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I have to drive this clunky piece of garbage seven hours home. This rear wheel boxy ugly garbage can. Avis Car Rental absolutely stinks

I have to drive this clunky piece of garbage seven hours home. This rear wheel boxy ugly garbage can. Avis Car Rental absolutely stinks

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Silently masquerading as Northern snow, the clouds affirm our friendship with winking glints of sunlight. 'Hello old friends' I say with a laugh. They pretend not to hear, as I smile at their mischief. - Jim Norton, Raconteur

Silently masquerading as Northern snow, the clouds affirm our friendship with winking glints of sunlight. 'Hello old friends' I say with a laugh. They pretend not to hear, as I smile at their mischief. - Jim Norton, Raconteur

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"So Seattle, huh?" snark the clouds. "That's for me to know and you to find out" I challenge in reply. "Our friends in Seattle are rain clouds, we'll make sure to have them give you a jostle" "Do as you wish!" I loudly declare. Passengers applaud, I have taken back my power

"So Seattle, huh?" snark the clouds. "That's for me to know and you to find out" I challenge in reply. "Our friends in Seattle are rain clouds, we'll make sure to have them give you a jostle" "Do as you wish!" I loudly declare. Passengers applaud, I have taken back my power

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Let my birthday inspire you

Let my birthday inspire you

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Dragon on top of the Empire State building

Dragon on top of the Empire State building

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We fly through the clouds thinking we are birds. We are not birds, we are simply people on a plane - Jim Norton 2023 #Share #Inspire #People

We fly through the clouds thinking we are birds. We are not birds, we are simply people on a plane - Jim Norton 2023 #Share #Inspire #People

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"Here he comes!" I hear the clouds playfully whisper. I veer to the right, "No time for an embrace old friends, I'm running late!" I shout good naturedly over my shoulder. The clouds glance yonder; bested but not defeated.

"Here he comes!" I hear the clouds playfully whisper. I veer to the right, "No time for an embrace old friends, I'm running late!" I shout good naturedly over my shoulder. The clouds glance yonder; bested but not defeated.

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"Where are you, friend? I hear the clouds whisper. "I'm up here! I laugh, much to their dismay. "Come down for a frollick! they ask with a wink. No time for their mischief, I decline with a sigh.

"Where are you, friend? I hear the clouds whisper. "I'm up here! I laugh, much to their dismay. "Come down for a frollick! they ask with a wink. No time for their mischief, I decline with a sigh.

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I wrote a book of poems many moons ago entitled 'The Clouds Deceive Us' to honor my friendships with these billowy giants. We've shared many laughs and yes, even a few tears, these clouds and I. I've curated this video for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy it free of charge.

I wrote a book of poems many moons ago entitled 'The Clouds Deceive Us' to honor my friendships with these billowy giants. We've shared many laughs and yes, even a few tears, these clouds and I. I've curated this video for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy it free of charge.

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Hilarious episode of Sword Fight with Robert Kelly. Audio out now, please rate and subscribe it helps us a lot. YouTube video goes up Monday morning 7 AM

Hilarious episode of Sword Fight with Robert Kelly. Audio out now, please rate and subscribe it helps us a lot. YouTube video goes up Monday morning 7 AM

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AUDIO UP NOW Video at 7am

AUDIO UP NOW Video at 7am

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OTTOWA TONIGHT

OTTOWA TONIGHT

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Great episode with Nimesh Patel up now. Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 27

Great episode with Nimesh Patel up now. Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 27

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After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

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PROPOFOL I went in for an endoscopy and revealed my final wish

PROPOFOL I went in for an endoscopy and revealed my final wish

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Never a delight. Colin Quinn and RichVos this week on the podcast

Never a delight. Colin Quinn and RichVos this week on the podcast

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An ICU doctor got a phone call in the middle of the show. The news was not good

An ICU doctor got a phone call in the middle of the show. The news was not good

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Brushing your teeth in India. Dental hygiene is so important, and there are tricks to brushing your teeth when the water is not compatible with your stomach. Watch and learn #india

Brushing your teeth in India. Dental hygiene is so important, and there are tricks to brushing your teeth when the water is not compatible with your stomach. Watch and learn #india

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Great episode of RichVos and Colin Quinn being very mean. Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 72 up now

Great episode of RichVos and Colin Quinn being very mean. Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 72 up now

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Another infuriating move by Starbucks

Another infuriating move by Starbucks

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Thanks to the great @danecook for coming on the show. Every comic using social media to propose owes Dane a debt of gratitude. Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 70 up now

Thanks to the great @danecook for coming on the show. Every comic using social media to propose owes Dane a debt of gratitude. Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 70 up now

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Have a laugh you with RichVos and Colin Quinn you goose.

Have a laugh you with RichVos and Colin Quinn you goose.

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Finally! BLAIRE WHITE is my guest on JNCSY ep UP NOW

Finally! BLAIRE WHITE is my guest on JNCSY ep UP NOW

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The effervescent BLAIRE WHITE is my guest this week on Jim Can't Save You. Blaire is one of my favorite people in public life.

The effervescent BLAIRE WHITE is my guest this week on Jim Can't Save You. Blaire is one of my favorite people in public life.

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WINTER STORM TIPS!! I have been through this before, just relax, I will guide you through the next few days #storm #fern

WINTER STORM TIPS!! I have been through this before, just relax, I will guide you through the next few days #storm #fern

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These are the facts of the Don Lemon arrest. People keep getting it wrong and commenting without knowing what they're talking about. Do your homework before you decide to make public statements, people #DonLemonArrested

These are the facts of the Don Lemon arrest. People keep getting it wrong and commenting without knowing what they're talking about. Do your homework before you decide to make public statements, people #DonLemonArrested

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Great conversation with Robert J. O'Neill this week on Jim Norton Can't Save You.

Great conversation with Robert J. O'Neill this week on Jim Norton Can't Save You.

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BREAKING!! There is a 2nd angle on the Ice shooting that occurred in Minnesota

BREAKING!! There is a 2nd angle on the Ice shooting that occurred in Minnesota

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Had a great conversation with Dane Cook this week on the podcast

Had a great conversation with Dane Cook this week on the podcast

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BREAKING!! ILHAN OMAR SHOCKING U TURN. Ilhan Omar has made an apparent reversal on comments allegedly made verbally while speaking

BREAKING!! ILHAN OMAR SHOCKING U TURN. Ilhan Omar has made an apparent reversal on comments allegedly made verbally while speaking

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I had a great time with BLAIRE WHITE on this week's episode of Jim Norton Can't Save You.

I had a great time with BLAIRE WHITE on this week's episode of Jim Norton Can't Save You.

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Great conversation about everything with Navy Seal Rob O'Neill Robert J. O'Neill. We cover Captain Phillips, the bin Laden raid, Building 7 and the moon. Episode up now #conspiracy #obama #usarmy

Great conversation about everything with Navy Seal Rob O'Neill Robert J. O'Neill. We cover Captain Phillips, the bin Laden raid, Building 7 and the moon. Episode up now #conspiracy #obama #usarmy

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Jim Norton's morning routine. Healthy habits can be difficult to establish. I hope this helps

Jim Norton's morning routine. Healthy habits can be difficult to establish. I hope this helps

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