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Labor's girlbosses are incapable of producing anything other than TikTok brainrot

Labor's girlbosses are incapable of producing anything other than TikTok brainrot

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Mehreen Faruqi thinks Australians eat too much meat

Mehreen Faruqi thinks Australians eat too much meat

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Fatima Payman to Iranians in Australia: "your grief is seen" It doesn't really look like the Iranians are grieving.

Fatima Payman to Iranians in Australia: "your grief is seen" It doesn't really look like the Iranians are grieving.

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The aboriginal suicide rate is up 50% since the year 2000. Victorian parliament's response: light some twigs, inhale the fumes, and applaud as if they've somehow achieved anything. This narcissistic gaslighting has to stop.

The aboriginal suicide rate is up 50% since the year 2000. Victorian parliament's response: light some twigs, inhale the fumes, and applaud as if they've somehow achieved anything. This narcissistic gaslighting has to stop.

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Mehreen Faruqi had some big words for the media after not being selected as the new leader of the greens.

Mehreen Faruqi had some big words for the media after not being selected as the new leader of the greens.

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Jacinta Allan is up for election next year and boy is she sweating. She thinks she's clever. Her latest stunt is flying to China to push a story about doubling Chinese visitors to Melbourne. But this isn't about culture, tourism, or community. It's a naked attempt to chase votes, a cynical ploy to distract from the disaster she's created in her own state. She knows most Victorians won't support her any more, so she's pivoting to Chinese Australians, hoping to manipulate them. Her plan? Flaunt loyalty to the CCP, make token gestures, and pray the Chinese Australian community mistakes performative politicking for genuine care. It's bold, insulting, shameful, and completely transparent. But it won't work. Chinese Australians aren't stupid. They can see through her hollow stunts, especially while Victoria rots under her watch. Crime is out of control, the streets have never been more dangerous, the police budget has been slashed, and taxes are crushing everyone who hasn't run away. Jacinta Allan doesn't care about Victorians, Australian, Chinese or otherwise. She ONLY cares about the votes she thinks she can harvest. She's shamelessly exploiting a community, hoping identity can be turned into political currency, while the state she governs burns around her. She has nothing left to offer. Victorians deserve safety, stability, and competence. Not a premier treating its citizens as pawns in her desperate bid to retain power.

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