"Wow! Lois Griffin! I love your act. Nice melons..." "Listen, pal-" "Peter, I'm holding melons!"
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Look at me, Lois. I'm Roo!
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"Um, hi? Can I help you?" "Yeah, some company hired me to stand next to you all day, so you'd look better by comparison."
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"Hey, You guys want tomorrow's Biology test?" "Whoa! How'd you get that?" "I spent the night with Mr. Burler."
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Mom, you can't get a job! The last time you left Dad home alone, he turned the house into a giant puppet.
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"Stewie, I guess I'm not gonna be here to see you become a man." "Yes. I think we all know what that's going to be like..."
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If I blow this, I'm gonna have to go back to my old job at the electric company...
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"How was your shower?" "I tell you, all of the rumours about dropping the soap are true..."
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"There is no just cause for an invasion of Iraq!" "Well, that may be. But what we're all forgetting is... anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay!"
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"You could get a part-time job." "Yeah, I had one when I was in high school!"
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"They're messing with my shows!" "Come to think of it, there was something very different about that Honeymooners episode I watched today..."
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I rented those for Peter! He got banned from the video store for taping over their movies.
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"Why are you acting like this? Nigel's charming. All British men are!" "Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli..."
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Boy, Stewie's more wound up than dad was that time he took steroids!
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Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?
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"Ah, Children love a good bedtime story from the Bible." "Yes, charming. Like when God told Abraham to kill Isaac."
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Trust me, Chris. Sometimes it's better not to fit in!
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Believe me, Chris. You don't want to mess with drugs. I tried 'em once. Big mistake! Things got way too real...
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Oh, God, kill me now...
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I wonder what Scooby and the gang are up to right now...
