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John A. Douglas

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Independently Published Author || Mayor of Orc City as seen in Forbes || Back up at @SubOptimalJohn

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$I’d like to see GTA VI have even a fraction of the fun you can do in Just Cause 2 or 3$

I’d like to see GTA VI have even a fraction of the fun you can do in Just Cause 2 or 3

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How it feels to be an American watching Canadians unironically boast about how they could beat us in actual combat. Just stop it. You couldn’t even beat us in hockey and curling, your own sports.

How it feels to be an American watching Canadians unironically boast about how they could beat us in actual combat. Just stop it. You couldn’t even beat us in hockey and curling, your own sports.

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The replies are brutal.

The replies are brutal.

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Dudes Posting Their W’s Nintendo’s lawyer right now

Dudes Posting Their W’s Nintendo’s lawyer right now

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Happened to be in Target again and decided to check in on the “Fantasy” section. Unlike last year, any male-centric fantasy is nowhere in sight. It’s all Chick Lit and Booktok slop. Modern publishing hates male readers

Happened to be in Target again and decided to check in on the “Fantasy” section. Unlike last year, any male-centric fantasy is nowhere in sight. It’s all Chick Lit and Booktok slop. Modern publishing hates male readers

John A. Douglas

30,073,120 views • 1 year ago

WITH THEIR MANY EYES, THEY SHALL WEEP. WITH THEIR MANY LIMBS, THEY WILL CRAWL. IN THEIR MANY TONGUES, THEY SHALL PLEAD. IN THEIR MANY FORMS, THEY WILL FALL. SO SAYETH SPACE KING.

WITH THEIR MANY EYES, THEY SHALL WEEP. WITH THEIR MANY LIMBS, THEY WILL CRAWL. IN THEIR MANY TONGUES, THEY SHALL PLEAD. IN THEIR MANY FORMS, THEY WILL FALL. SO SAYETH SPACE KING.

John A. Douglas

72,140 views • 14 days ago

THE GAME’S PLAYING ITSELF, JON!

THE GAME’S PLAYING ITSELF, JON!

John A. Douglas

153,246 views • 4 months ago

Modern Star Trek was destined to fail because the entire franchise went down hill after this happened

Modern Star Trek was destined to fail because the entire franchise went down hill after this happened

John A. Douglas

199,907 views • 7 months ago

As a kid, I heard Tim Curry’s voice in cartoons as much as I saw him in movies. Even in animated roles, you can hear how he put all of his Shakespearean weight behind any role. Especially his monologue as Captain Hook, which deserves special recognition. What was your fav role?

As a kid, I heard Tim Curry’s voice in cartoons as much as I saw him in movies. Even in animated roles, you can hear how he put all of his Shakespearean weight behind any role. Especially his monologue as Captain Hook, which deserves special recognition. What was your fav role?

John A. Douglas

22,335 views • 19 days ago

Why aren’t men reading more? What is the industry putting out there for them TO read?

Why aren’t men reading more? What is the industry putting out there for them TO read?

John A. Douglas

423,862 views • 1 year ago

GLITCH He. Guy. Jax is one of the bros.

GLITCH He. Guy. Jax is one of the bros.

John A. Douglas

51,709 views • 2 months ago

Sad state of affairs at Books-a-Million Sci-fi and fantasy used to dominate so many shelves. This is what I found. 😞

Sad state of affairs at Books-a-Million Sci-fi and fantasy used to dominate so many shelves. This is what I found. 😞

John A. Douglas

30,065 views • 5 months ago

I fixed the Jax montage. Remember: Jax is for the Bros

I fixed the Jax montage. Remember: Jax is for the Bros

John A. Douglas

12,403 views • 2 months ago

We used to get adventure animation with real effort put into it. We ate good in the 90s. It must also be said this show had the most swashbuckling theme song ever put on tv or film. Cranks the adrenaline up to 11.

We used to get adventure animation with real effort put into it. We ate good in the 90s. It must also be said this show had the most swashbuckling theme song ever put on tv or film. Cranks the adrenaline up to 11.

John A. Douglas

11,511 views • 6 months ago

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