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Just a clever little hillbilly from Alabama who prioritizes laughter over taking anything too seriously https://t.co/XfmGaKUiZ0

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Me when I get my new Tesla flying wiener. 🤣

Me when I get my new Tesla flying wiener. 🤣

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Me coming home from the bar in my new Tesla Roadster

Me coming home from the bar in my new Tesla Roadster

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Tip toe in my jordans! 🤣

Tip toe in my jordans! 🤣

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She scared the possums and they all played dead!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

She scared the possums and they all played dead!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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My butt is not a banana door. 😂

My butt is not a banana door. 😂

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I'm not even sorry. 😆

I'm not even sorry. 😆

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I have found my spirit animal. 😂

I have found my spirit animal. 😂

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Good afternoon y'all and happy Sunday! It's my birfday and I turn 43 years old today. I hope everyone has an absolutely fantastic day!
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Good afternoon y'all and happy Sunday! It's my birfday and I turn 43 years old today. I hope everyone has an absolutely fantastic day!

Patton

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A compilation of some of my Christmas sweater memes.
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A compilation of some of my Christmas sweater memes.

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It's even funnier in slow motion.😂
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It's even funnier in slow motion.😂

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this is who runs this account: 😂
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this is who runs this account: 😂

Patton

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Hillbilly hotdog clogging with Hank Williams III. Can life get any sweeter?
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Hillbilly hotdog clogging with Hank Williams III. Can life get any sweeter?

Patton

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Good afternoon y'all, and happy Turdsday! I hope you're all having a wonderful day so far.
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Good afternoon y'all, and happy Turdsday! I hope you're all having a wonderful day so far.

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