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"We’re not in Tel Aviv, lady." An Israeli saw a Palestinian flag and started freaking out, fully convinced she had the same authority to terrorize strangers in NYC as she does in the West Bank to Palestinians.

"We’re not in Tel Aviv, lady." An Israeli saw a Palestinian flag and started freaking out, fully convinced she had the same authority to terrorize strangers in NYC as she does in the West Bank to Palestinians.

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Palestinians aren’t even allowed to lay a few bricks on their own land. Settlers rush in to tear them down before the cement even dries.

Palestinians aren’t even allowed to lay a few bricks on their own land. Settlers rush in to tear them down before the cement even dries.

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God’s chosen people stealing energy drinks in occupied West Bank. Even the vending machines aren’t safe from Israelis.

God’s chosen people stealing energy drinks in occupied West Bank. Even the vending machines aren’t safe from Israelis.

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Laura Loomer got caught in Israel after her surgery failed. What’s happening to her face ?

Laura Loomer got caught in Israel after her surgery failed. What’s happening to her face ?

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imagine you’re on the highway with your loved ones and a degenerate twitch streamer just fuckin kills you.

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imagine you’re on the highway with your loved ones and a degenerate twitch streamer just fuckin kills you.

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Jewish settlers CAUGHT ripping their own clothes to stage a Palestinian attack in the West Bank. Camera spots them → instant panic and scramble.

Jewish settlers CAUGHT ripping their own clothes to stage a Palestinian attack in the West Bank. Camera spots them → instant panic and scramble.

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Jay Ma, son of the richest man in China spotted in Bangkok Thailand being hand fed his dessert by his bodyguards at the Louis Vuitton Cafe.

Jay Ma, son of the richest man in China spotted in Bangkok Thailand being hand fed his dessert by his bodyguards at the Louis Vuitton Cafe.

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Israelis are pouring liquid cement into Palestinian wells in the West Bank. Sealing access to water to drive Palestinians off their land.

Israelis are pouring liquid cement into Palestinian wells in the West Bank. Sealing access to water to drive Palestinians off their land.

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HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE THE PLANE😱 ? We were all scammed by our own occupied Government who murdered 3000 innocent people in the twin towers.

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HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE THE PLANE😱 ? We were all scammed by our own occupied Government who murdered 3000 innocent people in the twin towers.

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UAE Arab elites dancing with Israeli officials while Gaza is being wiped out. Disgrace.

UAE Arab elites dancing with Israeli officials while Gaza is being wiped out. Disgrace.

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What’s happening to Laura Loomer and why is she so nervous lately ?

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What’s happening to Laura Loomer and why is she so nervous lately ?

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Throwback when Kim Jong-un executed a politician for sleeping during the assembly. While in our country we have politicians literally prostituting them selves for Israel.

Throwback when Kim Jong-un executed a politician for sleeping during the assembly. While in our country we have politicians literally prostituting them selves for Israel.

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Right after the Bondi shooting, massive crowds of Jews in Australia erupted in unprecedented celebration and cheers. Why would they be this happy ?

Right after the Bondi shooting, massive crowds of Jews in Australia erupted in unprecedented celebration and cheers. Why would they be this happy ?

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🇮🇱 Israeli soldier: Maybe you think you are in Sweden; you are not in Sweden, my friend. Okey? 🇸🇪 Young Man: You maybe think you are in Israel? 🇮🇱 Israeli soldier: I am in Israel. 🇸🇪 Young Man: You are in Palestine.

🇮🇱 Israeli soldier: Maybe you think you are in Sweden; you are not in Sweden, my friend. Okey? 🇸🇪 Young Man: You maybe think you are in Israel? 🇮🇱 Israeli soldier: I am in Israel. 🇸🇪 Young Man: You are in Palestine.

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Since Mossad had him on this video, Ted Cruz is very obedient to Israel. Why is that ?

Since Mossad had him on this video, Ted Cruz is very obedient to Israel. Why is that ?

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Never forget this Israeli woman that couldn't stop smiling on 9/11. The happiest day of her life.

Never forget this Israeli woman that couldn't stop smiling on 9/11. The happiest day of her life.

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“Send her back to Mexico.” Israeli woman in the US refuses to pay after seeing the worker’s Palestinian-necklace and gets humbled on the spot.

“Send her back to Mexico.” Israeli woman in the US refuses to pay after seeing the worker’s Palestinian-necklace and gets humbled on the spot.

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This is what happens when you're told you're chosen by God to rule over everyone. Even the Royal guards kicked them out.

This is what happens when you're told you're chosen by God to rule over everyone. Even the Royal guards kicked them out.

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Pakistani Players used an air freshener spray before INDIANS stepped on the ground 😂

Pakistani Players used an air freshener spray before INDIANS stepped on the ground 😂

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Jewish Journalist: “What’s your dream?” Israeli soldier in a wheelchair: “To mount a machine gun, enter Gaza, and kill everyone. Journalist laughs: “Hope you can, good luck.”

