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This was Melbourne earlier today. Vote One Nation to save Australia.
Commentary Australian Greens38,580 Aufrufe • vor 23 Tagen
In September, Pauline Hanson moved a motion to allow senators to wear the Australian flag in parliament. The Greens response: "If the Australian flag is allowed, we'll wear the Palestinian flag." They, along with Fatima Payman and Labor voted against it.
Commentary Australian Greens130,277 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
Here's a speech Mehreen Faruqi gave in parliament 2 weeks ago. This kind of rhetoric from her mouth has become so common that this parody account has given up mocking it. It's old and tired. But.. imagine you're a young muslim from a third world country, welcomed into Australia with Albo's open-border generosity, only to be fed this constant barrage that the society embracing you actually loathes you, that its leaders and institutions are irredeemably racist, that you're forever an outsider under siege from white supremacy, and everyone hates you. This is the sort of poisonous rhetoric that can nudge the unstable toward radicalisation. Words have consequences.
Commentary Australian Greens67,427 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten
This is Monique Ryan, standing on her soapbox to declare that old people have too much money. Yes, that's the great injustice of our time, apparently. Not corruption, not waste, not crime, not even the bloated salaries of out-of-touch, parasitic, millionaire career-politicians like herself; but retirees who worked for 6 decades and committed the sin of saving money and build something in their lives. Monique is one of the most privileged people on earth. She pockets a huge taxpayer-funded salary, lives in one of the most expensive electorates in the entire world, and sits on a personal net worth most Aussies can only dream of. And yet, from that pedestal of comfort, she wants to punish pensioners, homeowners, and retirees. In case you didn't know... Monique is a Teal, which basically means she's a Green, still a socialist at heart (with other people's money), but with better clothes and a glass of champagne in hand instead of a Centrelink cheque. Think the kind who virtue-signal about "equity" and claiming to represent the poor while hosting fundraisers at the Kooyong Lawn Tennis Club (iykyk). This mindset reflects exactly what Australia is being dragged into- a soft-socialist state where success and wealth is something to be ashamed of. Worked hard? Too bad. Saved responsibly? Shame on you. Own a home in your seventies? You’re the enemy now. Meanwhile, 20-year-olds who can't afford rent are told it’s all your fault. Not bad government policy, not reckless immigration, not endless waste. Just you. You're greedy, you're immoral, you're the problem. How dare you own a house when someone else can't afford one? How dare you retire with money when 20 year olds are struggling with rent? Monique, the Greens and all our supporters are the face of Australia's slow-motion drift into soft socialism. The creed is simple: punish hard work, reward deadbeats, dress it up as "equity", and expect you to clap along while we dismantle the very idea of aspiration. It's champagne socialism at its most poisonous and the best part is, we've convinced you she's the hero.
Commentary Australian Greens79,511 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten
"do you think Hamas should be dismantled" she can't answer the question
Commentary Australian Greens29,427 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
It's blatant transphobia for the AFL to ban this trans woman from playing footy with cis women
Australian Greens (Parody)39,156 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten
Mehreen Faruqi: there are those who seek to use the Bondi tragedy to divide us Also Mehreen Faruqi: the Bondi shooting is our Christchurch moment She can't help it. She HAS to remind everyone that Muslims are the victims. The most divisive woman in Australia.
Commentary Australian Greens21,066 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten
