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Cockroach Party supporter: 🗣️ “There are no private colleges or universities in America. -> I know this because I work in the US STATE DEPARTMENT.”😭 Yesterday he was Python Developer. Today he is in US State Department 🤣

Cockroach Party supporter: 🗣️ “There are no private colleges or universities in America. -> I know this because I work in the US STATE DEPARTMENT.”😭 Yesterday he was Python Developer. Today he is in US State Department 🤣

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🚨 SHOCKING BENGAL TWIST 🚨 Firhad Hakim, one of Mamata Banerjee’s closest aides, has met the rebel camp of MLAs 🤯 Hakim has long faced allegations over illegal property networks Any probe must proceed without political protection!

🚨 SHOCKING BENGAL TWIST 🚨 Firhad Hakim, one of Mamata Banerjee’s closest aides, has met the rebel camp of MLAs 🤯 Hakim has long faced allegations over illegal property networks Any probe must proceed without political protection!

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🚨 HUGE! Modi Govt planning major new Gold Monetisation push 😳 — Citizens may soon be able to deposit gold in banks & earn interest. If even 2,000 Tonnes gold gets deposited, India will not have to IMPORT GOLD for next 3 years🤯 Key points: - Banks may accept deposits from as low as 10 grams - Aim: Cut India’s heavy gold imports (currently over 700 tonnes/year) •Indian households hold an estimated 30,000 tonnes of gold Deposited gold will be made available to jewellers & manufacturers 🎯 Smart step to unlock national wealth and reduce import dependence! 🔥🇮🇳 (Source: Dainik Jagran)

🚨 HUGE! Modi Govt planning major new Gold Monetisation push 😳 — Citizens may soon be able to deposit gold in banks & earn interest. If even 2,000 Tonnes gold gets deposited, India will not have to IMPORT GOLD for next 3 years🤯 Key points: - Banks may accept deposits from as low as 10 grams - Aim: Cut India’s heavy gold imports (currently over 700 tonnes/year) •Indian households hold an estimated 30,000 tonnes of gold Deposited gold will be made available to jewellers & manufacturers 🎯 Smart step to unlock national wealth and reduce import dependence! 🔥🇮🇳 (Source: Dainik Jagran)

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🚨 SHOCKING Congress has officially demanded immediate BAIL for Umar Khalid 🤯 From Congress HQ, they've questioned the judiciary 🗣️ "Court says Jail is exception. But Umar Khalid's trial hasn't begun for 5 years. Give him Bail. Apply conditions, but why deny bail?"

🚨 SHOCKING Congress has officially demanded immediate BAIL for Umar Khalid 🤯 From Congress HQ, they've questioned the judiciary 🗣️ "Court says Jail is exception. But Umar Khalid's trial hasn't begun for 5 years. Give him Bail. Apply conditions, but why deny bail?"

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🚨 SHOCKING CJI Suryakant was reportedly HECKLED at an event in London by activist students 😳 They attempted to question the Chief Justice over his recent 'COCKROACH' remark. Another co-ordinated attack? Indian HC has condemned it.

🚨 SHOCKING CJI Suryakant was reportedly HECKLED at an event in London by activist students 😳 They attempted to question the Chief Justice over his recent 'COCKROACH' remark. Another co-ordinated attack? Indian HC has condemned it.

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24 September, 2025: 4 died. 70 got injured in Ladakh after violence in Sonam Wangchuck's strike. Dear Gen-Z, Sonam is free. Set for another gimmick on June 6. He doesn't care about those 4 who lost their lives on his call. A lesson for you all. Don't become his bullet.

24 September, 2025: 4 died. 70 got injured in Ladakh after violence in Sonam Wangchuck's strike. Dear Gen-Z, Sonam is free. Set for another gimmick on June 6. He doesn't care about those 4 who lost their lives on his call. A lesson for you all. Don't become his bullet.

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During discussion in Parliament on 'Vande Matram', Mahua said: 🗣️ "Ten crore Bengalis will rise with 20 crore arms to teach you the real meaning of VANDE MATARAM in Bengal." Now, Suvendu Govt makes 'Vande Matram' MANDATORY in Govt schools from Monday💥

During discussion in Parliament on 'Vande Matram', Mahua said: 🗣️ "Ten crore Bengalis will rise with 20 crore arms to teach you the real meaning of VANDE MATARAM in Bengal." Now, Suvendu Govt makes 'Vande Matram' MANDATORY in Govt schools from Monday💥

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Miya Yusuf Pathan belongs to Gujarat. Was brought to Bengal just in the name of APPEASEMENT. Said, "TMC is not going anywhere for the next 40–50 years" Don't be surprised if he's the first one jumping the ship😭

Miya Yusuf Pathan belongs to Gujarat. Was brought to Bengal just in the name of APPEASEMENT. Said, "TMC is not going anywhere for the next 40–50 years" Don't be surprised if he's the first one jumping the ship😭

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June 6. Anyone tried to mess up in Delhi, this man will make sure they pay the price for it. When they expected him to be DEFENSIVE on Sharjeel's detention question, he remarked: "...he said about LANDLOCKED Assam & now we have LOCKED him in jail"🔥

June 6. Anyone tried to mess up in Delhi, this man will make sure they pay the price for it. When they expected him to be DEFENSIVE on Sharjeel's detention question, he remarked: "...he said about LANDLOCKED Assam & now we have LOCKED him in jail"🔥

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🚨 BIG! BJP MLA Sharadwat Mukherjee says fish will be sent tomorrow to Kalighat and Harish Chatterjee Street. He mentioned multiple varieties including Hilsa, prawns and pabda fish💥 BENGAL welcomes BJP!