Jewish Journalist: “What’s your dream?” Israeli soldier in a wheelchair: “To mount a machine gun, enter Gaza, and kill everyone. Journalist laughs: “Hope you can, good luck.”

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Erika Kirk caught using tear solution to create fake tears before going on the TPUSA stage. Fake it 'til you cry.

Erika Kirk caught using tear solution to create fake tears before going on the TPUSA stage. Fake it 'til you cry.

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ERIKA KIRK: "I forgive the shooter." (Fake crying included)

ERIKA KIRK: "I forgive the shooter." (Fake crying included)

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Remember this clip the next time someone cries about Israeli “victimhood.”

Remember this clip the next time someone cries about Israeli “victimhood.”

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Laura Loomer just came back from her failed surgery trip in Israel. What happened to her face?

Laura Loomer just came back from her failed surgery trip in Israel. What happened to her face?

4,685,104 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

TRUMP IS NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

TRUMP IS NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

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Israeli settler runs over Palestinian man during prayer in West Bank. If the roles were reversed, what would have happened in the media ?

Israeli settler runs over Palestinian man during prayer in West Bank. If the roles were reversed, what would have happened in the media ?

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No one wanted them and Palestinians took them in. If biting the hand that feeds you was a people.

No one wanted them and Palestinians took them in. If biting the hand that feeds you was a people.

2,865,297 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

A Palestinian was late closing his shop during an Israel Defense Forces raid in the city. Israeli soldiers arrested him and destroyed everything inside.

A Palestinian was late closing his shop during an Israel Defense Forces raid in the city. Israeli soldiers arrested him and destroyed everything inside.

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Rabbi dildo Shmuley just freaked out on a group of Jews against Zionism in NYC. He called them complicit in the shooting at Bondi Beach.

Rabbi dildo Shmuley just freaked out on a group of Jews against Zionism in NYC. He called them complicit in the shooting at Bondi Beach.

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If your religion requires you to throw a family out of their home, maybe your religion is the problem. Courtesy of Israeli settlers. Welcome to the West Bank

If your religion requires you to throw a family out of their home, maybe your religion is the problem. Courtesy of Israeli settlers. Welcome to the West Bank

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So you can only become an American actor if you're a jew?

So you can only become an American actor if you're a jew?

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Israeli soldiers who raped to death a Palestinian detainee got a standing ovation in court. What kind of society is this ?

Israeli soldiers who raped to death a Palestinian detainee got a standing ovation in court. What kind of society is this ?

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Israel walks into the UN wearing yellow stars like they’re Auschwitz survivors. They think the world still buys their "poor us" act, but nobody gives a shit about it anymore.

Israel walks into the UN wearing yellow stars like they’re Auschwitz survivors. They think the world still buys their "poor us" act, but nobody gives a shit about it anymore.

1,868,344 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

A Jewish woman refused to pay a taxi over a Palestinian sticker inside, claiming she felt attacked, then piled on more excuses. Pathological victimhood.

A Jewish woman refused to pay a taxi over a Palestinian sticker inside, claiming she felt attacked, then piled on more excuses. Pathological victimhood.

1,518,159 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Kennedy demanded to inspect Israel's Dimona reactor in 1963 - threatening to cut U.S. aid. He was assassinated that same year.

Kennedy demanded to inspect Israel's Dimona reactor in 1963 - threatening to cut U.S. aid. He was assassinated that same year.

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Jewish PEDOPHILE came all the way from Israel to meet a 13 year old child in the US. After getting caught, he threw himself into a full victim performance.

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Jewish PEDOPHILE came all the way from Israel to meet a 13 year old child in the US. After getting caught, he threw himself into a full victim performance.

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An Israeli tourist in an Italian hospital refused to wait, demanded priority “because he’s Israeli,” and when denied, destroyed the ward. Doctors fought him off with pepper spray and chairs.

An Israeli tourist in an Italian hospital refused to wait, demanded priority “because he’s Israeli,” and when denied, destroyed the ward. Doctors fought him off with pepper spray and chairs.

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Israel’s Minister Ben-Gvir shows up in person to hand eviction notices to Palestinian Bedouin families in the Naqab desert. How diseased must a nation be to find joy in someone else’s misery ?

Israel’s Minister Ben-Gvir shows up in person to hand eviction notices to Palestinian Bedouin families in the Naqab desert. How diseased must a nation be to find joy in someone else’s misery ?

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An Israeli rabbi, guarded by the IDF, is inside Lebanon in Marwahin calling to settle and take over houses. Still the victims, right ?

An Israeli rabbi, guarded by the IDF, is inside Lebanon in Marwahin calling to settle and take over houses. Still the victims, right ?

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