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Perks of the job. 😂😂😂

Perks of the job. 😂😂😂

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Family Attempts an Exorcism on Their Cat After It Starts Acting Possessed 😭💀

Family Attempts an Exorcism on Their Cat After It Starts Acting Possessed 😭💀

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Somebody find this man. I want to buy him dinner 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💪🏾

Somebody find this man. I want to buy him dinner 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💪🏾

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A Perfect Shot 🥌 #Olympics2026

A Perfect Shot 🥌 #Olympics2026

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They have a lot in common besides being fashionistas

They have a lot in common besides being fashionistas

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A box cutter 🤣🤣🤣

A box cutter 🤣🤣🤣

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melania: Anyone have some change?

melania: Anyone have some change?

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Trump dug his heels in and refused to evacuate the WHCA Dinner even as chaos erupted in the venue. He insisted he wanted to stay and confront the suspect, with security protocol the only thing forcing him to leave. Trump is calling the moment his third life attempt. 😂😂

Trump dug his heels in and refused to evacuate the WHCA Dinner even as chaos erupted in the venue. He insisted he wanted to stay and confront the suspect, with security protocol the only thing forcing him to leave. Trump is calling the moment his third life attempt. 😂😂

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Trump Irish Dance Click your cankles 3 times and disappear

Trump Irish Dance Click your cankles 3 times and disappear

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I am going to unify Ireland and bring back Riverdance, a special dance where movement of the arms is illegal.

I am going to unify Ireland and bring back Riverdance, a special dance where movement of the arms is illegal.

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Hell is waiting for him 🔥🔥🔥

Hell is waiting for him 🔥🔥🔥

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Meanwhile, at the Playboy mansion! Sorry, I mean Trump’s Church Mar El Lago. where the Evangelicals are praying & holding prayers for Jesus’s resurrection 🙏

Meanwhile, at the Playboy mansion! Sorry, I mean Trump’s Church Mar El Lago. where the Evangelicals are praying & holding prayers for Jesus’s resurrection 🙏

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“We are respected all over the world, like never before. Enjoy” 😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“We are respected all over the world, like never before. Enjoy” 😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Pete with an update on the Strait of Hormuz.

Pete with an update on the Strait of Hormuz.

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Rat Trump 😂😂

Rat Trump 😂😂

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Donald Trump has scaled the Empire State Building in New York City and has a message for the Amercan people.

Donald Trump has scaled the Empire State Building in New York City and has a message for the Amercan people.

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Bribe Force One

Bribe Force One

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Who's ready for game 3?

Who's ready for game 3?

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Trump uses shooting to talk about his Ballroom.

Trump uses shooting to talk about his Ballroom.

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All I know is that when my MeeMaw started wandering and lumbering around like this, tapping her hocks and waving to people who weren’t there, it was the end of drop-in visits — we had to establish a predictable visitation schedule.

All I know is that when my MeeMaw started wandering and lumbering around like this, tapping her hocks and waving to people who weren’t there, it was the end of drop-in visits — we had to establish a predictable visitation schedule.

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Almost blew myself up 😂😂 Maybe put a name on each one?

Almost blew myself up 😂😂 Maybe put a name on each one?

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He was the first contestant and it's already over

He was the first contestant and it's already over

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My favorite Kentucky Derby video of all time 🤣🤣

My favorite Kentucky Derby video of all time 🤣🤣

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Caught him red-handed. The look on his face when he realized he wasn't alone...

Caught him red-handed. The look on his face when he realized he wasn't alone...

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Amy L and the Sniffers “You Should Not Be Doing That” August 9, 2024 BMO Stadium, Los Angeles, California @amylandthesniffers (They opens up for the Foo Fighters and this was early in the day …hence the many open seats.)

Amy L and the Sniffers “You Should Not Be Doing That” August 9, 2024 BMO Stadium, Los Angeles, California @amylandthesniffers (They opens up for the Foo Fighters and this was early in the day …hence the many open seats.)

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This is the difference between water and beer

This is the difference between water and beer

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What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

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Something All Must Witness To Believe For those of you itching to see Puddles the Clown combine The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” this is for you. Enjoy. Or hate. It’s a free country. Well, relatively, anyway.

Something All Must Witness To Believe For those of you itching to see Puddles the Clown combine The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” this is for you. Enjoy. Or hate. It’s a free country. Well, relatively, anyway.

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This is genius 🤣🤣🤣 and also why again do some people want this guy to be president???

This is genius 🤣🤣🤣 and also why again do some people want this guy to be president???

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No comment. 😂😂

No comment. 😂😂

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An arrogant and rude clown 😂😂

An arrogant and rude clown 😂😂

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The Men of Mt. Rushmore get reel about ... well, you'll get it. Inspired by a post from Thomas Jay Osadsky.

The Men of Mt. Rushmore get reel about ... well, you'll get it. Inspired by a post from Thomas Jay Osadsky.

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This TV ad, which was broadcast back in 1971 during the Vietnam War, is weirdly relevant today. Fight for your slice

This TV ad, which was broadcast back in 1971 during the Vietnam War, is weirdly relevant today. Fight for your slice

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Jimi Hendrix was once asked what it was like being the world’s greatest guitar player. He replied, “I don’t know, go ask Roy Clark”.

Jimi Hendrix was once asked what it was like being the world’s greatest guitar player. He replied, “I don’t know, go ask Roy Clark”.

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A young Morgan Freeman on “The Electric Company,” 1971. Before he was the voice of God, Morgan Freeman played DJ Easy Reader on the PBS children’s show “The Electric Company.” The show repurposed countercultural aesthetics to teach children how to read.

A young Morgan Freeman on “The Electric Company,” 1971. Before he was the voice of God, Morgan Freeman played DJ Easy Reader on the PBS children’s show “The Electric Company.” The show repurposed countercultural aesthetics to teach children how to read.

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Trump’s new darker hairstyle has everyone talking… 😂

Trump’s new darker hairstyle has everyone talking… 😂

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trumpty dumpty has arrived

trumpty dumpty has arrived

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NEW SHOW TUNE - That War That Was Not A War Secretary of War Pete Hegseth celebrates victory in the war... that wasn't a war.

NEW SHOW TUNE - That War That Was Not A War Secretary of War Pete Hegseth celebrates victory in the war... that wasn't a war.

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Rump gets reel about his new music release, Trailer Trash.

Rump gets reel about his new music release, Trailer Trash.

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