🚨 BIG! BJP MLA Sharadwat Mukherjee says fish will be sent tomorrow to Kalighat and Harish Chatterjee Street. He mentioned multiple varieties including Hilsa, prawns and pabda fish💥 BENGAL welcomes BJP!

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🚨 IAS Santosh Verma: "Until a Brahmin DONATES his DAUGHTER to my son or has a relationship with him, reservations should continue" 🤯 How is this even allowed in a civilized society? But I bet, nothing would happen against him due to the inevitable CASTE INNOCENCE Card 🤡

🚨 IAS Santosh Verma: "Until a Brahmin DONATES his DAUGHTER to my son or has a relationship with him, reservations should continue" 🤯 How is this even allowed in a civilized society? But I bet, nothing would happen against him due to the inevitable CASTE INNOCENCE Card 🤡

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Abhishek Banerjee: "I will take the responsibility after 4 May 12 Noon, I'll see whose FATHER comes from Delhi to save JALLADs"🤡 The ‘Diamond Harbour model’ has COLLAPSED within 10 days🤯 TMC has withdrawn from Falta RE-POLL.

Abhishek Banerjee: "I will take the responsibility after 4 May 12 Noon, I'll see whose FATHER comes from Delhi to save JALLADs"🤡 The ‘Diamond Harbour model’ has COLLAPSED within 10 days🤯 TMC has withdrawn from Falta RE-POLL.

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🚨 CAUGHT ON CAM Rajdeep Sardesai seen smiling awkwardly after Kamlesh Tau mentions links between the ‘Cockroach’ ecosystem & AAP “These guys are funded by AAP. Why shy away from accepting it?"😳

🚨 CAUGHT ON CAM Rajdeep Sardesai seen smiling awkwardly after Kamlesh Tau mentions links between the ‘Cockroach’ ecosystem & AAP “These guys are funded by AAP. Why shy away from accepting it?"😳

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🚨 SHOCKING! Kalyan Banerjee threatens Amit Shah in a vulgar statement 🗣️ "...I want him to stay here for 15 days, or even 15 months, but on May 4, he must stay in Bengal. - I will apply GREEN COLOR on his BALD HEAD"😳 Even Home minister getting Post-poll warnings.

🚨 SHOCKING! Kalyan Banerjee threatens Amit Shah in a vulgar statement 🗣️ "...I want him to stay here for 15 days, or even 15 months, but on May 4, he must stay in Bengal. - I will apply GREEN COLOR on his BALD HEAD"😳 Even Home minister getting Post-poll warnings.

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🚨 SHOCKING! 2 GST officials caught RED-HANDED in Nashik bribery case 🤯 They allegedly demanded ₹1.25 CRORE from a businessman Authorities trapped them red-handed while accepting ₹20L in cash. Deep rooted Corruption.

🚨 SHOCKING! 2 GST officials caught RED-HANDED in Nashik bribery case 🤯 They allegedly demanded ₹1.25 CRORE from a businessman Authorities trapped them red-handed while accepting ₹20L in cash. Deep rooted Corruption.

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🚨BIG. I&B Ministry orders tweak in Dhurandhar dialogue ~ Ministry had asked makers to REMOVE the word ‘Baloch’. Two words MUTED & a dialogue altered. The revised Ranveer Singh–starrer returns to cinemas from Jan 1, 2026. Film has already grossed ₹754.5 crore in 26 days and is expected to keep collecting into 2026.

🚨BIG. I&B Ministry orders tweak in Dhurandhar dialogue ~ Ministry had asked makers to REMOVE the word ‘Baloch’. Two words MUTED & a dialogue altered. The revised Ranveer Singh–starrer returns to cinemas from Jan 1, 2026. Film has already grossed ₹754.5 crore in 26 days and is expected to keep collecting into 2026.

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Arvind Kejriwal: 🗣️"Due to the war between IRAQ & America, entire world is affected..." The last I checked, war was between Iran & America. Am I missing something?👀

Arvind Kejriwal: 🗣️"Due to the war between IRAQ & America, entire world is affected..." The last I checked, war was between Iran & America. Am I missing something?👀

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Viral video is said to be from a newly launched train in Bihar: Passengers throw mungfali (Peanut) shells everywhere, on the floor. -> This isn't just about Bihar. Civic sense is a big issue across the country

Viral video is said to be from a newly launched train in Bihar: Passengers throw mungfali (Peanut) shells everywhere, on the floor. -> This isn't just about Bihar. Civic sense is a big issue across the country

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Lalu Yadav lands in Delhi for seat-sharing drama ~ Plays badminton, attends Rallies, cooks mutton with RaGa, & parties at Ambani weddings. Gets ILL just for Jail-time. Convicted in crores-worth fodder scam yet roaming free. JUSTICE IS A JOKE🤡

Lalu Yadav lands in Delhi for seat-sharing drama ~ Plays badminton, attends Rallies, cooks mutton with RaGa, & parties at Ambani weddings. Gets ILL just for Jail-time. Convicted in crores-worth fodder scam yet roaming free. JUSTICE IS A JOKE🤡

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Video of the Day: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan completes her address, & goes straight to touch PM Modi's FEET 😍 Meltdown moment for the ecosystem 😂🔥

Video of the Day: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan completes her address, & goes straight to touch PM Modi's FEET 😍 Meltdown moment for the ecosystem 😂🔥

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