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Joel Bland

@JoelBlandSport • 11,622 subscribers

Work in Marketing for @uniofnewcastle | Odd scribble in national papers, VO for TNT Sports, Freelance here and there. Know a thing or two about #NUFC.

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Never been more thankful for an international break in my entire life. #nufc were disgusting that second-half holy shit. We need to learn how to control games (asap). 3pts is all that matters but my god that was so poor in nearly all departments. Time for a mini reset.

Never been more thankful for an international break in my entire life. #nufc were disgusting that second-half holy shit. We need to learn how to control games (asap). 3pts is all that matters but my god that was so poor in nearly all departments. Time for a mini reset.

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Mbappe arriving in Newcastle #NUFC

Mbappe arriving in Newcastle #NUFC

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Absolutely unbelievable passion and grit to come on top tonight - Harvey Barnes man, come on! 6th in the league, suddenly there’s a growing silence of the Howe outers… P.S whoever is in charge of the playlist, you’ve missed a corker by not playing Joy Division at FT.😂#nufc

Absolutely unbelievable passion and grit to come on top tonight - Harvey Barnes man, come on! 6th in the league, suddenly there’s a growing silence of the Howe outers… P.S whoever is in charge of the playlist, you’ve missed a corker by not playing Joy Division at FT.😂#nufc

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Another absolutely cracking victory for the upcoming Dan Toward - local lad who has now won his eighth fight. That left hook, wow🤯. Certainly has the talent and ambition to go far - keep an eye out for his next fight #nufc fans.🥊

Another absolutely cracking victory for the upcoming Dan Toward - local lad who has now won his eighth fight. That left hook, wow🤯. Certainly has the talent and ambition to go far - keep an eye out for his next fight #nufc fans.🥊

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It was ALWAYS Newcastle😉. #nufc

It was ALWAYS Newcastle😉. #nufc

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Solid performance tonight, Barca in the top two teams I’ve seen at SJP in past 15 or so years. Atmosphere was incredible, massive well done to Wor Flags 🏴🏳. Should’ve taken chances in first half but really not too disheartened after that. Onwards. #nufc

Solid performance tonight, Barca in the top two teams I’ve seen at SJP in past 15 or so years. Atmosphere was incredible, massive well done to Wor Flags 🏴🏳. Should’ve taken chances in first half but really not too disheartened after that. Onwards. #nufc

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Never in doubt - go on RAMMERS. #NUFC

Never in doubt - go on RAMMERS. #NUFC

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Personal favourite - "Mikel Arteta, it must be the ball", SJP serenade. #NUFC

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Personal favourite - "Mikel Arteta, it must be the ball", SJP serenade. #NUFC

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Jiassle (YICE-LUH) I can boogie, Seany Steur and Malik Thiaw, Woltemade, Lewis Miley, Harvey Barrrrnnnneeess. We’re going double platinum. Finally a very good chant. #nufc

Jiassle (YICE-LUH) I can boogie, Seany Steur and Malik Thiaw, Woltemade, Lewis Miley, Harvey Barrrrnnnneeess. We’re going double platinum. Finally a very good chant. #nufc

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ArseNONONONONO #AFC

ArseNONONONONO #AFC

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Don’t have any words right now, will put thoughts up next week. Big shouts from the gallowgate. #nufc

Don’t have any words right now, will put thoughts up next week. Big shouts from the gallowgate. #nufc

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Poor first half, did extremely well to claw two goals back, second half performance was solid. Hate to blame referees but that was genuinely disgraceful, the foul on Pardo not given was one of the worst I’ve seen in the Gallowgate. MFP looked v warm when he came on. #nufc

Poor first half, did extremely well to claw two goals back, second half performance was solid. Hate to blame referees but that was genuinely disgraceful, the foul on Pardo not given was one of the worst I’ve seen in the Gallowgate. MFP looked v warm when he came on. #nufc

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Optimist in me saying Manzambi and Toure will now start moving quicker - amid #nufc’s exodus. Followed by a fullback and James Trafford, hopefully (entirely my opinion, no hinting here). Might not be silence for much longer😂 #cumonfeelthenoize

Optimist in me saying Manzambi and Toure will now start moving quicker - amid #nufc’s exodus. Followed by a fullback and James Trafford, hopefully (entirely my opinion, no hinting here). Might not be silence for much longer😂 #cumonfeelthenoize

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Jaissle, I can boogie. A new era. #NUFC

Jaissle, I can boogie. A new era. #NUFC

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Longshot FC well and truly exposed, cheers lads. Sob on the holt….. #nufc

Longshot FC well and truly exposed, cheers lads. Sob on the holt….. #nufc

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And we’re off and boogying. Little Seany Steur’d it up, Barnes tore them apart and Dedic killed them AMARite? (Oh and Me Gonzalez has arrived) Serious minus points for the ref - horror display #nufc

And we’re off and boogying. Little Seany Steur’d it up, Barnes tore them apart and Dedic killed them AMARite? (Oh and Me Gonzalez has arrived) Serious minus points for the ref - horror display #nufc

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Off to Albufeira first thing tmrw and won’t be active on here, apologies to those I haven’t got back to. There’ll be A LOT of things happening next week, on and off field - should be fun. Also give the media team a break, they’ve got a lot to sort.😂 W/C Aug 10th⬇️ #nufc

Off to Albufeira first thing tmrw and won’t be active on here, apologies to those I haven’t got back to. There’ll be A LOT of things happening next week, on and off field - should be fun. Also give the media team a break, they’ve got a lot to sort.😂 W/C Aug 10th⬇️ #nufc

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Great support from the Benfica boys, make some noise🤝#nufc #benfica

Great support from the Benfica boys, make some noise🤝#nufc #benfica

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