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These are the people who would murder landlords. - 34 year old red haired woman - studying art therapy - complains she can't afford a home

These are the people who would murder landlords. - 34 year old red haired woman - studying art therapy - complains she can't afford a home

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Labor's girlbosses are incapable of producing anything other than TikTok brainrot

Labor's girlbosses are incapable of producing anything other than TikTok brainrot

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No one voted for her. Yet we pay her roughly $240,000 a year. And this is what she brings to Senate Estimates. While you're dealing with cost of living, housing, energy, and everything else that actually affects people, Labor's youngest senator uses her limited airtime to tell the ABC boss she went and looked at the new Bananas in Pyjamas set in Adelaide. Then the room laughs. And that's it. That's the contribution. A grown adult in a $240k public job, sitting in the Australian Senate, giggling about giant cartoon characters.

No one voted for her. Yet we pay her roughly $240,000 a year. And this is what she brings to Senate Estimates. While you're dealing with cost of living, housing, energy, and everything else that actually affects people, Labor's youngest senator uses her limited airtime to tell the ABC boss she went and looked at the new Bananas in Pyjamas set in Adelaide. Then the room laughs. And that's it. That's the contribution. A grown adult in a $240k public job, sitting in the Australian Senate, giggling about giant cartoon characters.

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If you still remember how beautiful Australia used to be yet look around today and feel sick at what it's becoming If the thought of your children growing up in a poorer, less safe, third-world version of this country fills you with dread And if you've simply had enough of watching these asylees in taxpayer-funded housing who hate you and your way of life drain the country dry and push their agenda while you pay for it... You're not racist. You're listening to your survival instincts. Trust them. Fight back at the ballot box. Vote One Nation. Your vote is completely private under the law. Your individual vote can't be matched to your identity. No one will ever know who you voted for. You can even pretend you voted differently so your woke friends won't ostracize you and your gay public-sector boss won't fire you. It's not racist to refuse to surrender the country you love to people who despise it. Vote for the only party who will end this madness. Do it for your children. Do it while there's still something left to save.

If you still remember how beautiful Australia used to be yet look around today and feel sick at what it's becoming If the thought of your children growing up in a poorer, less safe, third-world version of this country fills you with dread And if you've simply had enough of watching these asylees in taxpayer-funded housing who hate you and your way of life drain the country dry and push their agenda while you pay for it... You're not racist. You're listening to your survival instincts. Trust them. Fight back at the ballot box. Vote One Nation. Your vote is completely private under the law. Your individual vote can't be matched to your identity. No one will ever know who you voted for. You can even pretend you voted differently so your woke friends won't ostracize you and your gay public-sector boss won't fire you. It's not racist to refuse to surrender the country you love to people who despise it. Vote for the only party who will end this madness. Do it for your children. Do it while there's still something left to save.

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This is Kat Theodosis, Labor's candidate for Essendon. Local Labor members didn't want her. They wanted a genuine local candidate, but the union that controls Labor (AWU) demanded Theodosis, and Jacinta Allan forced her through against the will of locals. And what does she have to offer (other than more blank cheques and questionable contracts benefiting unions with long-standing connections to organised crime)? This brainrot garbage to chase naive votes from Gen Z and woke leftists who vote on vibes at the peril of everyone else. Australia doesn't need more girlboss TikTok politicians. We need the likes of Margaret Thatcher and Pauline Hanson. Stop voting for Labor.

This is Kat Theodosis, Labor's candidate for Essendon. Local Labor members didn't want her. They wanted a genuine local candidate, but the union that controls Labor (AWU) demanded Theodosis, and Jacinta Allan forced her through against the will of locals. And what does she have to offer (other than more blank cheques and questionable contracts benefiting unions with long-standing connections to organised crime)? This brainrot garbage to chase naive votes from Gen Z and woke leftists who vote on vibes at the peril of everyone else. Australia doesn't need more girlboss TikTok politicians. We need the likes of Margaret Thatcher and Pauline Hanson. Stop voting for Labor.

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Mehreen Faruqi thinks Australians eat too much meat

Mehreen Faruqi thinks Australians eat too much meat

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Fatima Payman to Iranians in Australia: "your grief is seen" It doesn't really look like the Iranians are grieving.

Fatima Payman to Iranians in Australia: "your grief is seen" It doesn't really look like the Iranians are grieving.

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The aboriginal suicide rate is up 50% since the year 2000. Victorian parliament's response: light some twigs, inhale the fumes, and applaud as if they've somehow achieved anything. This narcissistic gaslighting has to stop.

The aboriginal suicide rate is up 50% since the year 2000. Victorian parliament's response: light some twigs, inhale the fumes, and applaud as if they've somehow achieved anything. This narcissistic gaslighting has to stop.

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Mehreen Faruqi had some big words for the media after not being selected as the new leader of the greens.

Mehreen Faruqi had some big words for the media after not being selected as the new leader of the greens.

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It was a mistake to close the country's mental asylums. The consequences are still visible today. Some people don't belong on the streets. They don't belong in ordinary public housing. They don't need another script and a case worker who sees them once a fortnight. They need proper, long-term mental health institutions designed for people whose minds have broken in ways that community living cannot contain. Looking at someone like this and insisting they are just one more housing placement or primary-care appointment away from a good life is the real failure of empathy. It's time to reopen the mental asylums.

It was a mistake to close the country's mental asylums. The consequences are still visible today. Some people don't belong on the streets. They don't belong in ordinary public housing. They don't need another script and a case worker who sees them once a fortnight. They need proper, long-term mental health institutions designed for people whose minds have broken in ways that community living cannot contain. Looking at someone like this and insisting they are just one more housing placement or primary-care appointment away from a good life is the real failure of empathy. It's time to reopen the mental asylums.

Commentary Australian Greens

38,093 просмотров • 21 дней назад

Two Australian Senators. One flew combat missions in Hawker Hurricanes in World War II and survived three plane crashes, including one where he was shot down by the Japanese and forced to crash-land in Sumatra, only to have the ship that rescued him torpedoed by a Japanese submarine, leaving him stranded on a life raft for 24 hours in the middle of the Indian Ocean. He later became a Senator and focused much of his work on modernising the Royal Australian Navy. The other was elected because Labor wanted more girlbosses so they could hit their gender quota. She makes TikToks where she ranks the mean things people have said to her online. What happened to this country?

Two Australian Senators. One flew combat missions in Hawker Hurricanes in World War II and survived three plane crashes, including one where he was shot down by the Japanese and forced to crash-land in Sumatra, only to have the ship that rescued him torpedoed by a Japanese submarine, leaving him stranded on a life raft for 24 hours in the middle of the Indian Ocean. He later became a Senator and focused much of his work on modernising the Royal Australian Navy. The other was elected because Labor wanted more girlbosses so they could hit their gender quota. She makes TikToks where she ranks the mean things people have said to her online. What happened to this country?

Commentary Australian Greens

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Pauline Hanson told Mehreen Faruqi she would take her to the airport and put her on a plane. She then refused the demand to withdraw her comments, adding: "I believe I'm speaking on behalf of millions of Australians."

Pauline Hanson told Mehreen Faruqi she would take her to the airport and put her on a plane. She then refused the demand to withdraw her comments, adding: "I believe I'm speaking on behalf of millions of Australians."

Commentary Australian Greens

35,409 просмотров • 28 дней назад

Labor gifted Pakistan $2 million after the floods a few years ago. Mehreen Faruqi, an Australian Senator, responded by declaring the generosity was insultingly low, that we are in debt to Pakistan, and not even "we should help more," but straight up "we OWE them a debt" 💀

Labor gifted Pakistan $2 million after the floods a few years ago. Mehreen Faruqi, an Australian Senator, responded by declaring the generosity was insultingly low, that we are in debt to Pakistan, and not even "we should help more," but straight up "we OWE them a debt" 💀

Commentary Australian Greens

35,156 просмотров • 27 дней назад

Lidia Thorpe and the usual chorus are already framing two 12-year-olds nearly killed in Mildura as pure, innocent Aboriginal children mowed down by a racist monster. But that's not true. These weren't just 2 random kids out for a quiet ride at 11pm. They were known to police. They were part of a self-proclaimed "scooter gang" that has been terrorising the Victorian town of Mildura, stealing cars and burning them, breaking into houses overnight, harassing people and workers, and robbing local businesses. One of their mates was killed earlier this year joyriding in a stolen car. They had targeted a man's business, including attempts to set it on fire and previous thefts and destruction of cars from the same place… and eventually he snapped. The kids were also known to police, had been repeatedly caught committing crimes and released on bail by magistrates more concerned with their Aboriginality than the community they keep wrecking. Police are almost powerless. Residents and business owners are left to live with the consequences while the same small group of kids cycle through the system and straight back onto the street. When the system treats these young offenders as permanently exempt from real consequences because of their race, you get escalating chaos, then exhausted people who stop trusting the law to protect them, eventually taking the law into their own hands. That is the predictable outcome of Labor's soft, selective, identity-obsessed policy. This is a very sad outcome. And ofcourse, this vile woman would politicise it to push her agenda. Disclaimer: We don't condone the driver's behaviour or vigilante justice. The driver will face court, as he should.

Lidia Thorpe and the usual chorus are already framing two 12-year-olds nearly killed in Mildura as pure, innocent Aboriginal children mowed down by a racist monster. But that's not true. These weren't just 2 random kids out for a quiet ride at 11pm. They were known to police. They were part of a self-proclaimed "scooter gang" that has been terrorising the Victorian town of Mildura, stealing cars and burning them, breaking into houses overnight, harassing people and workers, and robbing local businesses. One of their mates was killed earlier this year joyriding in a stolen car. They had targeted a man's business, including attempts to set it on fire and previous thefts and destruction of cars from the same place… and eventually he snapped. The kids were also known to police, had been repeatedly caught committing crimes and released on bail by magistrates more concerned with their Aboriginality than the community they keep wrecking. Police are almost powerless. Residents and business owners are left to live with the consequences while the same small group of kids cycle through the system and straight back onto the street. When the system treats these young offenders as permanently exempt from real consequences because of their race, you get escalating chaos, then exhausted people who stop trusting the law to protect them, eventually taking the law into their own hands. That is the predictable outcome of Labor's soft, selective, identity-obsessed policy. This is a very sad outcome. And ofcourse, this vile woman would politicise it to push her agenda. Disclaimer: We don't condone the driver's behaviour or vigilante justice. The driver will face court, as he should.

Commentary Australian Greens

21,162 просмотров • 28 дней назад

In September, Pauline Hanson moved a motion to allow senators to wear the Australian flag in parliament. The Greens response: "If the Australian flag is allowed, we'll wear the Palestinian flag." They, along with Fatima Payman and Labor voted against it.

In September, Pauline Hanson moved a motion to allow senators to wear the Australian flag in parliament. The Greens response: "If the Australian flag is allowed, we'll wear the Palestinian flag." They, along with Fatima Payman and Labor voted against it.

Commentary Australian Greens

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This was Melbourne earlier today. Vote One Nation to save Australia.

This was Melbourne earlier today. Vote One Nation to save Australia.

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Last night you paid airfare, accommodation and transport costs for Mehreen Faruqi to fly to Melbourne and give this speech telling her supporters that One Nation doesn't have organic support.

Last night you paid airfare, accommodation and transport costs for Mehreen Faruqi to fly to Melbourne and give this speech telling her supporters that One Nation doesn't have organic support.

Commentary Australian Greens

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Friendly reminder: Don't wear a Pauline Hanson shirt at an Aussie uni unless you want the DEI Muslims and their non-binary fan club to have a meltdown.

Friendly reminder: Don't wear a Pauline Hanson shirt at an Aussie uni unless you want the DEI Muslims and their non-binary fan club to have a meltdown.

Commentary Australian Greens

114,832 просмотров • 1 год назад

Here's a speech Mehreen Faruqi gave in parliament 2 weeks ago. This kind of rhetoric from her mouth has become so common that this parody account has given up mocking it. It's old and tired. But.. imagine you're a young muslim from a third world country, welcomed into Australia with Albo's open-border generosity, only to be fed this constant barrage that the society embracing you actually loathes you, that its leaders and institutions are irredeemably racist, that you're forever an outsider under siege from white supremacy, and everyone hates you. This is the sort of poisonous rhetoric that can nudge the unstable toward radicalisation. Words have consequences.

Here's a speech Mehreen Faruqi gave in parliament 2 weeks ago. This kind of rhetoric from her mouth has become so common that this parody account has given up mocking it. It's old and tired. But.. imagine you're a young muslim from a third world country, welcomed into Australia with Albo's open-border generosity, only to be fed this constant barrage that the society embracing you actually loathes you, that its leaders and institutions are irredeemably racist, that you're forever an outsider under siege from white supremacy, and everyone hates you. This is the sort of poisonous rhetoric that can nudge the unstable toward radicalisation. Words have consequences.

Commentary Australian Greens

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This is Monique Ryan, standing on her soapbox to declare that old people have too much money. Yes, that's the great injustice of our time, apparently. Not corruption, not waste, not crime, not even the bloated salaries of out-of-touch, parasitic, millionaire career-politicians like herself; but retirees who worked for 6 decades and committed the sin of saving money and build something in their lives. Monique is one of the most privileged people on earth. She pockets a huge taxpayer-funded salary, lives in one of the most expensive electorates in the entire world, and sits on a personal net worth most Aussies can only dream of. And yet, from that pedestal of comfort, she wants to punish pensioners, homeowners, and retirees. In case you didn't know... Monique is a Teal, which basically means she's a Green, still a socialist at heart (with other people's money), but with better clothes and a glass of champagne in hand instead of a Centrelink cheque. Think the kind who virtue-signal about "equity" and claiming to represent the poor while hosting fundraisers at the Kooyong Lawn Tennis Club (iykyk). This mindset reflects exactly what Australia is being dragged into- a soft-socialist state where success and wealth is something to be ashamed of. Worked hard? Too bad. Saved responsibly? Shame on you. Own a home in your seventies? You’re the enemy now. Meanwhile, 20-year-olds who can't afford rent are told it’s all your fault. Not bad government policy, not reckless immigration, not endless waste. Just you. You're greedy, you're immoral, you're the problem. How dare you own a house when someone else can't afford one? How dare you retire with money when 20 year olds are struggling with rent? Monique, the Greens and all our supporters are the face of Australia's slow-motion drift into soft socialism. The creed is simple: punish hard work, reward deadbeats, dress it up as "equity", and expect you to clap along while we dismantle the very idea of aspiration. It's champagne socialism at its most poisonous and the best part is, we've convinced you she's the hero.

This is Monique Ryan, standing on her soapbox to declare that old people have too much money. Yes, that's the great injustice of our time, apparently. Not corruption, not waste, not crime, not even the bloated salaries of out-of-touch, parasitic, millionaire career-politicians like herself; but retirees who worked for 6 decades and committed the sin of saving money and build something in their lives. Monique is one of the most privileged people on earth. She pockets a huge taxpayer-funded salary, lives in one of the most expensive electorates in the entire world, and sits on a personal net worth most Aussies can only dream of. And yet, from that pedestal of comfort, she wants to punish pensioners, homeowners, and retirees. In case you didn't know... Monique is a Teal, which basically means she's a Green, still a socialist at heart (with other people's money), but with better clothes and a glass of champagne in hand instead of a Centrelink cheque. Think the kind who virtue-signal about "equity" and claiming to represent the poor while hosting fundraisers at the Kooyong Lawn Tennis Club (iykyk). This mindset reflects exactly what Australia is being dragged into- a soft-socialist state where success and wealth is something to be ashamed of. Worked hard? Too bad. Saved responsibly? Shame on you. Own a home in your seventies? You’re the enemy now. Meanwhile, 20-year-olds who can't afford rent are told it’s all your fault. Not bad government policy, not reckless immigration, not endless waste. Just you. You're greedy, you're immoral, you're the problem. How dare you own a house when someone else can't afford one? How dare you retire with money when 20 year olds are struggling with rent? Monique, the Greens and all our supporters are the face of Australia's slow-motion drift into soft socialism. The creed is simple: punish hard work, reward deadbeats, dress it up as "equity", and expect you to clap along while we dismantle the very idea of aspiration. It's champagne socialism at its most poisonous and the best part is, we've convinced you she's the hero.

Commentary Australian Greens

79,546 просмотров • 1 год назад

The US has stopped paying money to Palestine via the UN. What the fuck does that have to do with Australia? Apparently a lot. Here's our very own Mehreen Faruqi calling for Australian taxpayers to fill the void left by the US.

The US has stopped paying money to Palestine via the UN. What the fuck does that have to do with Australia? Apparently a lot. Here's our very own Mehreen Faruqi calling for Australian taxpayers to fill the void left by the US.

Commentary Australian Greens

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Vote One Nation. Do it for your kids.

Vote One Nation. Do it for your kids.

Commentary Australian Greens

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If you knew nothing about Australia and based your entire worldview on Mehreen Faruqi's self-anointed victimhood and constant emotional outbursts, you'd think Australia is the most irredeemably racist and backward nation on earth

If you knew nothing about Australia and based your entire worldview on Mehreen Faruqi's self-anointed victimhood and constant emotional outbursts, you'd think Australia is the most irredeemably racist and backward nation on earth

Commentary Australian Greens

35,686 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

It's blatant transphobia for the AFL to ban this trans woman from playing footy with cis women

It's blatant transphobia for the AFL to ban this trans woman from playing footy with cis women

Commentary Australian Greens

39,444 просмотров • 11 месяцев назад

This is Maddie Slater. Shockingly, his child is non-binary. If you live in Victoria, you can vote for him to represent you in the senate next year. He's a Greens candidate.

This is Maddie Slater. Shockingly, his child is non-binary. If you live in Victoria, you can vote for him to represent you in the senate next year. He's a Greens candidate.

Commentary Australian Greens

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"do you think Hamas should be dismantled" she can't answer the question

"do you think Hamas should be dismantled" she can't answer the question

Commentary Australian Greens

29,427 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Does Pauline Hanson's offer to take Mehreen Faruqi to the airport and put her on a plane still stand?

Does Pauline Hanson's offer to take Mehreen Faruqi to the airport and put her on a plane still stand?

Commentary Australian Greens

29,467 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Adam Bandt's concession speech: - spends 2 seconds thanking his colleagues and voters - then goes on a rant about how grateful he is for Africans and Muslims and promises to keep fighting for Palestine

Adam Bandt's concession speech: - spends 2 seconds thanking his colleagues and voters - then goes on a rant about how grateful he is for Africans and Muslims and promises to keep fighting for Palestine

Commentary Australian Greens

42,239 просмотров • 1 год назад