it, there was something very different about that Honeymooners episode I watched today..."

"They're messing with my shows!" "Come to think of it, there was something very different about that Honeymooners episode I watched today..."

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I rented those for Peter! He got banned from the video store for taping over their movies.

I rented those for Peter! He got banned from the video store for taping over their movies.

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"Why are you acting like this? Nigel's charming. All British men are!" "Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli..."

"Why are you acting like this? Nigel's charming. All British men are!" "Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli..."

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Boy, Stewie's more wound up than dad was that time he took steroids!

Boy, Stewie's more wound up than dad was that time he took steroids!

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Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?

Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?

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"Ah, Children love a good bedtime story from the Bible." "Yes, charming. Like when God told Abraham to kill Isaac."

"Ah, Children love a good bedtime story from the Bible." "Yes, charming. Like when God told Abraham to kill Isaac."

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Trust me, Chris. Sometimes it's better not to fit in!

Trust me, Chris. Sometimes it's better not to fit in!

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Believe me, Chris. You don't want to mess with drugs. I tried 'em once. Big mistake! Things got way too real...

Believe me, Chris. You don't want to mess with drugs. I tried 'em once. Big mistake! Things got way too real...

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Oh, God, kill me now...

Oh, God, kill me now...

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I wonder what Scooby and the gang are up to right now...

I wonder what Scooby and the gang are up to right now...

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"Why won't you let me get laser surgery?" "Because I just don't think it's safe."
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"Why won't you let me get laser surgery?" "Because I just don't think it's safe."

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"Where are we?" "This is Quahog, Brian! Same year, same time. But in this universe, Christianity never existed. Which means the Dark Ages of scientific repression never occurred and thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced."
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"Where are we?" "This is Quahog, Brian! Same year, same time. But in this universe, Christianity never existed. Which means the Dark Ages of scientific repression never occurred and thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced."

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"Are you sure he can't see me?" "Absolutely, Chris. You're 100 percent safe." "Okay, that's him. Number six..." "Hi. Uh, Excuse me, you guys. Yeah, I'm here to pick up my son, Chris Griffin. Uh, He's here to finger the guy who held up that convenience store."
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"Are you sure he can't see me?" "Absolutely, Chris. You're 100 percent safe." "Okay, that's him. Number six..." "Hi. Uh, Excuse me, you guys. Yeah, I'm here to pick up my son, Chris Griffin. Uh, He's here to finger the guy who held up that convenience store."

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We now return to Breaking Bad...
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We now return to Breaking Bad...

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"Did you not hear me out there?" "Dad, are you-" "Go to your room, elroy..." "But what happened?" "Go to your room!"
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"Did you not hear me out there?" "Dad, are you-" "Go to your room, elroy..." "But what happened?" "Go to your room!"

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Hey Dilbert, what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way to upper management?
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Hey Dilbert, what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way to upper management?

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Oh, My God! I'm flying! I'm flying!
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Oh, My God! I'm flying! I'm flying!

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"Hey, honk the horn." "Oh, hi, Peter." "Ram her..." "What!?" "I said ram her! Now shoot her tires out..."
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"Hey, honk the horn." "Oh, hi, Peter." "Ram her..." "What!?" "I said ram her! Now shoot her tires out..."

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Now the left TV is tuned to Frasier, the right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm giving you 10,000 volts.
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Now the left TV is tuned to Frasier, the right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm giving you 10,000 volts.

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So, Lois is seeing old boyfriends, huh? Well, two can play at that game! I just gotta find my little black book...
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So, Lois is seeing old boyfriends, huh? Well, two can play at that game! I just gotta find my little black book...

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Great news, everybody. Democracy just kicked in!
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Great news, everybody. Democracy just kicked in!

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"Peter, you're scaring me..." "Good! Embrace the fear! Dance with me, Lois... dance the dance of life!"
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"Peter, you're scaring me..." "Good! Embrace the fear! Dance with me, Lois... dance the dance of life!"

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Hey! I guess there was some magic in that old silk hat! Merry Christmas! *SMACK* What the hell is her problem!?
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Hey! I guess there was some magic in that old silk hat! Merry Christmas! *SMACK* What the hell is her problem!?

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Peter, listen, without death, the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive!
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Peter, listen, without death, the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive!

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Previously on Family Guy...
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Previously on Family Guy...

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'I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic..."
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'I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic..."

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Yeah... Uh, This is a message for Brian. This is Jack Nicholson. Uh, Listen, I read your script, and it just, uh, you know, jumped right off the page...
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Yeah... Uh, This is a message for Brian. This is Jack Nicholson. Uh, Listen, I read your script, and it just, uh, you know, jumped right off the page...

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My name!? Is err... err... pea! Err, err... tear? *Mythical creature flies past* Griffin! Yeah, Peter Griffin! Aw, crap...
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My name!? Is err... err... pea! Err, err... tear? *Mythical creature flies past* Griffin! Yeah, Peter Griffin! Aw, crap...

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"Oh, man! I've lost all faith in mankind..." "Music is dead to me now!"
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"Oh, man! I've lost all faith in mankind..." "Music is dead to me now!"

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I'm Stewie Griffin! And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog!
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I'm Stewie Griffin! And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog!

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