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Bronze Age Pervert quotes a statement I made in 2003, when I was fifteen——a facetious observation concerning the female orgasm.

Bronze Age Pervert quotes a statement I made in 2003, when I was fifteen——a facetious observation concerning the female orgasm.

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A year ago someone on Twitter asked how to trill her R's. I made a video, but my laptop was stolen before I could post it. Merely tilt your head back & attempt the trill. The tongue will then find the correct position on its own; once found, the head tilt becomes unnecessary.

A year ago someone on Twitter asked how to trill her R's. I made a video, but my laptop was stolen before I could post it. Merely tilt your head back & attempt the trill. The tongue will then find the correct position on its own; once found, the head tilt becomes unnecessary.

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The footage is from my latest "IRL" visit with Bronze Age Pervert. He talks about Ixaberts, Dagoberts, Childeberts, and other legendary personages. A remarkable figure, I must say—and athletic beyond what one expects of anyone not professionally devoted to such pursuits.

The footage is from my latest "IRL" visit with Bronze Age Pervert. He talks about Ixaberts, Dagoberts, Childeberts, and other legendary personages. A remarkable figure, I must say—and athletic beyond what one expects of anyone not professionally devoted to such pursuits.

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I wanted to make a parody of modern film's overreliance on gratuitous sex & obscenity. I then went & sprinkled in a dash of ornamental ultraviolence——strictly for artistic balance, you undersand. As for the footage of me having sex with my girlfriends: it's included purely for satirical pruposes. My intention is to expose the absurdity of the belief that no story can stagger to the finish without a dash of bed-play and blasphemy, and thus to strip the thing of its glamour. My hope is that the viewer, confronted with the excess laid bare, may at last perceive the absurdity of it all, and feel cured of his appetite. What is presented here amounts only to odds and ends—disjecta membra. A few clipt fragments, nothing more. The complete film, extending to some 7 hrs and 25 minutes in length, is of a scale frightfully unsuited to the confines of Twitter. I'll post snippets of it nonetheless, and anyone who objets on principle to ANY representation of sex and obscenity, even if the intention is to mock it, may exercise the ancient liberty of boiling his own head.

I wanted to make a parody of modern film's overreliance on gratuitous sex & obscenity. I then went & sprinkled in a dash of ornamental ultraviolence——strictly for artistic balance, you undersand. As for the footage of me having sex with my girlfriends: it's included purely for satirical pruposes. My intention is to expose the absurdity of the belief that no story can stagger to the finish without a dash of bed-play and blasphemy, and thus to strip the thing of its glamour. My hope is that the viewer, confronted with the excess laid bare, may at last perceive the absurdity of it all, and feel cured of his appetite. What is presented here amounts only to odds and ends—disjecta membra. A few clipt fragments, nothing more. The complete film, extending to some 7 hrs and 25 minutes in length, is of a scale frightfully unsuited to the confines of Twitter. I'll post snippets of it nonetheless, and anyone who objets on principle to ANY representation of sex and obscenity, even if the intention is to mock it, may exercise the ancient liberty of boiling his own head.

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Anyway, found more clips of myself as a teenager. Thought I might press them into service, along with some new ones, for a few experimental special effects in a new video. Something in the nature of a preview, I daresay. I am the reincarnation of the real Dionysus.

Anyway, found more clips of myself as a teenager. Thought I might press them into service, along with some new ones, for a few experimental special effects in a new video. Something in the nature of a preview, I daresay. I am the reincarnation of the real Dionysus.

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Seeing what this lovely background music goes with.

Seeing what this lovely background music goes with.

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Bronze Age Pervert on Ixabert.

Bronze Age Pervert on Ixabert.

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