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I still can't believe the first episode opens with the main character feeling her up.

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I still can't believe the first episode opens with the main character feeling her up.

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Always reminds me of how funny it was that Spiderman in the black suit went absolutely psycho on Shocker of all people and chased him around the city and up buildings screaming like a mad man. The dude thought he was going to have a normal day of committing petty crime and ended up in his own horror movie.

Always reminds me of how funny it was that Spiderman in the black suit went absolutely psycho on Shocker of all people and chased him around the city and up buildings screaming like a mad man. The dude thought he was going to have a normal day of committing petty crime and ended up in his own horror movie.

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"You just know the artist is a virgin" We still judge people like this?

"You just know the artist is a virgin" We still judge people like this?

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Guy coming home to his wife and unborn child after the patch

Guy coming home to his wife and unborn child after the patch

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Always find this such an odd take, especially when playing through RE4 where you're gunning down modern day Spanish people who have regressed to stereotypical crazy medieval peasants who even shoot crossbows but to apply the exact same set up to Africa its bad and shameful.

Always find this such an odd take, especially when playing through RE4 where you're gunning down modern day Spanish people who have regressed to stereotypical crazy medieval peasants who even shoot crossbows but to apply the exact same set up to Africa its bad and shameful.

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"Why are Dwarves more liked than Elves?" Elves: We must gather at the sacred tree for a fourteen hour discussion Dwarves:

"Why are Dwarves more liked than Elves?" Elves: We must gather at the sacred tree for a fourteen hour discussion Dwarves:

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So what about all that money "We're sorry" Seriously, where did the money go "We screwed up" Ok but the money "Sorry"

So what about all that money "We're sorry" Seriously, where did the money go "We screwed up" Ok but the money "Sorry"

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How it feels playing a city mission solo in Helldivers.

How it feels playing a city mission solo in Helldivers.

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The boomer retirees when their captain answers the call to adventure.

The boomer retirees when their captain answers the call to adventure.

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"Actually there's nothing wrong with Nintendo's pricing, due to inflation those games should be over 100"

"Actually there's nothing wrong with Nintendo's pricing, due to inflation those games should be over 100"

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"Trump announces cure for autism" Me:

"Trump announces cure for autism" Me:

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It's funny the teacher in Starship Troopers said something that not even the most liberal teacher would say to a student now.

It's funny the teacher in Starship Troopers said something that not even the most liberal teacher would say to a student now.

791,672 Aufrufe • vor 5 Tagen

It's still funny Ken was the only relevance this movie ever had. Even all the best selling merch and clothing was just Ken stuff.

It's still funny Ken was the only relevance this movie ever had. Even all the best selling merch and clothing was just Ken stuff.

141,496 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen

The amount of funny jokes they could fit into a short segment was genuinely masterful once.

The amount of funny jokes they could fit into a short segment was genuinely masterful once.

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Maybe the media giants finally discovered how to replace them with pod people.

Maybe the media giants finally discovered how to replace them with pod people.

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Trump voters heading to work tomorrow

Trump voters heading to work tomorrow

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What the hell is that new Tomb Raider design?? mascara in the jungle? In what world is that anywhere close to realistic. They need to bring back the grounded in reality Lara.

What the hell is that new Tomb Raider design?? mascara in the jungle? In what world is that anywhere close to realistic. They need to bring back the grounded in reality Lara.

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For comparison 11 years earlier:

For comparison 11 years earlier:

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Thinking about this again. What plagues so much of modern gaming is how they write and design like they're always in earshot of HR and have never had a human interaction. Its all so fake, a clean facade of surface level quips, small talk, acceptability and smoothed out politeness

Thinking about this again. What plagues so much of modern gaming is how they write and design like they're always in earshot of HR and have never had a human interaction. Its all so fake, a clean facade of surface level quips, small talk, acceptability and smoothed out politeness

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The only way it will be any good is if its just this for an hour and a half.

The only way it will be any good is if its just this for an hour and a half.

769,314 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Say what you will about the GI Joe movies, the sequel dripped Cobra out and gave Cobra Commander all the aura.

Say what you will about the GI Joe movies, the sequel dripped Cobra out and gave Cobra Commander all the aura.

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I love how far they always push this gag and its logistics.

I love how far they always push this gag and its logistics.

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"They're siblings" "No its incest" "Basically incest" "Ew they're siblings" "Sibling coded "Coded siblings" "She's his sister" "Sibling coding" "They're basically related" "They're like brother and sister" "They're related" "Coded coded"

"They're siblings" "No its incest" "Basically incest" "Ew they're siblings" "Sibling coded "Coded siblings" "She's his sister" "Sibling coding" "They're basically related" "They're like brother and sister" "They're related" "Coded coded"

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Shift in tone. This goes for the whole series, it always had some sense of humour about itself to break up the horror elements but that's been slowly bleeding out of the series as they aim for a more purely serious tone and it's taken some of the unique flavour from the series.

Shift in tone. This goes for the whole series, it always had some sense of humour about itself to break up the horror elements but that's been slowly bleeding out of the series as they aim for a more purely serious tone and it's taken some of the unique flavour from the series.

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Not only did she get invited to speak at the UN, consulted directly on games but many inside the industry openly praised her inaccurate work as 'opening their eyes'

Not only did she get invited to speak at the UN, consulted directly on games but many inside the industry openly praised her inaccurate work as 'opening their eyes'

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Its funny the game series with the most roided up looking characters chainsawing bad guys with chainsaw guns is one of the few series to tackle long term depression with such understated grace and dignity.

Its funny the game series with the most roided up looking characters chainsawing bad guys with chainsaw guns is one of the few series to tackle long term depression with such understated grace and dignity.

503,218 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

Now I know why a lot of studio's and their devs were up in arms complaining about BG3 "delivering too much" and setting "unrealistic expectations". Roleplay in your RPG? what do you think this is 2009? this is a safe comforting environment now, no bad thoughts or being a meanie.

Now I know why a lot of studio's and their devs were up in arms complaining about BG3 "delivering too much" and setting "unrealistic expectations". Roleplay in your RPG? what do you think this is 2009? this is a safe comforting environment now, no bad thoughts or being a meanie.

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China realized long ago it was better to just fake having advanced stuff and living like its 2077 with robot butlers than it was to actually realistically implement those things.

China realized long ago it was better to just fake having advanced stuff and living like its 2077 with robot butlers than it was to actually realistically implement those things.

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The cast member trapped in the roaming fish tomb in Florida heat.

The cast member trapped in the roaming fish tomb in Florida heat.

333,342 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

They really should have kept the extended scene where she still considers killing him even after he lets her go. It was a way stronger scene, showed how consumed with anger and vengeance she was, how nervous Quaritch really was and was the first time Jake had to almost work with him for a moment. All things which I feel will become a bigger plot moments in the next film.

They really should have kept the extended scene where she still considers killing him even after he lets her go. It was a way stronger scene, showed how consumed with anger and vengeance she was, how nervous Quaritch really was and was the first time Jake had to almost work with him for a moment. All things which I feel will become a bigger plot moments in the next film.

307,065 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten