LOTUS🪷☥♒
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Guys, I'm back in black American people's business. Do y'all remember our tea about aunty Caro? I have more tea for you ☕ Here the tea: 1. The girls and the gents are turning green and it's not Elphaba kinda green 😂😂😂 2. Some of the girls are now having eczema but they're calling it "allergic reaction". They were like "all my dark spots are gone but I'm not sure the colour is supposed to look like this. I think it gets worse before it gets better" and the South African girlies are like "Chomi, do you know Thabo Bester's mom? Haibo, it's cooking and you already look medium - rare". 3. The paid influencers are telling the girlies that it's completely normal to see red patches on your skin when you wake up after using Aunty Caro 😭😭😭 and African girlies are like "yass girl it's absolutely normal, nina banye thulani musani ukuphapha bosathane" 4. The American girlies who learnt the hard way are crashing out like "y'all are dead wrong for doing a good review. Lying ass pieces of shit" and Africans are like "relax dark chocolate, your new skin is just forming" 😂😂😂😂 5. One of the users that called African girlies jealousy is currently warning people not to use Aunty Caro because she had to use Aloe Vera to heal her skin. African girlies were like "Ten past Four" 😭😭😭😭 6. There's this top Aunty Caro promoter that goes off on Africans. He said "It’s just that when using this it is recommended to take a shower before and apply the products in moderation. If burning or irritation occurs, stop 🛑 that’s all it is. Reading is fundamental". Aunty Caro must have paid him well. 7. The African girlies are advising the American girlies not to default on their health insurance because they're gonna be needing it, considering the fact that they're also using it as an eye cream. 8. Some African girlies are advising them to mix with funbact A, as a 2 factor authentication for that extra glow since they wanna be yt so bad 🤭🤭 9. Some Americans don't learn and they're suggesting that since others have turned pink, red and green, just use it on your lips and armpits. 10. Somebody even did a whole skincare routine using Aunty Caro even with the discoloration. Due to popular demand, I have attached one of the videos and it's "paid partnership" by the way. I'm inspired by Aunty Caro's ability to rebrand. Aunty Caro is not leaving the market anytime soon. Her ability to rebrand needs to be studied. This was unexpected and I'm impressed.
ỌMỌTẸ URHOBO 💜💜207,865 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten
Anyway, here's a video of a 14yr old boy who decided to kill his mother. Y'all need to kill it immediately.
LOTUS🪷☥♒101,596 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten
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ODUIMITETE - A GIRL-CHILD'S NIGHTMARE. The Urhobo word "ODUIMITETE" literally means "Children fuck@r" as the English man put it "Pedophile". It sounds serious, it should be taken seriously, but it is not. In fact, it is one of the most trivial matters in Urhobo communities.
LOTUS🪷☥♒111,753 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten
Mish is dead!! Do y'all remember that guy that sang "Akwa Ibom Ayaya"? He's dead. He had some health issues and needed surgery but couldn't go through with him because he's from a Jehovah Witness background and they don't believe in blood transfusion. That was how he died. He died at the age of 42.
ỌMỌTẸ URHOBO 💜💜56,693 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten
The girls interviewed in this video, I'm in contact with all of them 🙏
LOTUS🪷☥♒14,773 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
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