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This was Melbourne earlier today. Vote One Nation to save Australia.
Commentary Australian Greens38,580 Aufrufe • vor 24 Tagen
In September, Pauline Hanson moved a motion to allow senators to wear the Australian flag in parliament. The Greens response: "If the Australian flag is allowed, we'll wear the Palestinian flag." They, along with Fatima Payman and Labor voted against it.
Commentary Australian Greens130,277 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
Here's a speech Mehreen Faruqi gave in parliament 2 weeks ago. This kind of rhetoric from her mouth has become so common that this parody account has given up mocking it. It's old and tired. But.. imagine you're a young muslim from a third world country, welcomed into Australia with Albo's open-border generosity, only to be fed this constant barrage that the society embracing you actually loathes you, that its leaders and institutions are irredeemably racist, that you're forever an outsider under siege from white supremacy, and everyone hates you. This is the sort of poisonous rhetoric that can nudge the unstable toward radicalisation. Words have consequences.
Commentary Australian Greens67,427 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten
"do you think Hamas should be dismantled" she can't answer the question
Commentary Australian Greens29,427 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
Mehreen Faruqi: there are those who seek to use the Bondi tragedy to divide us Also Mehreen Faruqi: the Bondi shooting is our Christchurch moment She can't help it. She HAS to remind everyone that Muslims are the victims. The most divisive woman in Australia.
Commentary Australian Greens21,066 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
Jacinta Allan is up for election next year and boy is she sweating. She thinks she's clever. Her latest stunt is flying to China to push a story about doubling Chinese visitors to Melbourne. But this isn't about culture, tourism, or community. It's a naked attempt to chase votes, a cynical ploy to distract from the disaster she's created in her own state. She knows most Victorians won't support her any more, so she's pivoting to Chinese Australians, hoping to manipulate them. Her plan? Flaunt loyalty to the CCP, make token gestures, and pray the Chinese Australian community mistakes performative politicking for genuine care. It's bold, insulting, shameful, and completely transparent. But it won't work. Chinese Australians aren't stupid. They can see through her hollow stunts, especially while Victoria rots under her watch. Crime is out of control, the streets have never been more dangerous, the police budget has been slashed, and taxes are crushing everyone who hasn't run away. Jacinta Allan doesn't care about Victorians, Australian, Chinese or otherwise. She ONLY cares about the votes she thinks she can harvest. She's shamelessly exploiting a community, hoping identity can be turned into political currency, while the state she governs burns around her. She has nothing left to offer. Victorians deserve safety, stability, and competence. Not a premier treating its citizens as pawns in her desperate bid to retain power.
Australian Greens (Parody)25,929 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten
Here's failed Greens candidate Huong Truong, the communist whose parents escaped communism in Vietnam, debriefing Greens supporters over the disastrous election. The short version is: 1️⃣ Our comrades got smashed. Grieve fast then get angry. 2️⃣ Free Palestine isn't a slogan. It's a war cry. We don't stop. 3️⃣ Get angry at racist police for killing the Somalian terrorist who lunged at them with a knife. 4️⃣ Capitalism won. Burn it down tomorrow so it can turn into the country my parents ran away from. 5️⃣ The streets belong to us. See you there.
Commentary Australian Greens33,694 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr