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silly songstress. wife and mom with a wild past.

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Doggystyle is a special kind of disconnected for your unattached rolls in the hay. Set to the tune of Mungo Jerry’s “in the summertime”, I wrote this song for the late night lovers who barely even know each other. The ones you smash without actually knowing their last name. The hookup buddies who will never get brought home to mama.

Doggystyle is a special kind of disconnected for your unattached rolls in the hay. Set to the tune of Mungo Jerry’s “in the summertime”, I wrote this song for the late night lovers who barely even know each other. The ones you smash without actually knowing their last name. The hookup buddies who will never get brought home to mama.

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“Whoops, wrong hole!” gets a theme song. A timeless tune for when a fella not-so-carelessly slips the rod where the rod don’t belong. Set to the tune of “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash. Accidental anal is no fun.

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“Whoops, wrong hole!” gets a theme song. A timeless tune for when a fella not-so-carelessly slips the rod where the rod don’t belong. Set to the tune of “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash. Accidental anal is no fun.

234,599 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

Send this to the person who comes to mind— the proud slut, the ex girlfriend, or your buddy Dale who secretly chugs chode in truck stop bathrooms. Wonderwall got a reboot.

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Send this to the person who comes to mind— the proud slut, the ex girlfriend, or your buddy Dale who secretly chugs chode in truck stop bathrooms. Wonderwall got a reboot.

339,890 Aufrufe • vor 15 Tagen

What is it with butt stuff? It might be a boyfriend or a husband or even one of your dude bro buddies but there’s always someone who wants the butt. What is the chocolate starfish allure? If you want them to back off a little this song is for you. Send it along as a subtle hint to stop asking, with a little Creedence Clearwater Revival flare.

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What is it with butt stuff? It might be a boyfriend or a husband or even one of your dude bro buddies but there’s always someone who wants the butt. What is the chocolate starfish allure? If you want them to back off a little this song is for you. Send it along as a subtle hint to stop asking, with a little Creedence Clearwater Revival flare.

171,008 Aufrufe • vor 19 Tagen

I always wonder who actually uses massage parlors for a good old handy-j. I don’t have hard evidence of anyone I know doing it, but the crowd must be there. They walk among us, smiling with their little secret.

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I always wonder who actually uses massage parlors for a good old handy-j. I don’t have hard evidence of anyone I know doing it, but the crowd must be there. They walk among us, smiling with their little secret.

169,347 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

A tale of transition, lust, and secret betrayal. Not sure how the trans / LGBTQ+ community is gonna feel about this one 😂 Or transphobes for that matter. Or Nickelback lovers. Or Nickelback haters. It’s kind of a confusing one. 🤷‍♀️ But you know what? It’s fun and I love it.

A tale of transition, lust, and secret betrayal. Not sure how the trans / LGBTQ+ community is gonna feel about this one 😂 Or transphobes for that matter. Or Nickelback lovers. Or Nickelback haters. It’s kind of a confusing one. 🤷‍♀️ But you know what? It’s fun and I love it.

13,917 Aufrufe • vor 14 Tagen

Sometimes you fall in love with a girl who’s in love with the world. Can’t tie her down, but want to keep her close. So, what do you do? Break up? Let her cheat? Or throw a party for all your buddies to run train on her? Parody of “Folsom Prison Blues” by Johnny Cash. I wonder if he ever had this problem.

Sometimes you fall in love with a girl who’s in love with the world. Can’t tie her down, but want to keep her close. So, what do you do? Break up? Let her cheat? Or throw a party for all your buddies to run train on her? Parody of “Folsom Prison Blues” by Johnny Cash. I wonder if he ever had this problem.

14,690 Aufrufe • vor 18 Tagen

I’ve heard that something like one in ten women have an OnlyFans account. I don’t know if that’s true but I know there are a lot of boyfriends out there with quietly broken hearts, waiting for their beloved to calm down on getting schlonged online and commit. This song is for them.

I’ve heard that something like one in ten women have an OnlyFans account. I don’t know if that’s true but I know there are a lot of boyfriends out there with quietly broken hearts, waiting for their beloved to calm down on getting schlonged online and commit. This song is for them.

14,897 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

I genuinely love Johnny Cash but I’m not sure he’d like me much. Depends on how he felt about “whoops wrong hole” parody of “ring of fire” for all the lovers out there

I genuinely love Johnny Cash but I’m not sure he’d like me much. Depends on how he felt about “whoops wrong hole” parody of “ring of fire” for all the lovers out there

20,135 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

“Somebody That I Used to Know” by Gotye except it’s rewritten to be a brutally honest classic tale of a partner totally giving up and refusing to wash his balls

“Somebody That I Used to Know” by Gotye except it’s rewritten to be a brutally honest classic tale of a partner totally giving up and refusing to wash his balls

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One of my most popular parodies ever. You thought of who to send this to the second it started playing, I know you did

One of my most popular parodies ever. You thought of who to send this to the second it started playing, I know you did

19,244 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Trans and loving it, you are too

Trans and loving it, you are too

11,982 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Pull up FAIL

Pull up FAIL

41,142 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

hey I found a song about your dad

hey I found a song about your dad

10,759 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Queens of the Stone Age, except it’s on Maury QOTSA

Queens of the Stone Age, except it’s on Maury QOTSA

18,753 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Shenandoah / Cheating Ho

Shenandoah / Cheating Ho

14,815 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Real, unfiltered postpartum tummy after 2 kids. My youngest is just over a year old. I love my body, but there are subtle and undeniable changes. However your tummy looks after babies, I hope you give it loving little rubs. It is a POWERFUL tummy!

Real, unfiltered postpartum tummy after 2 kids. My youngest is just over a year old. I love my body, but there are subtle and undeniable changes. However your tummy looks after babies, I hope you give it loving little rubs. It is a POWERFUL tummy!

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I have hair on my body, and I don’t give a flying frick whether anyone in the internet likes that or not. Men: do you shave YOUR armpits? We are all born with some amount of hair. It serves a purpose. Sometimes it’s aesthetically nice to shave and sometimes it just doesn’t matter at all. If the way my armpits look deeply bothers you… perhaps you need a hobby.

I have hair on my body, and I don’t give a flying frick whether anyone in the internet likes that or not. Men: do you shave YOUR armpits? We are all born with some amount of hair. It serves a purpose. Sometimes it’s aesthetically nice to shave and sometimes it just doesn’t matter at all. If the way my armpits look deeply bothers you… perhaps you need a hobby.

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