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I dreamt of seeing Alucard at a night club in Vegas doing the Macarena and I swear to god he was moving exactly like this.

I dreamt of seeing Alucard at a night club in Vegas doing the Macarena and I swear to god he was moving exactly like this.

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This is fucking awesome

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This is fucking awesome

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Crunchyroll recommended "Dropkick my Devil!" to me, and during this one characters childhood flashback, TURLES WAS THERE?!?!?! AND HE'S THE FATHER OF A GOBLIN KID?!?!?! I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S MASOKO NOZAWA'S VOICE TOO?!?!?!

Crunchyroll recommended "Dropkick my Devil!" to me, and during this one characters childhood flashback, TURLES WAS THERE?!?!?! AND HE'S THE FATHER OF A GOBLIN KID?!?!?! I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S MASOKO NOZAWA'S VOICE TOO?!?!?!

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He almost threw everything away because he didn’t want her to suffer…

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He almost threw everything away because he didn’t want her to suffer…

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This is one of five videos that manage to make me laugh so hard, I feel genuine pain irl

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This is one of five videos that manage to make me laugh so hard, I feel genuine pain irl

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He’s so silly

He’s so silly

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I have at least 3 moots who would sacrifice their firstborn to be in the middle of that circle

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I have at least 3 moots who would sacrifice their firstborn to be in the middle of that circle

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Happy Mother’s Day to Tera, who didn’t let her newfound vampirism affect the warmth and affection she has for her little girl!

Happy Mother’s Day to Tera, who didn’t let her newfound vampirism affect the warmth and affection she has for her little girl!

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I fucking love Morana’s little pout when her big softie wife tells her what to do for once.

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I fucking love Morana’s little pout when her big softie wife tells her what to do for once.

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Castlevania Nocturne: Allegory for how the upper class are blood sucking monsters who feed on the blood of hard working citizens while sitting around and living like parasites. Also Castlevania Nocturne: TWO OLD MEN BANTER ABOUT PISSING INTO LAKES!!!!!

Castlevania Nocturne: Allegory for how the upper class are blood sucking monsters who feed on the blood of hard working citizens while sitting around and living like parasites. Also Castlevania Nocturne: TWO OLD MEN BANTER ABOUT PISSING INTO LAKES!!!!!

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Alucard really said “(ㅍ_ㅍꐦ)”

Alucard really said “(ㅍ_ㅍꐦ)”

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Trevor “Hands Rated E For EVERYONE” Belmont

Trevor “Hands Rated E For EVERYONE” Belmont

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I genuinely can’t take this scene seriously with volume on bc the succubus scream makes me crack up every single time

I genuinely can’t take this scene seriously with volume on bc the succubus scream makes me crack up every single time

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The succubus fight was always my favorite in SOTN bc a. She was the first enemy to actually piss Alucard off, and b. Right after his badass final line, there’s the hilarious succubus death scream LMAO!!!!

The succubus fight was always my favorite in SOTN bc a. She was the first enemy to actually piss Alucard off, and b. Right after his badass final line, there’s the hilarious succubus death scream LMAO!!!!

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I feel like Trevor being a cat guy was glossed over way too fast

I feel like Trevor being a cat guy was glossed over way too fast

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This is my newest vocal stim, I love being autistic

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This is my newest vocal stim, I love being autistic

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Sometimes I watch this scene and remember how deeply intimate it is to cuddle that close to someone. Sypha can hear Trevor’s heart, Trevor can feel her weight, and both their voices vibrate against each others bodies. That’s really beautiful to me.

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Sometimes I watch this scene and remember how deeply intimate it is to cuddle that close to someone. Sypha can hear Trevor’s heart, Trevor can feel her weight, and both their voices vibrate against each others bodies. That’s really beautiful to me.

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Dracula acting all intimidating only for Lisa to not show a single hint of fear is so fucking funny to me. Even more funny when you remember that he actually likes that about her.

Dracula acting all intimidating only for Lisa to not show a single hint of fear is so fucking funny to me. Even more funny when you remember that he actually likes that about her.

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Drolta actually felt something worse than death, which is an irl “your fav actually fucking hates you”

Drolta actually felt something worse than death, which is an irl “your fav actually fucking hates you”

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CAN SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHO DUBBED THIS?! I FOUND IT ON REELS WITH NO CREDIT AND I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES!!!!

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CAN SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHO DUBBED THIS?! I FOUND IT ON REELS WITH NO CREDIT AND I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES!!!!

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823,345 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

The eeriest part of rewatching this scene is noticing just how young some of the girls Erzsebet tortures are. Tera’s sister can’t be more than thirteen years old, and there is an even younger girl at 0:18. Erzsebet was truly a monster in every sense of the word.

The eeriest part of rewatching this scene is noticing just how young some of the girls Erzsebet tortures are. Tera’s sister can’t be more than thirteen years old, and there is an even younger girl at 0:18. Erzsebet was truly a monster in every sense of the word.

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"Goku is such a girl dad!" Goku with a half saiyan daughter that has his strength combined with Chichi's temper:

"Goku is such a girl dad!" Goku with a half saiyan daughter that has his strength combined with Chichi's temper:

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Do you guys ever think about how the orphans that Alucard obviously feels paternal for have all grown old and died? They’re like his kids, and he has to watch them all grow old and die, the hands small enough to fit in his hand eventually turn wrinkled and lifeless.

Do you guys ever think about how the orphans that Alucard obviously feels paternal for have all grown old and died? They’re like his kids, and he has to watch them all grow old and die, the hands small enough to fit in his hand eventually turn wrinkled and lifeless.

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Alucard is submissive, but in the same way a guard dog is submissive to the flock it protects. Alucard submissively asks Greta for permission to attack, then fights to protect Danesti’s villagers. When it’s over, he then looks for Greta’s approving gaze, to see if he did well.

Alucard is submissive, but in the same way a guard dog is submissive to the flock it protects. Alucard submissively asks Greta for permission to attack, then fights to protect Danesti’s villagers. When it’s over, he then looks for Greta’s approving gaze, to see if he did well.

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Alucard: *unwashed, drunk, taking a piss outside and talking about how much said piss hurts bc he hasn’t drank water in so long* Alucard Fans: I want him BAD!!!!

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Alucard: unwashed, drunk, taking a piss outside and talking about how much said piss hurts bc he hasn’t drank water in so long Alucard Fans: I want him BAD!!!!

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My favorite part of these commercials is how the company producing them knows literally nothing about DBZ

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My favorite part of these commercials is how the company producing them knows literally nothing about DBZ

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They are so fucking cute, I love them!!!

They are so fucking cute, I love them!!!

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117,285 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

Vegeta kinda got cooked here 💔

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Vegeta kinda got cooked here 💔

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Maria is such a little girl. She was 100% ready to fight Juste to the death, but backed down because Mommy said so.

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Maria is such a little girl. She was 100% ready to fight Juste to the death, but backed down because Mommy said so.

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I always feel emotional at the end of it. This edit does not help.

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I always feel emotional at the end of it. This edit does not help.

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I like how Greta didn’t fall in love with Alucard because of he’s pretty or cool. Greta fell in love because Alucard is gentle despite his strength, and generous enough to feed an entire village without worrying about himself, but she does wish he would care about himself more.

I like how Greta didn’t fall in love with Alucard because of he’s pretty or cool. Greta fell in love because Alucard is gentle despite his strength, and generous enough to feed an entire village without worrying about himself, but she does wish he would care about himself more.

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I love when Alucard flexes his vampiric nepo baby status and Annette has no idea who he’s talking about LMAO

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I love when Alucard flexes his vampiric nepo baby status and Annette has no idea who he’s talking about LMAO

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All Greta did was prioritize her people instead of meat riding the drunk stinky dhampir (who was quite literally her last resort for help), yet I’ve seen more hate for her than both of Alucard’s rapists combined.

All Greta did was prioritize her people instead of meat riding the drunk stinky dhampir (who was quite literally her last resort for help), yet I’ve seen more hate for her than both of Alucard’s rapists combined.

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Was there any reason for Alucard to do this or did he just wanna look cool?

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Was there any reason for Alucard to do this or did he just wanna look cool?

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I love their dorky love

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I love their dorky love

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So I’m supposed to just move on after this scene and act like it’s not the most hilarious interaction in the world? Got it.

So I’m supposed to just move on after this scene and act like it’s not the most hilarious interaction in the world? Got it.

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